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Obama Takes the Fifth [satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 5 Dec 2014 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/05/2014 1:52:19 PM PST by John Semmens

The Obama Administration defied a court order to turn over documents the IRS illegally shared with the White House in its political vendetta against 2500 conservative organizations.

Secretary of the Treasury Jacob Lew, Obama’s former White House Chief of Staff, maintains that “for us to be compelled to testify against ourselves would violate the the Constitution's Fifth Amendment. And if there's one thing that this Administration will defend to the last it is the inviolability of the Constitution.”

The specific clause the Secretary is referring to is the one barring the government from compelling an individual in a criminal case to be a witness against himself. The use of this clause in order to protect the government from inquiries on behalf of the citizens would appear to invert the intent of the Amendment.

Nonetheless, Lew was adamant in his insistence that “I am an individual. The President is an individual. The sharing of the IRS records with the White House is a crime. So, I think we're within our rights to refuse the court's unconstitutional ruling mandating that we, in effect, be forced to verify our illegal activities.”

Lew rebuffed the plaintiff's contention that the privacy of the affected taxpayers could be protected by redacting confidential information. “The privacy of these taxpayers is just one small part of the issue,” he argued. “None of these taxpayers face jail in this dispute. At worst, their ability to actively oppose the Administration's policies may have been impeded a bit and there may have been some harassment and intimidation by the IRS, but these are the normal tactics administrations have traditionally used against opponents since FDR. None of these previous administrations were forced to disclose their illegal tactics. Enforcing the law against the administration of America's first Black president would be racist. We will not be a party to that.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,155877.0.html


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: incrimination; irs; obama; satire

1 posted on 12/05/2014 1:52:19 PM PST by John Semmens
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ping


2 posted on 12/05/2014 1:54:41 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Hillary does this — before 5PM. Every day.


3 posted on 12/05/2014 1:58:10 PM PST by ClearCase_guy (Democrats have a lynch mob mentality. They always have.)
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To: John Semmens

He governs like he drank a fifth.


4 posted on 12/05/2014 1:58:11 PM PST by dynachrome (Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
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To: dynachrome

Since all black men are criminals it follows that condemning a black man as a criminal is, indeed, racist.


5 posted on 12/05/2014 2:01:13 PM PST by Louis Foxwell (This is a wake up call. Join the Sultan Knish ping list.)
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To: John Semmens

One of these days Michelle is gonna roll over in her sleep and squash him like a bug.


6 posted on 12/05/2014 2:06:04 PM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: John Semmens

LOL

Sarcastic humor..


7 posted on 12/05/2014 2:06:08 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER
Well, she would also squash his body man.

Maybe just with her huge hairy frodo feet.

8 posted on 12/05/2014 2:19:12 PM PST by Slyfox (To put on the mind of George Washington read ALL of Deuteronomy 28, then read his Farewell Address)
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To: Slyfox

> Well, she would also squash his body man.

> Maybe just with her huge hairy frodo feet.

I take offense to that, sir! You slander an honorable hobbit!


9 posted on 12/05/2014 2:27:14 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
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To: John Semmens
And if there's one thing that this Administration will defend to the last it is the inviolability of the Constitution.”


10 posted on 12/05/2014 2:57:02 PM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Maybe just with her huge hairy frodo Bozo feet.

Is that better?

No, I am not going to apologize to Bozo the Clown.

11 posted on 12/05/2014 2:59:24 PM PST by Slyfox (To put on the mind of George Washington read ALL of Deuteronomy 28, then read his Farewell Address)
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To: Slyfox

He’s on the other side of the bed.


12 posted on 12/05/2014 3:04:09 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
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To: John Semmens

Not so satire: Obama takes the 5th. Boehner drinks the 5th.


13 posted on 12/05/2014 3:35:20 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: John Semmens
I thought Obama was three-fifths...

No, wait... that's racist...

-PJ

14 posted on 12/05/2014 3:49:41 PM PST by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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To: John Semmens

Good job, John. Thanks again for the ping.


15 posted on 12/05/2014 4:42:56 PM PST by fatnotlazy
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To: John Semmens
“I couldn't risk National Guard troops shooting people like they did at Kent State in 1970,” Nixon offered. “Then the blood would be on my hands and Neil Young would write a song about me...me. It's bad enough that I already share an unfortunate surname with former President Nixon. I didn't want to replicate his actions.”

Semmens channels Jay Nixon (and Neil Young).

Another fine column, John.

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16 posted on 12/05/2014 9:50:18 PM PST by Seaplaner (Never give in. Never give in. Never...except to convictions of honour and good sense. W. Churchill)
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