Homosexual Coffins

Moonbattery ^ | 11/17/2010 | Van Helsing

[markomalley]

Apparently no aspect of Western culture is impervious to the in-your-face tastelessness of the homosexual movement. Imagine dragging yourself through the grim task of selecting a casket for a lost loved one and being confronted with this:

Funeral directors in Germany are bidding for the pink pound — by launching coffins specially designed for gay customers.

The caskets feature homoerotic artwork on the outside and come with a series of tastefully luxurious plush designer interiors, say makers Mike Konigsfeld and Tom Brandl in Cologne, Germany.

The designers — who have lived together for more than 10 years — say the images of muscular young men in classical poses are the perfect way to send off a loved one.

They're sure to find a market. Due to the extreme unhealthiness of the homosexual lifestyle, its proponents are more likely to die before they've had a chance to discover decorum.

[Question Liberal Authority]

That will give archaeologists something to chuckle over in 1,000 years.

[ClearCase_guy]

Whew! For a minute I thought the Prius was being declared unsafe to drive!

[Sacajaweau]

Discount for friends of the deceased who were infected by him with AIDS?

[Smokin' Joe]

That will give archaeologists something to chuckle over in 1,000 years.

Maybe not... 'Don't open that one George, no telling what they died of...'

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[Mr. K]

Those look FABULOUS!

[Darth Dan]

that’s gay...

[CrazyIvan]

Whew! For a minute I thought the Prius was being declared unsafe to drive!

You damn near owe me a keyboard!

[hampdenkid]

Do these coffins come with the option of being buried face down, so that the dearly departed can show their best side?

[Cyber Ninja]

I think the high-end one comes with an eternal flaming...

[cubreporter]

Who cares? It doesn’t bother anyone else. If that’s what they want fine? We choose what we want too? No big deal over this...it’s their money paying so why is it even a story???

[rfreedom4u]

Just bury them as they went through life....with their butt in the air.

[dayglored]

> Who cares? It doesn’t bother anyone else. If that’s what they want fine? We choose what we want too? No big deal over this...it’s their money paying so why is it even a story???

No, no, you miss the point. This is a gay-bashing thread. The coffin topic is secondary. Logic like yours doesn't apply. :)

[dfwgator]

And of course the deceased will be buried face down.

[dayglored]

Actually, let me amend that. It's not a "bashing" thread. It's a thread for directing sarcasm at the last wishes of people who are not like us. Or something like that.

Granted, most of the comments really are pretty funny. :)

[dayglored]

"Homosexual Coffins"?? I didn't realize coffins could even engage in heterosexual sex, much less homosexual sex...

The mental image has melted my brain into a pile of slag...

[dayglored]

Lemme guess, the female homosexual coffins are lined with silk, but the outsides are covered in carpet...

[Fresh Wind]

Fancy coffins are a foolish waste of money.

[Hildy]

I agree...freedom at it's best. The OP said, "Imagine seeing this when you're looking for a casket for a loved one."

NOBODY HAS THE RIGHT NOT TO BE OFFENDED. PERIOD.

In my Jewish religion, we are buried immediately, in plain pine boxes. No open caskets, just buried immediately. Would I ever opine as to the rituals of others? NEVER. IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS.