Instant classic, enjoyed it.
Posted on 08/14/2010 10:55:02 AM PDT by John Semmens
The plan to build a mosque near the site of the 9/11 attack on the World Trade Center buildings took a new twist when an investor announced his plan to locate a homosexual bar across the street. Greg Gutfeld says the bar is “an effort to break down barriers and reduce homophobia among Muslims.”
The planned bar was labeled “insensitive” by Mayor Michael Bloomberg. “Homosexuality is considered a sin by devout Muslims,” Bloomberg asserted. “For Mr. Gutfeld to try to insert such a den of depravity so close to a place of worship is a travesty. No good can come of it.”
Mosque spokesman, Malik Killayu went even further, calling the placement of the proposed bar “a virtual declaration of war. This Jew may imagine he is opening a dialog, but he should not be surprised if a righteous Muslim opens his head with an axe for this offense against Allah and his children.”
In another travesty, a group of high school students singing the National Anthem outside the Lincoln Memorial was shocked to be stopped in mid-verse by Capitol Police. The song, it seems, is deemed “too one-sided.” “The President is trying to reach out to other countries,” explained Officer Jamaal Ahmed. “Foreigners visiting the Capitol shouldn’t be disturbed by the bellicose phrases of this ode to American might.”
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#18 Excellent!
Aren’t those mosk places where homos meet... I believe
only the men are allowed in ‘certain’ rooms and the woman are
in other rooms. Yeah, the bum has finally found his home.
Greg’s Red Eye is so funny, I saw his interview with Glenn about this
They need several establishments. Lets have the following.
Homosexual bar,
Pentecostal Christian church,
Orthodox Jewish synagogue,
barbecue restaurant,
Pet store that sells dogs only,
a liquor store,
strip club that sells liquor,
anti-Islam organization that does proselytizing of Muslims and teaches the truth about Islam,
and any other kind of business that is completely offensive to Islam.
I almost forgot the most important business that needs to be established within close proximity to this center for terrorist activity.
Hooters!!!!
That would give 0bambi two reasons to visit lower Manhattan. Make that three. There’s buzzing it on Air Force One too.
Good satire, such as this, has enough elements of truth to be believable.
Which would get lots of Muslim customers, who publicly denounce it but can't wait to get in.
Agree. Bloomburg and the PC crowd are self-satirical.
Unbelievable. Christians are against gay marriage because it is against our beliefs but that does not matter. Muslims are against gays in general and that matters...what the heck? I would rather a gay bar in the neighborhood than a mosque any day. Just saying....
I can appreciate satire as much as the next guy, but this edges pretty close to outright deception. The way it’s written, it’s as though Bloomberg truly said these things; some people will believe he said them, and pass them on as having truly been said. Then it’ll come back to bite us — “conservatives lie about liberals.”
Seriously, it should be VERY clear when you’re being satirical. The fact that so many didn’t see this as satire means that your intention isn’t making its way to your final product. And that can be dangerous for the side who affirms truth.
Again, satire is fine. This is dangerously close to Michael Moore-ish lies.
I would rather see a cathedral built in Mecca.
The genius of Gutfelt’s ploy is that I still laugh every time I hear about it. Too clever!
Once again, John — thank you for the ping.
I love Greg Gutfeld. His Red Eye is a guilty pleasure.
Trouble is, while these muslims preach purity and all, they actually have been known to frequent Hooters and strip joints.
It’s not a real religion; it’s a means of subjecting others to impossible laws that they themselves won’t follow.
Instant classic, enjoyed it.
So Brokeback Mountain is going to Mohammed;) LOL!!!!
A satire of the satirical times we live in. Thanks John.
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