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Departing Aide Declares Obama ‘Greatest Leader this Country Has Ever Had’
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^
| 2 October 2010
| John Semmens
Posted on 10/02/2010 4:28:17 PM PDT by John Semmens
In a tearful departing statement, White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel said he regrets having to leave the side of “the greatest leader to have ever served this nation in its most trying of times.” Anticipating objections from those who might be tempted to label Washington at Valley Forge or Lincoln’s battle to preserve the union more trying circumstances, Emanuel pointed out that “both were white men living in a white man’s world.
Neither had to face the unending barrage of racist criticism that President Obama has had to face.”
Emanuel added that “it is President Obama’s greatness that makes it feasible for me to take on other duties. While it has been gratifying for me to bask in the reflected glow of his awesomeness, I cannot allow the needs of the citizens of Chicago to be neglected now that Mayor Daley is stepping down from his lifetime tenure.”
The one-time resident of Chicago announced that he will assume the role of Mayor of Chicago as soon as the esidency ordinance has been revised to declare him eligible.
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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: chicago; democrats; obama; satire
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To: John Semmens
The White House must have some extraordinary crack.
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posted on
10/02/2010 4:29:19 PM PDT
by
angcat
(YANKEES, YANKEES, YANKEES)
To: angcat
To: SoCalConstitutionalist
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posted on
10/02/2010 4:30:52 PM PDT
by
angcat
(YANKEES, YANKEES, YANKEES)
To: John Semmens
The one-time resident of Chicago announced that he will assume the role of Mayor of Chicago as soon as the esidency ordinance has been revised to declare him eligible.
Although this is semi-semi-satire, this is exactly Emanuel's thinking.
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posted on
10/02/2010 4:30:56 PM PDT
by
aruanan
To: SoCalConstitutionalist
Adoration like Eichmann for Hitler?
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posted on
10/02/2010 4:31:39 PM PDT
by
ExTexasRedhead
(Take back our country on November 2, 2010. Let's Roll!!!)
To: #1CTYankee; 12Gauge687; 14erClimb; 2nd Bn, 11th Mar; 2ndDivisionVet; 3D-JOY; 21twelve; A message; ..
To: John Semmens
The greatest LIAR this country ever had. Even beats the bent one.
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posted on
10/02/2010 4:32:07 PM PDT
by
beethovenfan
(If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
To: John Semmens
This speaks VOLUMES concerning where Emmanuel's head is at.
IMO he needs medical attention.
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posted on
10/02/2010 4:32:23 PM PDT
by
skeeter
To: John Semmens
“the greatest leader to have ever served this nation in its most trying of times.” Rahm is referring to himself again?
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posted on
10/02/2010 4:32:42 PM PDT
by
tflabo
To: John Semmens
“it is President Obama’s greatness that makes it feasible for me to take on other duties. While it has been gratifying for me to bask in the reflected glow of his awesomeness, I cannot allow the needs of the citizens of Chicago to be neglected now that Mayor Daley is stepping down from his lifetime tenure.” John, you have pegged it once again!
Thanks for the thread.
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posted on
10/02/2010 4:33:12 PM PDT
by
EGPWS
(Trust in God, question everyone else)
To: John Semmens
DAMN it. Stop posting from this site!
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posted on
10/02/2010 4:33:22 PM PDT
by
skeeter
To: SoCalConstitutionalist
Sorry I got my threads confused> lol
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posted on
10/02/2010 4:34:07 PM PDT
by
angcat
(YANKEES, YANKEES, YANKEES)
To: John Semmens
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posted on
10/02/2010 4:34:07 PM PDT
by
Doogle
((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: John Semmens
Lincoln had it easy compared to Hussein. It was rough at the last.
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posted on
10/02/2010 4:34:30 PM PDT
by
kbennkc
(For those who have fought for it freedom has a flavor the protected will never know .F Trp 8th Cav)
To: angcat
The White House must have some extraordinary crack.Alas, the White House is "crack" free.
It could be worse.....
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posted on
10/02/2010 4:35:10 PM PDT
by
EGPWS
(Trust in God, question everyone else)
To: John Semmens
"I'm really happy for you. Ima let you wish, but Beyonce was the best pres'nt of all time!!"
To: John Semmens
There is not a shred of doubt that obama is the worst president in history.
Still to be determined is whether he is also the worst elected official ever.
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posted on
10/02/2010 4:36:19 PM PDT
by
muir_redwoods
(Obama. Chauncey Gardiner without the homburg.)
To: John Semmens
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posted on
10/02/2010 4:37:21 PM PDT
by
Diogenesis
('Freedom is the light of all sentient beings.' - Optimus Prime)
To: John Semmens
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posted on
10/02/2010 4:37:21 PM PDT
by
DarthVader
(That which supports Barack Hussein Obama must be sterilized and there are NO exceptions!)
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