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President Says Tornadoes May Be a ‘Blessing in Disguise’
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 30 April 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 04/30/2011 11:17:46 AM PDT by John Semmens

While commiserating with those who lost loved ones in the recent tornadoes that ravaged much ofAlabama, President Obama urged that “we not overlook the positives of this tragic event. Every structure that was damaged needs repairs—that means jobs. Every piece of personal property that was destroyed will need replacing—that means jobs. Every injury that needs tending, every body that needs burying—means jobs. So, in a way, these storms may be a blessing in disguise for the region’s economy.”

“On top of this, there will be ripple effects that will be felt throughout the nation as the spending on repairs and purchases of materials and supplies trickles into the stream of commerce,” the President added and likened the event to “the economic stimulus of World War that brought America out of the Great Depression.”

Austan Goolsbee, the chairman of the President’s Council of Economic Advisers seconded Obama’s remarks and blamed the anemic 1.8% economic growth for the most recent quarter on “insufficient government spending. It is essential that individuals’ and businesses’ caution in the face of economic uncertainty be offset by government’s boldness. Concerns about cost and return-on-investment that intimidate the private sector can be brushed aside by government. If disaster and destruction are what it takes to get Congress to loosen the purse strings then, indeed, these tornadoes are a gift from heaven.”

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Humor; Politics; Weather
KEYWORDS: craptire; keynesianism; satire; spending; stimulus; stupid
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To: John Semmens

If he hasn’t said this yet, he probably will!


21 posted on 04/30/2011 11:33:28 AM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (Yes We Can, have smaller government)
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To: John Semmens

22 posted on 04/30/2011 11:33:47 AM PDT by EternalVigilance (Are you a principled patriot, or a political bookie? You can't be both.)
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To: freedumb2003

I agree. This place is in a feeding frenzy.


23 posted on 04/30/2011 11:34:25 AM PDT by freepguy (Man never does evil more completely or more cheerfully as when he does it with religious conviction.)
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To: Westbrook
Please take a careful look at the author of this article.

I've been fooled by this author a number of times. :-)

24 posted on 04/30/2011 11:34:50 AM PDT by Johnny B.
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To: freedumb2003; John Semmens
"Dude, you are getting better. I predict 5 of then 11 responses won’t realize it is semi-satire.

He has caught me a time or two. If he ever changes his FR name, I predict many will be pwn3d.

:)

25 posted on 04/30/2011 11:34:50 AM PDT by labette ( Humble student of Thinkology)
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To: fish hawk
iAlso, when smart asses post these things, some put (sarcasm) or (satire) on the post.

LOL -- John has been entrapping people with his wicked satire for quite some time.

It is the REASONABLENESS of it that makes it so effective!

Don't feel bad -- I have been roped in a few times when I forgot to look at the source. Now, if my jaw drops, I look for his signature.

What is sad is that more often than not it is not John, but REAL!

26 posted on 04/30/2011 11:34:55 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats. /P. J. O'Rourke, 1991)
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To: John Semmens

I hit it exactly! 5 out of the next 11 :)

One of your best (and that is saying a lot)


27 posted on 04/30/2011 11:37:24 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats. /P. J. O'Rourke, 1991)
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To: John Semmens

What an idiot!!! If this is a great way to get jobs, hey, let’s just start blowing up all the cities. Then there’ll be plenty of jobs. Now there’s an idea.....NOT


28 posted on 04/30/2011 11:37:32 AM PDT by MsLady (Be the kind of woman that when you get up in the morning, the devil says, "Oh crap, she's UP !!")
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To: John Semmens

While I know you wrote this as satire, I assume he actually thought of that because I did. Let me clarify, I didn’t look at it as a blessing at all, but did think that maybe the mexicans in Texas would all haul azz toward Alabama to rebuild their houses and our schools might have a chance for a year or two without the illegals dragging us down.


29 posted on 04/30/2011 11:37:38 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Chuck Schumer: You are a rude, pompous ass!)
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To: John Semmens

Never cared for those front wheel drive Cadillacs myself. Ugly looking brutes in my opine.


30 posted on 04/30/2011 11:44:20 AM PDT by count-your-change (You don't have be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
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To: John Semmens

Almost...LOL


31 posted on 04/30/2011 11:46:40 AM PDT by Vendome ("Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it anyway")
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To: John Semmens

At first I was WHAT !!! then I saw the byline and knew I was snookered once again.
... but it does sound so like something he would say.


32 posted on 04/30/2011 11:52:52 AM PDT by sawmill trash
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To: John Semmens

Never let a crisis go to waste.


33 posted on 04/30/2011 11:56:46 AM PDT by mountn man (The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
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To: John Semmens

Moron.
Absolute Moron.

Broken Window fallacy.


34 posted on 04/30/2011 12:08:08 PM PDT by EvasiveManuever (Shakespeare got it wrong. Not the lawyers... journalists.)
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To: John Semmens

We have an intellectual 9 year old in charge of the nation.


35 posted on 04/30/2011 12:08:40 PM PDT by EvasiveManuever (Shakespeare got it wrong. Not the lawyers... journalists.)
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To: John Semmens

You got me.

But it’s believable.

He IS that stupid.


36 posted on 04/30/2011 12:09:34 PM PDT by EvasiveManuever (Shakespeare got it wrong. Not the lawyers... journalists.)
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To: John Semmens

about 350 people died in the tornadoes

In our town a little 3 month old baby

thousands of homes lost though the states

towns destroyed

Why did you post this junk ???

slow news day ???


37 posted on 04/30/2011 12:21:03 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: John Semmens

We’re fooled because it sounds so much like him, in the way the Onion sounds identical to the NYT.


38 posted on 04/30/2011 12:28:05 PM PDT by Havisham
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To: John Semmens

You’re slipping John. You forgot to tie in human induced global warming.


39 posted on 04/30/2011 12:28:43 PM PDT by Defend Liberty
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To: John Semmens

Thanks for the ping, John.

I feel sorry for the victims of these tornados. First they had to endure destruction of their homes and loss of lives. Then they had to endure Obama.


40 posted on 04/30/2011 12:30:01 PM PDT by fatnotlazy
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