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Top 10 Things NOT To Say During TSA Pat-Down
Grand Rants ^
| 11-24-10
| Gerry Ashley
Posted on 11/24/2010 9:06:44 AM PST by Stoutcat
During this most busy travel season, delays are unavoidable. And with many people threatening to boycott the new TSA scanning/ pat-down process, delays are likely to be even longer.
As a public service to our readers, Grand Rants would like to offer a few suggestions that can minimize your delays and make your travel a bit safer and less burdensome...
10.) Who me? Oh, I’m not actually going anywhere. But it’s been months since I’ve been on a date and…
9.) I’m ready, babe, and my seatback and tray tables are in their full upright position, if you get my drift.
8.) What do you say we get a couple of Long Island Iced Teas and then get down to business here?
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TOPICS: Humor; Politics; Society; Travel
KEYWORDS: adulthumor; alreadyposted; tsa; tsapervs
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To: Stoutcat
11. Give me the Gloria Allred treatment. She highly recommends it.
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posted on
11/24/2010 9:42:15 AM PST
by
DManA
To: keats5
At least they said “thank you”.
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posted on
11/24/2010 9:43:37 AM PST
by
DManA
To: Stoutcat
Yes, That is the battery pack for my prosthetic penile implant.
23
posted on
11/24/2010 9:44:19 AM PST
by
Waverunner
(I'd like to welcome our new overlords, say hello to my little friend)
To: Stoutcat
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posted on
11/24/2010 9:47:20 AM PST
by
momincombatboots
(In a few months I will be Ore..Gone! Look out Crater Lake, here we come!)
To: Stoutcat
To: Stoutcat
To: Stoutcat
It’s HUGH.....and Series !
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posted on
11/24/2010 9:55:49 AM PST
by
onona
(dbada)
To: Stoutcat
Your Mamma joke, your Mamma so ugly the TSA won’t touch her.
28
posted on
11/24/2010 9:58:31 AM PST
by
Lees Swrd
("Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe and preserve order in the world as well")
To: maine-iac7
The current snatch and grab system GUARANTEES that 9 out of 10 terrorists will get on board a plane Free and Clear.
That's probably its purpose.
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posted on
11/24/2010 10:00:08 AM PST
by
muawiyah
(GIT OUT THE WAY ~ REPUBLICANS COMIN' THROUGH)
To: Stoutcat
Should I turn my head and cough?
To: Lees Swrd
Here’s a fiver, it’s the standard for a hand job........
31
posted on
11/24/2010 10:05:31 AM PST
by
sniper63
(Plug the hole in the border daddy........)
To: DManA
Have your wife fake orgasm and then you say “I’ll have what she’s having”
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posted on
11/24/2010 10:07:33 AM PST
by
wilco200
(11/4/08 - The Day America Jumped the Shark)
To: Stoutcat
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posted on
11/24/2010 10:09:19 AM PST
by
MissTed
To: Stoutcat
Top 10 Things NOT To Say During TSA Pat-Down 6.) My balls itch...
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posted on
11/24/2010 10:15:33 AM PST
by
mcmuffin
("If Obama were any more thin skinned, he'd have a reservoir tip" Dennis Miller Show.)
To: Huskrrrr
Don’t be singing that old Doors tune, ‘C’mon baby light my fire — try to set the world on—fire.....’
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posted on
11/24/2010 10:39:04 AM PST
by
tflabo
To: Stoutcat
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posted on
11/24/2010 10:44:53 AM PST
by
Doomonyou
(Let them eat Lead.)
To: Stoutcat
I would just moan and smile . . .
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posted on
11/24/2010 10:47:47 AM PST
by
ßuddaßudd
(7 days - 7 ways Guero >>> with a floating, shifting, ever changing persona.....)
To: Stoutcat
I usually insist on dinner and a movie first...
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posted on
11/24/2010 11:05:53 AM PST
by
Kolb
("Man is not free unless government is limited." - Ronald Reagan)
To: tflabo
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posted on
11/24/2010 11:08:29 AM PST
by
Huskrrrr
To: Stoutcat
“I hope you don’t catch what I’ve got.”
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