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(Vanity) You Are Old, Mrs. Clinton
The velveted paws of the Typing Tabby ^ | 08-23-2016 | grey_whiskers

Posted on 08/23/2016 5:32:47 PM PDT by grey_whiskers

"You are old, Mrs. Clinton," the young voter said,
"And have to pretend to be strong;
And yet you incessantly sit on a stool --
Do you think, you'll keep up, the act long?"

"In my youth," Mrs. Clinton replied to the pup,
"I was always afraid of a fall;
But, it's more than a stool, for the Press holds me up,
(and my Poll numbers, too!) through it all."

'You are old,' ” said the youth, “as that old poem went,
"And have grown most uncommonly fat;
Yet you still wear those pants suits that look like a tent --
Pray, what is the reason of that?”

"It is true," said the Shrew, that even my Friends
"Say that I'm now shaped like a bubble
It may be certain garments -- they call them Depends
And they help to keep me out of trouble."

“You are old,” said the youth, “your emails, you confess,
"Have been hacked, and are out on the 'Net;
Yet David Petraeus was fired for much less
Pray, why aren't you indicted yet?”

“In my youth,” said Hillary, “I went to Yale Law,
"And denied Bill's affairs while his wife;
And the flexible conscience, which that gave to me
Has lasted the rest of my life.”

“You are old,” said the youth, “it would seem due to chance
That your gait remains steady and sure;
Yet you have seeming Seizures, or St. Vitus' Dance --
Do you think, that they can, find a cure?”

“I have a private doctor, with an Epi-pen,”
Said the Nominee; “don’t give yourself airs!
And the Press has to leave before I board my plane
Or they might see me falling downstairs!”


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Poetry; Politics
KEYWORDS: election2016; hillary; humor; whiskersvanity
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To: grey_whiskers; null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; TWhiteBear; Salvation; ...

(Vanity) You Are Old, Mrs. Clinton

And very, very ill.

21 posted on 08/23/2016 8:47:57 PM PDT by LucyT
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To: Bobalu

Very Funny! :)


22 posted on 08/23/2016 8:48:11 PM PDT by xenia ("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." George Orwell)
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To: grey_whiskers

You’re a scum-sucking POS criminal Hillaryos Rotten.

ESAD


23 posted on 08/23/2016 9:15:18 PM PDT by PGalt
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To: Bon mots

In this GIF, they are seem to be walking hesitatingly and unhappy, looking from side to side as they cross the street. Sharpton looks like they just let him out of the loony bin for a walk. It’s weird footage.


24 posted on 08/24/2016 2:07:28 AM PDT by Seeing More Clearly Now
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To: cherry

Watching her, I am reminded of the behavior of some older relatives I have had, usually not long before their deaths.

We have an 18 year old cat. She is getting quite frail. She can no longer jump from the floor to the bed, so we put a little staircase next to the bed so she can climb up. My husband got upset when I compared the cat to Hillary, since they share some health characteristics. Not that the cat understands, but I did apologize to her.

Given the occasional video of Hillary looking unhealthy, and the fact that she is hiding from public view—it is reasonable to think that casting a vote for her is really voting for her VP candidate (whoever he is).


25 posted on 08/24/2016 2:35:33 AM PDT by exDemMom (Current visual of the hole the US continues to dig itself into: http://www.usdebtclock.org/)
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To: cherry

But also coughing consistently can also be from heart issues.


26 posted on 08/24/2016 3:28:05 AM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God Bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Frank_2001
Al looks horrific, he looked MUCH better when he was fat!!!!!

In Africa they call AIDS 'The Slims'.

Just sayin'...

27 posted on 08/24/2016 6:20:31 AM PDT by null and void (Has there ever been a death associated with the Clintons that *wasn't* beneficial to them?)
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To: A CA Guy
But also coughing consistently can also be from heart issues.

No heart, no heart issues.

28 posted on 08/24/2016 6:21:05 AM PDT by null and void (Has there ever been a death associated with the Clintons that *wasn't* beneficial to them?)
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To: Bon mots
Pharmaceutical Exec: Hillary Clinton Has Parkinson’s Disease

"Involuntary movements" and difficulty walking is a form of dyskinesia

Paul Joseph Watson - August 8, 2016

Other questions continue to swirl, including claims that one of Hillary’ “handlers,” who calmed her during the recent interruption of one of her speeches, carries around a an auto-injector syringe for the administration of the anti-seizure drug Diazepam.

According to Shkreli, the syringe “may be an Apokyn pen, used to treat Parkinson’s,” noting that it was the same color.

http://www.infowars.com/pharmaceutical-exec-hillary-clinton-has-parkinsons-disease/

29 posted on 08/24/2016 6:50:40 AM PDT by KeyLargo
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To: KeyLargo

Been totally debunked, sorry, the guy is carrying a flash light and we know this 100%, this is stupid, again, totally debunked.


30 posted on 08/24/2016 6:51:31 AM PDT by Scythian_Reborn
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To: Scythian_Reborn

Thanks


31 posted on 08/24/2016 6:52:27 AM PDT by KeyLargo
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To: Bon mots; KC_Lion; null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; TWhiteBear; Salvation; ...
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In case anyone missed it,

See gif at # 3 .

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32 posted on 08/24/2016 8:50:08 AM PDT by LucyT
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To: grey_whiskers

ROTFLOL and I need all the laughs I can get. May I please pass it on? Do you have a blog with more wonderful poems? :-)


33 posted on 08/24/2016 8:53:00 AM PDT by little jeremiah (Half the truth is often a great lie. B. Franklin)
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To: null and void

Oh my, how could I overlook that?
I sit corrected and my point rendered null and void.


34 posted on 08/24/2016 9:04:53 AM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God Bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: KeyLargo

It wasn’t debunked. Some people insisted it was, but it wasn’t. I obessively read every thread about it. The fact is no one knows for sure.


35 posted on 08/24/2016 11:01:49 AM PDT by little jeremiah (Half the truth is often a great lie. B. Franklin)
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To: Bon mots
Would have liked to see the legs in this video to get a better look at what kind of gait she has.

Note that she seems to cough on this video, consistent with episodes of coughing in the recent past.

Do you know the date that this video was taken?

36 posted on 08/24/2016 11:29:31 AM PDT by justiceseeker93
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To: justiceseeker93

Fag Pride parade in NYC, June, I think 16, this year.


37 posted on 08/24/2016 1:11:22 PM PDT by little jeremiah (Half the truth is often a great lie. B. Franklin)
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To: Scythian_Reborn
Been totally debunked, sorry, the guy is carrying a flash light and we know this 100%, this is stupid, again, totally debunked.

You are joking, right?
Debunked by who? The MSM? They debunk everything that is negative about Hillary.

#1 Nobody holds a flashlight like that.
#2 It is not the shape of a flashlight
#3 It is broad daylight
#4 Where does Hillary go that is not brightly lit and requires a flashlight?
#5 What other politician has a big guy that follows him/her with a flashlight?

Are you on the Hillary payroll too?
We know that her team has flooded the internet with disinformation shills.

38 posted on 08/24/2016 2:53:36 PM PDT by Bon mots
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To: little jeremiah
Sure, pass it on.

I don't have a blog, I just write occasionally here on FR as I happen to feel like it and as targets of opportunity pop up.

39 posted on 08/25/2016 5:08:24 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Bon mots

It was debunked on this sight, sorry, a Freeper showed him holding it and showing it shining a light for Hillary to see, it was 100% proof positive it is a flashlight. Sorry, not a paid democrat because I point out the story you’re hyping is bogus. I don’t recall the thread, but you will be making a fool out of yourself if you keep pushing the injection pin story.


40 posted on 08/25/2016 6:19:07 AM PDT by Scythian_Reborn
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