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Meanwhile at The Pearly Gates of Heaven...
Reaganite Republican ^ | July 10, 2012 | Reaganite Republican

Posted on 07/10/2012 9:31:42 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican



Saint Peter was guarding the Pearly Gates when two guys wearing hoodies approached.
He peered cautiously out through the Gates and told them, "Uh, wait here- I'll be right back."


Saint Peter then entered The Lord's chambers and described to him who was waiting at the entrance.

'Peter, how many times do I have to remind you not to pre-judge people who show up to enter Heaven?' said God.
"We are all brothers and loved here." The saint let out a heavy sigh and returned to his post.


Peter almost immediately returned to God's chambers and said, 'Well Lord, they're gone.'

'The two guys in the hoodies?' asked God.

'No,' replied Saint Peter, 'the Gates.'


TOPICS: Humor; Religion; Society
KEYWORDS: funny; heaven; humor; joke

1 posted on 07/10/2012 9:31:49 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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To: AdvisorB; ken5050

*** PING ***


2 posted on 07/10/2012 9:33:02 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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To: Reaganite Republican

stole the pearly gates! groan...


3 posted on 07/10/2012 9:39:40 AM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (let me ABOs run loose, lew)
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To: Reaganite Republican

No doubt the two in hoodies were from Chicago....

That is why they call them “hoods”. Though the term probably predates the article of clothing by a good many years.

Didn’t used to call them “hoodies”, they were sweatshirts with pull-up head covers.


4 posted on 07/10/2012 9:43:43 AM PDT by alloysteel (Fear and intimidation work. At least on the short term.)
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To: HiTech RedNeck

If it ain’t screwed to the ground color it GONE


5 posted on 07/10/2012 9:47:38 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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To: Reaganite Republican

“If Barack Obama had a couple of sons...”


6 posted on 07/10/2012 9:56:20 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("If you're not fiscally AND socially conservative, you're not conservative!" - Jim Robinson, 9-1-10)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
“If Barack Obama had a couple of sons...”

. . . and brothers!

7 posted on 07/10/2012 10:13:59 AM PDT by paratrooper82 (We are kicking Ass in Afghanistan, soon we will be home to kick some more Asses in Congress!)
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To: Reaganite Republican

Enjoyed. Thanks for posting.


8 posted on 07/10/2012 10:26:56 AM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: Reaganite Republican
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9 posted on 07/10/2012 10:38:31 AM PDT by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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