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My Vote for Greatest Bumper Sticker
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| 10/31/2016
| CharlesOConnell
Posted on 10/31/2016 3:29:47 PM PDT by CharlesOConnell
You've probably already heard it, but now, my vote for greatest bumpersticker is:
There's always more free cheese in a mousetrap.
It unseats my former numero uno, 'I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you.
Convince me your greatest slogan is better than these.
I am hopeful about high-minded slogans.
('Kids Need Encouragement Every Day' is apparently not very widespread.)
However, for those with a morbid cast of mind, I have to be equipped with an appropriate response for the ultimate deprecatory sign:
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: anotherstupidvanity; bumperstickers; epitaphs; maxims; mottos; slogans; vanity
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To: CharlesOConnell
(Below picture of Obama)
“Does this ass make my bumper look fat?”
To: CharlesOConnell
KEEP HONKING, I’M RELOADING!
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posted on
10/31/2016 4:04:43 PM PDT
by
W.
To: CharlesOConnell
I’ll never forget it. From the days of Paul Harvey. He had a favorite bumper sticker every week and would share it his with listeners. This caused me to pay more attention to them. Well one day (during Bill Clinton’s time in the oval office) I was driving south of Dallas and a pickup passed and proceeded to slow down. I, in turn, passed it and the maneuver was repeated two or three more times. During this process (which I dislike very much), I noticed a screwy looking bumper sticker on his rear bumper. It was one of those that was not easily legible from much distance so on my final pass I made sure to get close enough to make out what it said. It read as follows: “Where is Lee Harvey Oswald when you REALLY need him?” Like I said at the top, I’ll never forget it.
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posted on
10/31/2016 4:05:08 PM PDT
by
t4texas
(No koolaid for me. Thanks!)
To: CharlesOConnell
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posted on
10/31/2016 4:08:42 PM PDT
by
King Moonracer
(Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.....)
To: CharlesOConnell
“Life is too short for 12 years of Obama!”
“Hillary is just another Clinton - Why?”
“Obama was Hope & Change - Hillary is what?”
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posted on
10/31/2016 4:08:51 PM PDT
by
SES1066
(Quality, Speed or Economical - Any 2 of 3 except in government - 1 at best but never #3!)
To: CharlesOConnell
“If you lived in your car, you’d be home by now.”
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posted on
10/31/2016 4:13:29 PM PDT
by
60Gunner
(The price of apathy towards public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato)
To: CharlesOConnell
Cthulhu for President
Why vote for the lesser evil?
and
Cthulhu for President
No lives matter
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posted on
10/31/2016 4:15:02 PM PDT
by
snarkpup
(Hillary gets flak because she's being exposed; Trump gets flak because he's over the target.)
To: CharlesOConnell
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posted on
10/31/2016 4:15:39 PM PDT
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set!)
To: CharlesOConnell
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posted on
10/31/2016 4:15:43 PM PDT
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set!)
To: CharlesOConnell
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posted on
10/31/2016 4:18:07 PM PDT
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set!)
To: CharlesOConnell
My favorite...”Jesus is coming. Everybody look busy!”
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posted on
10/31/2016 4:18:49 PM PDT
by
Twotone
(Truth is hate to those who hate truth.)
To: CharlesOConnell
“My gun has killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy’s car.”
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posted on
10/31/2016 4:23:06 PM PDT
by
Old Grumpy
(I'm enjoying being considered "deplorable.")
To: CharlesOConnell
“Boycott Farmers: Stop Eating!”
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posted on
10/31/2016 4:24:43 PM PDT
by
Flycatcher
(God speaks to us, through the supernal lightness of birds, in a special type of poetry.)
To: CharlesOConnell
Obama is proof that ANYBODY can become pResident.
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posted on
10/31/2016 4:24:58 PM PDT
by
unixfox
(Abolish Slavery, Repeal the 16th Amendment)
To: CharlesOConnell
Welfare is the KY Jelly of the communist state.
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posted on
10/31/2016 4:29:30 PM PDT
by
Excellence
(Marine mom since April 11, 2014)
To: CharlesOConnell
If Sonny Corleone had EZ Pass he’d be alive today.
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posted on
10/31/2016 4:30:45 PM PDT
by
freefdny
To: CharlesOConnell
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posted on
10/31/2016 4:31:19 PM PDT
by
mcmuffin
(Freedom's On The March - Wave Goodbye!)
To: CharlesOConnell
Way back when... I was following a BMW in Old Town Alexandria (VA) with Kennedy stickers all over the bumper. I was thinking, barking moonbat till I got closer. The fine print said, “A blond in every pond!”
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posted on
10/31/2016 4:32:15 PM PDT
by
outofsalt
( If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything)
To: CharlesOConnell
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posted on
10/31/2016 4:37:15 PM PDT
by
FatherofFive
(No Christian should vote for the candidate who supports abortion.)
To: CharlesOConnell
IMAGINE...
using your turn signal
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posted on
10/31/2016 4:39:46 PM PDT
by
XEHRpa
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