[hershey]

I think Zero will declare himself the second FDR, averting the ‘Bush’ depression with jobs programs. This will sound great to Blacks who will join Zero’s civilian army of community organizers in droves. A uniform, food, pay, walking around money, baseball bats, permission to knock Whitey’s block off at will, etc.. He’ll pardon blacks in prison for drugs/dealing, and have them join up too. They’ve shown entrepreneurship skills so they can boss teenagers around and probably go right back to the lucrative drug trade. The MSM will be euphoric. Zero’s a genius, his own private army. Socialist nirvana.

[KarlInOhio]

If you are referring to the SNL song I think you are, here's the box he'll need.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Step one: cut a hole in the box.

[Vinnie]

Sooo the government spends hundreds of millions of dollars on make work programs and in return those ‘benefactors’ of jobs pay 10-20% back in income taxes.

Yeah, that sounds like government logic.

[Gaffer]

Obama's jobs program is to executively order the halt of deportation and simultaneously granting worker permits for illegals, ostensibly to bring them into the workforce and collect the government's due taxes. He doesn't realize these illegal little effers will claim 10 dependents and then collect 99.99999 % of their checks and then re-amnestyify their existence and do it all over again.

The other part of his jobs program will be to actually pay the loser no-goods on EBT, food stamps and every other gubmit giveaway for STANDING IN LINE to collect it...yep...that's a jobs program alright.