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“Taxes Are what You Pay for the Privilege of Being an American” Says Geithner
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 24 Feb 2012 | John Semmens

Posted on 02/26/2012 1:05:13 PM PST by John Semmens

US Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner advised taxpayers to “quit complaining, taxes are what you pay for the privilege of being an American.”

“You know, there are places in the world where the government can take everything you have,” Geithner observed. “The fact that you get to keep anything here ought to inspire a greater appreciation for your own government’s forbearance.”

The Secretary warned those he called the “one-percenters,” that “government is the only thing preventing the other 99% from murdering you and looting your property. The protection we offer ought to be worth whatever it costs. Quibbling over the price of this protection may be an unwise course.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2012/02/25/gop-approach-to-energy-belittled/


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: craptire; geithner; notworthreading; obama; satire; stupid; taxes; timothygeithner; tyranny; ustresureysecretary; wasteoftime
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1 posted on 02/26/2012 1:05:17 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Since when is slavery a privilege?


2 posted on 02/26/2012 1:07:44 PM PST by DivineMomentsOfTruth ("Give me Liberty or I'll stand up and get it for myself!")
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To: John Semmens

So are we to assume that 49.5 of non tax paying citizens are not afforded the privileges extended to tax paying Americans?

Sheesh!


3 posted on 02/26/2012 1:08:48 PM PST by mazda77 (and I am a Native Texan)
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To: John Semmens

This coming from a guy who didn’t pay his and blamed it on a computer program


4 posted on 02/26/2012 1:09:26 PM PST by Sarah Barracuda
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To: John Semmens

Says the tax-evader.


5 posted on 02/26/2012 1:12:46 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (Government is the religion of the fascists.)
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To: John Semmens
“government is the only thing preventing the other 99% from murdering you and looting your property.

Didn't The Won actually say something to that effect a couple of years ago?

Something like "I'm the only one standing between you and the mobs."?

6 posted on 02/26/2012 1:12:46 PM PST by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: John Semmens

This is so rich from the guy who didn’t pay his taxes and blamed it on his inability to use Turbo Tax.


7 posted on 02/26/2012 1:13:13 PM PST by SuzyQue
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To: John Semmens
“Taxes Are what You Pay for the Privilege of Being an American”

No. My privilege is of being an American born of 2 American citizens.

The Constitution and Bill of Rights PROTECTS us from people like you....although, we the people haven't been doing a very good job at keeping it that way.

Something evil is coming our way. We all know it, we all feel it.

In the end, it will be up to US, THE PEOPLE, to stop this evil.

8 posted on 02/26/2012 1:13:13 PM PST by NoGrayZone (Jim "Firebrand" Robinson endorses Newt...with EPIC call to action!!)
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To: John Semmens

Mind reading again, eh?

I see you have 3 in the bag...

As always, excellent. So close to what we see and hear we KNOW it is what they think...


9 posted on 02/26/2012 1:13:35 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Spoiler Alert! The secret to Terra Nova: THEY ARE ALL DEAD!!!)
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To: John Semmens

Silly me! I thought the first lesson Timmy taught us were that taxes were what you evaded to become head of the treasury department.


10 posted on 02/26/2012 1:13:46 PM PST by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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Qui?

For the privilege of being an American?

I thought it was a RIGHT for any 3rd world rabble to enter the country according to his people.


11 posted on 02/26/2012 1:13:51 PM PST by School of Rational Thought
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To: DivineMomentsOfTruth
Since when is slavery a privilege?

Since we elected into office a tyrannical dictator wannabe, silly.

12 posted on 02/26/2012 1:14:13 PM PST by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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To: John Semmens

Make that 6 in the bag... ;) :)


13 posted on 02/26/2012 1:15:06 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Spoiler Alert! The secret to Terra Nova: THEY ARE ALL DEAD!!!)
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To: DivineMomentsOfTruth

“Since when is slavery a privilege?”

The Democrats have always been about slavery.


14 posted on 02/26/2012 1:16:50 PM PST by Brilliant
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LOL, from turbo tax Timmy. Ya can’t make this stuff up,....oh wait, ya can’t not make this stuff up.


15 posted on 02/26/2012 1:17:01 PM PST by Navy Patriot (Join the Democrats, it's not Fascism when WE do it. (plagiarized))
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So is this puke faced a$$hole trying to impose his form of taxation by threat? Bring it on A hole.
Lock and load.


16 posted on 02/26/2012 1:17:57 PM PST by oldenuff2no (Rangers lead the way...... Delta, the original European home land security)
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To: John Semmens

“The fact that you get to keep anything here ought to inspire a greater appreciation for your own government’s forbearance.”

Was that a threat?


17 posted on 02/26/2012 1:20:52 PM PST by keats5 (Not all of us are hypnotized.)
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Nope-—there are essential taxes which are Constitutional—but any taxes for their numerous unconstitutional programs are not legal by our Supreme Law of the Land. That we pay for Czars and bureaucracies is tyranny and an enslavement of the citizens—when We the People have the supreme right to private property and the products of our labors-—government has no right to tax that at all. NONE....it is unconstitutional and a Communist law-—to redistribute the wealth. It is antithetical to the ideas of the Constitutional Republic.


18 posted on 02/26/2012 1:24:34 PM PST by savagesusie (Right Reason According to Nature = Just Law)
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To: John Semmens
The Secretary warned those he called the “one-percenters,” that “government is the only thing preventing the other 99% from murdering you and looting your property. The protection we offer ought to be worth whatever it costs. Quibbling over the price of this protection may be an unwise course.”

*******

Has this man completely lost his mind?

Does anyone have any idea what this man is talking about?

That is, what group of murderers is he talking about?

I don't know about you, but I don't know anyone who would go out and murder rich people like Gates of Microsoft if it wasn't for the federal government holding them back.

19 posted on 02/26/2012 1:26:21 PM PST by john mirse
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Well I guess that leaves you out, doesn’t it Timmy boy, you tax-cheating little pr!ck?


20 posted on 02/26/2012 1:28:36 PM PST by jmacusa (Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
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