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Poll Asks Free Republic: If Obama Was An Inanimate Object, What Would He Be?
The Right Elective Decisions ^ | 12/16/11 | Chris Davis

Posted on 12/16/2011 6:39:14 PM PST by writer33

With Christmas coming and so many people unemployed, we have President Obama and the Democrat Party to thank for it. For many people, Christmas is being virtually flushed down the toilet while Obama flies off to Hawaii for another vacation and more rounds of golf. But here at The Right Elective Decisions we decided to have some fun and ask Free Republic if Obama were an inanimate object, what would he be?

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
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1 posted on 12/16/2011 6:39:18 PM PST by writer33
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To: 50cal Smokepole; Allegra; AZ .44 MAG; b4its2late; Blood of Tyrants; bluerose; Clint N. Suhks; ...

What do you say ping list?


2 posted on 12/16/2011 6:39:57 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

That answer could only get me in trouble...LOL!


3 posted on 12/16/2011 6:40:30 PM PST by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
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To: writer33

A toilet. :)


4 posted on 12/16/2011 6:40:58 PM PST by luvie (This tagline reserved for a hero.......)
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To: writer33

Omoslem IS an object.

A frozen pile of monkey droppings.

Facing due east.


5 posted on 12/16/2011 6:41:00 PM PST by LyinLibs (All moslems are somewhere on the killing-you spectrum)
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To: writer33

Good grief. Only one inanimate object comes to mind. Well, I guess it isn’t really inanimate, it is populated by living organisms.


6 posted on 12/16/2011 6:41:46 PM PST by rlmorel ("A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject." Winston Churchill)
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To: writer33

A hammer. Definitely a hammer.


7 posted on 12/16/2011 6:41:58 PM PST by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: writer33

He would be a slot machine rigged to take your money and never give any back.


8 posted on 12/16/2011 6:42:11 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants (Never believe anything in politics until it has been officially denied.)
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To: writer33

Jeepers, I would have said a “virus,” or a “metastasizing cancer.” But such choices did not appear on the given list....


9 posted on 12/16/2011 6:42:24 PM PST by betty boop (We are led to believe a lie when we see with, and not through, the eye. — William Blake)
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To: writer33

The Communist Manifesto.


10 posted on 12/16/2011 6:43:17 PM PST by EternalVigilance (With God Obama can't hurt us. Without God, George Washington couldn't save us.)
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To: writer33

It cannot be something useful like a bookmark or a paperweight.

Otherwise this needs serious thought. :p


11 posted on 12/16/2011 6:43:32 PM PST by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: writer33

A facsimile of human form, acted upon by outside forces. Malevolent intent originating elsewhere, inhabiting an empty vessel.

A Voodoo doll.


12 posted on 12/16/2011 6:43:51 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
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To: writer33

POS.


13 posted on 12/16/2011 6:43:51 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: writer33

A rectal thermometer.


14 posted on 12/16/2011 6:44:08 PM PST by delacoert
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To: writer33

JimRob forgive me...

SHIT.


15 posted on 12/16/2011 6:44:08 PM PST by struggle
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To: writer33

A suppository. I think that is what he would choose to be. After all he spent time with muslims in a madrassa and we know what they teach little boys==besides the hatred of Jews.


16 posted on 12/16/2011 6:44:17 PM PST by savagesusie
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To: Windflier

Too masculine unless you’re talking ball peen.


17 posted on 12/16/2011 6:44:45 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
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To: LUV W

The part that sits on the toilet.


18 posted on 12/16/2011 6:45:16 PM PST by doc1019 (Romney will never get my vote)
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To: writer33

I do have a answer. The book Rules for Radicals.


19 posted on 12/16/2011 6:45:51 PM PST by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
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To: writer33

A bottle of lye: putting acid on the Capitalist system, the U.S. economy and our freedom.


20 posted on 12/16/2011 6:45:51 PM PST by jonrick46 (2012 can't come soon enough.)
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