[angcat]

The White House must have some extraordinary crack.

[aruanan]

The one-time resident of Chicago announced that he will assume the role of Mayor of Chicago as soon as the esidency ordinance has been revised to declare him eligible.

Although this is semi-semi-satire, this is exactly Emanuel's thinking.

[John Semmens]

ping

[beethovenfan]

The greatest LIAR this country ever had. Even beats the bent one.

[skeeter]

This speaks VOLUMES concerning where Emmanuel's head is at.

IMO he needs medical attention.

[tflabo]

“the greatest leader to have ever served this nation in its most trying of times.”

Rahm is referring to himself again?

[EGPWS]

“it is President Obama’s greatness that makes it feasible for me to take on other duties. While it has been gratifying for me to bask in the reflected glow of his awesomeness, I cannot allow the needs of the citizens of Chicago to be neglected now that Mayor Daley is stepping down from his lifetime tenure.”

John, you have pegged it once again!

Thanks for the thread.

[skeeter]

DAMN it. Stop posting from this site!

[Doogle]

[kbennkc]

Lincoln had it easy compared to Hussein. It was rough at the last.

[ClearCase_guy]

"I'm really happy for you. Ima let you wish, but Beyonce was the best pres'nt of all time!!"

[muir_redwoods]

There is not a shred of doubt that obama is the worst president in history.

Still to be determined is whether he is also the worst elected official ever.

[Diogenesis]

[DarthVader]

Add the MEGA-BARF alert.

[McBuff]

You see. . .the key to a good spoof is that it opaquely reflects the truth. . .in this case, however, the spoof falls apart because it is a too crystal clear reflection. . .the scenario you posed is too probable and therefore, unspoofable. The real spoof has been on us since November of 08.

[Bellagio]

“Irritated by a rising tide of criticism of current government policies, Senator Max Baucus (D-Mont) has asked the Internal Revenue Service to investigate organizations for what he termed “unwelcome political activity.”

“These critics have crossed the line,” Baucus contended. “Just because they stop short of saying ‘don’t vote for candidate X’ shouldn’t let them off the hook. The American voter isn’t totally stupid. If he’s told that a policy is bad and that candidate X voted for that policy he can connect the dots and vote accordingly.”

Baucus admitted that he was “a little uncomfortable setting the dogs of the IRS on anyone. Getting audited by those guys is pure Hell. But sometimes you’ve got to get tough when people step out of line. Maybe if we make an example of a few of them the rest will get the message and learn to restrain their comments.”

Is this guy EX-KGB??

[ThomasThomas]

I can not believe this for one second. To limit this mans greats to just a few centuries and not to Across Millennia. They must be mad for having to leave.

[ASOC]

You forgot to add the (double bag / hurl Alert) to the title.....

[Terry Mross]

Islamabama turns his back on Israel.

The Jews in Florida support him.

Rahm, supposedly a Jew, calls him great.

I’m becoming more and more convinced we need an intelligence test before people can vote.

[cubreporter]

in his drreams maybe...