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Planned Parenthood Wishes You a “Happy Masturbation Month”…
Weasel Zippers ^ | 5/20/12 | ZIP

Posted on 05/20/2012 10:23:28 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

Masturbation has its own month?


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TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Society
KEYWORDS: culturewar; napl; onanism; plannedparenthood; sexpositiveagenda
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Just one month?
1 posted on 05/20/2012 10:23:41 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows

I heard of getting 30 winks, but 30 wanks is ridiculous!


2 posted on 05/20/2012 10:25:36 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Read before it gets pulled.


3 posted on 05/20/2012 10:26:47 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Stoat

P.S. Link provided by stoat! Sorry!


4 posted on 05/20/2012 10:28:34 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Spokeswoman...


5 posted on 05/20/2012 10:29:21 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Slings and Arrows

National Masturbation Month was conveniently scheduled one month before National Barbers Week.

Just sayin’.

;-)


6 posted on 05/20/2012 10:29:45 PM PDT by GladesGuru (In a society predicated upon freedom, it is necessary to examine principles."...the public interest)
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To: mylife

Anybody have a picture of Helen Thomas in her Bikini?


7 posted on 05/20/2012 10:33:08 PM PDT by unkus (Silence Is Consent)
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To: unkus

NO!!!


8 posted on 05/20/2012 10:33:41 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife

ROFLMAO!


9 posted on 05/20/2012 10:34:22 PM PDT by unkus (Silence Is Consent)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Whats next month? National Optometrists month?.........


10 posted on 05/20/2012 10:35:12 PM PDT by Red Badger (Think logically. Act normally.................)
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To: martin_fierro

That explains the afternoon I’ve had.

Thanks Slings and Arrows.


11 posted on 05/20/2012 10:36:14 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (FReepathon 2Q time -- https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: Red Badger

Carpal Tunnel awarness month.


12 posted on 05/20/2012 10:36:19 PM PDT by LukeL (Barack Obama: Jimmy Carter 2 Electric Boogaloo)
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To: GladesGuru

LOL!


13 posted on 05/20/2012 10:36:30 PM PDT by unkus (Silence Is Consent)
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To: Red Badger
Don't even think of making Japanese joke!!!


14 posted on 05/20/2012 10:38:48 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Hey, I'm down with that. It is, after all, sex with the one I love the most.

I will say, though, that these are the people who earnestly assert that high-schoolers need instructions on how to don a condom. You honestly shouldn't encourage them. "Excuse me, Ms. Jones, but what (snicker) are you supposed to do with the (snicker) banana afterward?"

15 posted on 05/20/2012 10:41:41 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: unkus; Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; Lazamataz
Anybody have a picture of Helen Thomas in her Bikini?


16 posted on 05/20/2012 10:42:21 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Barack Obama has cut and run from what he called "the right war".)
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To: Slings and Arrows

i bet its aimed at kids, too


17 posted on 05/20/2012 10:45:20 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: Red Badger

National Orthopedists’ Month.


18 posted on 05/20/2012 10:45:27 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Billthedrill

I very much doubt that there’s a high-schooler who doesn’t know how to use a condom. Perform elementary arithmetic, OTOH...


19 posted on 05/20/2012 10:47:33 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
> Just one month?

Yeah, but then again, it's all you're allowed to do for that month.

Strangely, few are bored by the endless repetition...

20 posted on 05/20/2012 10:49:57 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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