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Obama Jobs Package Is Revealed Early?
The Looking Spoon ^ | 8-19-11 | Jared H. McAndersen

Posted on 08/19/2011 12:30:37 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon

Fans of SNL might like this one...




TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Politics; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: jobspackage; obama; satire

1 posted on 08/19/2011 12:30:42 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

I think Zero will declare himself the second FDR, averting the ‘Bush’ depression with jobs programs. This will sound great to Blacks who will join Zero’s civilian army of community organizers in droves. A uniform, food, pay, walking around money, baseball bats, permission to knock Whitey’s block off at will, etc.. He’ll pardon blacks in prison for drugs/dealing, and have them join up too. They’ve shown entrepreneurship skills so they can boss teenagers around and probably go right back to the lucrative drug trade. The MSM will be euphoric. Zero’s a genius, his own private army. Socialist nirvana.


2 posted on 08/19/2011 12:42:58 PM PDT by hershey
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I can’t wait to hear Bob Beckel on Fox defending this. Even though he’s a former drug addict/recovering alcoholic, he’s such a dem. shill he’ll back Zero on the thug army. There’s no end to the horror this will become if the Congress lets him get away with it. When do his ‘edicts’ become impeachable offenses?


3 posted on 08/19/2011 12:46:24 PM PDT by hershey
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I think Zero will declare himself the second FDR

He already did that. Guess this means now he'll have to declare himself the THIRD FDR.

4 posted on 08/19/2011 12:46:44 PM PDT by Maceman (Obama: As American as nasei goreng)
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To: The Looking Spoon
If you are referring to the SNL song I think you are, here's the box he'll need.


5 posted on 08/19/2011 12:58:00 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (The Repubs and Dems are arguing whether to pour 9 or 10 buckets of gasoline on a burning house.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Step one: cut a hole in the box.


6 posted on 08/19/2011 1:22:12 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I don't have hobbies. I'm developing a robust post-apocalyptic skill set.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Sooo the government spends hundreds of millions of dollars on make work programs and in return those ‘benefactors’ of jobs pay 10-20% back in income taxes.

Yeah, that sounds like government logic.


7 posted on 08/19/2011 3:12:20 PM PDT by Vinnie
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Obama's jobs program is to executively order the halt of deportation and simultaneously granting worker permits for illegals, ostensibly to bring them into the workforce and collect the government's due taxes. He doesn't realize these illegal little effers will claim 10 dependents and then collect 99.99999 % of their checks and then re-amnestyify their existence and do it all over again.

The other part of his jobs program will be to actually pay the loser no-goods on EBT, food stamps and every other gubmit giveaway for STANDING IN LINE to collect it...yep...that's a jobs program alright.

8 posted on 08/19/2011 3:16:48 PM PDT by Gaffer
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