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1 posted on 05/20/2012 10:23:41 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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I heard of getting 30 winks, but 30 wanks is ridiculous!


2 posted on 05/20/2012 10:25:36 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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Read before it gets pulled.


3 posted on 05/20/2012 10:26:47 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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Spokeswoman...


5 posted on 05/20/2012 10:29:21 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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National Masturbation Month was conveniently scheduled one month before National Barbers Week.

Just sayin’.

;-)


6 posted on 05/20/2012 10:29:45 PM PDT by GladesGuru (In a society predicated upon freedom, it is necessary to examine principles."...the public interest)
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Whats next month? National Optometrists month?.........


10 posted on 05/20/2012 10:35:12 PM PDT by Red Badger (Think logically. Act normally.................)
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Hey, I'm down with that. It is, after all, sex with the one I love the most.

I will say, though, that these are the people who earnestly assert that high-schoolers need instructions on how to don a condom. You honestly shouldn't encourage them. "Excuse me, Ms. Jones, but what (snicker) are you supposed to do with the (snicker) banana afterward?"

15 posted on 05/20/2012 10:41:41 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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i bet its aimed at kids, too


17 posted on 05/20/2012 10:45:20 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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> Just one month?

Yeah, but then again, it's all you're allowed to do for that month.

Strangely, few are bored by the endless repetition...

20 posted on 05/20/2012 10:49:57 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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Only a month?
I better get started!


21 posted on 05/20/2012 11:05:14 PM PDT by BigCinBigD
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I thought the name of that organization was Planned PARENTHOOD?


22 posted on 05/20/2012 11:09:48 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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The founder of Planned Parenthood said, "Colored people are like human weeds and are to be exterminated."
32 posted on 05/21/2012 12:23:18 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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I need info on the subject?
34 posted on 05/21/2012 12:42:28 AM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus sum)
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Where was this info back when I was 16???


35 posted on 05/21/2012 12:43:01 AM PDT by packrat35 (When will we admit we are now almost a police state?)
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Somebody better tell the mil guys its OK for a month...


37 posted on 05/21/2012 12:46:25 AM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus sum)
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Reminds me of a line of the old Leisure Suit Larry game where you type in text and get a response. Being a 12 year old kid, I thought of everything I could.

Type in "Jerk off"...."Larry, the whole point of this game is to stop doing that!" (or something on that line)

On a similar note, type in "F--- You"...."Same to you, buddy!"

39 posted on 05/21/2012 12:52:00 AM PDT by Darren McCarty (The Republican Party is bigger than the presidency.)
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Well, at least there’s one thing Planned Parenthood supports that involves a happy ending.


40 posted on 05/21/2012 12:55:23 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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These people are really sick!


42 posted on 05/21/2012 1:14:13 AM PDT by fortheDeclaration (Pr 14:34 Righteousness exalteth a nation:but sin is a reproach to any people)
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Dang. Just 10 days left in the month. This is going to conflict with the SPCA’s “Love Your Pets” month....


45 posted on 05/21/2012 1:47:25 AM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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Followed by National Guide Dog month...


51 posted on 05/21/2012 3:55:46 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper (And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
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Ohhhh.....probably a good month to not shake hands with people.


54 posted on 05/21/2012 5:35:54 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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