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Homosexual Bar Near Ground Zero Mosque Called “Travesty” {SATIRE}
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 14 August 2010 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/14/2010 10:55:02 AM PDT by John Semmens

The plan to build a mosque near the site of the 9/11 attack on the World Trade Center buildings took a new twist when an investor announced his plan to locate a homosexual bar across the street. Greg Gutfeld says the bar is “an effort to break down barriers and reduce homophobia among Muslims.”

The planned bar was labeled “insensitive” by Mayor Michael Bloomberg. “Homosexuality is considered a sin by devout Muslims,” Bloomberg asserted. “For Mr. Gutfeld to try to insert such a den of depravity so close to a place of worship is a travesty. No good can come of it.”

Mosque spokesman, Malik Killayu went even further, calling the placement of the proposed bar “a virtual declaration of war. This Jew may imagine he is opening a dialog, but he should not be surprised if a righteous Muslim opens his head with an axe for this offense against Allah and his children.”

In another travesty, a group of high school students singing the National Anthem outside the Lincoln Memorial was shocked to be stopped in mid-verse by Capitol Police. The song, it seems, is deemed “too one-sided.” “The President is trying to reach out to other countries,” explained Officer Jamaal Ahmed. “Foreigners visiting the Capitol shouldn’t be disturbed by the bellicose phrases of this ode to American might.”

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Religion; Society
KEYWORDS: forkedtongue; gay; hypocritebloomberg; leftisthypocrisy; liberalhypocrites; mosque; nyc; satire
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To: woofie

It is The Victory Mosque.


41 posted on 08/14/2010 11:17:25 AM PDT by La Lydia
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To: John Semmens

So, now we’re re-writing other peoples satire?


42 posted on 08/14/2010 11:18:21 AM PDT by Psycho_Bunny (Hail To The Fail-In-Chief)
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To: missnry

“Humor” is mis-use of a topic.


43 posted on 08/14/2010 11:20:54 AM PDT by Psycho_Bunny (Hail To The Fail-In-Chief)
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To: trisham

The jews or the gays? lol


44 posted on 08/14/2010 11:22:04 AM PDT by katiedidit1
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To: John Semmens

A building with guys dressed like women next to a building with guys dressed like women. WHAT could possibly go wrong?


45 posted on 08/14/2010 11:26:19 AM PDT by bigheadfred (apolplectic purple)
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To: missnry

I couldn’t sleep last night & ended up watching Red Eye. Someone wrote in offering to help fund his new gay bar at the Mosque. I think it’s a great idea! :-)


46 posted on 08/14/2010 11:26:28 AM PDT by Twotone (Marte Et Clypeo)
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To: katiedidit1

I was thinking of the homosexuals, but now that you mention it..

Oy vey! Probably both.


47 posted on 08/14/2010 11:27:15 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: John Semmens

Less so than the Mosque itself.
- But that doesn’t count.
Arabs are much more important than a fagot
even if a fagot is more important than a straight.

Or at least that is how the left wants the rest of
the world to think about priorities.


48 posted on 08/14/2010 11:28:19 AM PDT by jongaltsr (It)
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To: John Semmens
The planned bar was labeled “insensitive” by Mayor Michael Bloomberg. “Homosexuality is considered a sin by devout Muslims,” Bloomberg asserted. “For Mr. Gutfeld to try to insert such a den of depravity so close to a place of worship is a travesty. No good can come of it.”

How does this genius manage to tie his shoes?

49 posted on 08/14/2010 11:28:33 AM PDT by MozarkDawg
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To: John Semmens

Please tell me this is satire. Bloomberg didn’t *really* say that, did he?

Is Bloomberg against “gay marriage”? He considers homosexual gatherings “a den of depravity” — would he say the same about a gathering of heterosexuals?


50 posted on 08/14/2010 11:30:09 AM PDT by Theo (May Rome decrease and Christ increase.)
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To: John Semmens

““Homosexuality is considered a sin by devout Muslims,” Bloomberg asserted.”

F****** a**hole couldn’t care less about what Americans think of a pigslum at the 9-11 site, but thinks we should give a ratsa** about what Muslims think of homos.


51 posted on 08/14/2010 11:32:34 AM PDT by CodeToad ("Idiocracy" is not just a movie.)
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To: John Semmens

Woo hoo!! way to expose them, Greg.

Flipping on the lights always makes the cockroaches scatter.


52 posted on 08/14/2010 11:33:13 AM PDT by surroundedbyblue
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To: AustinBill

Allah Akbar and Grill


53 posted on 08/14/2010 11:34:41 AM PDT by mowowie
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To: John Semmens

Great as always. Don’t worry about those who don’t get it. Remember how many decried Johnathan Swift for his “suggestion” that the Brits eat the children of Irish peasants.


54 posted on 08/14/2010 11:35:20 AM PDT by TheVitaminPress (as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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To: AustinBill

Allah Akbar and Grill

Best pork ribs in town!!


55 posted on 08/14/2010 11:36:57 AM PDT by mowowie
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To: Flintlock
You could also have a petting zoo (all goats) in the back.
56 posted on 08/14/2010 11:38:12 AM PDT by JPG (How much taxpayer $ did Mookie blow today?)
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To: mowowie

ROFLMAO . . . perhaps the can serve terrormisu and Al Qaesa-dias at this establishment.


57 posted on 08/14/2010 11:38:47 AM PDT by TheVitaminPress (as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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To: mowowie

Allah GaBar and Gril


58 posted on 08/14/2010 11:45:31 AM PDT by FlyingEagle
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To: John Semmens

Bloomie is using “depravity” against anyone? ? ?

The irony is overwhelming.


59 posted on 08/14/2010 11:48:42 AM PDT by GladesGuru (In a society predicated upon freedom, it is essential to examine principles,)
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To: Kimmers; ExTexasRedhead; blackie
Does Bloomberg not see the stupidity of his remark.....and a mosque near ground zero is not “insensitive”.......and for liberal Bloomberg to call a gay bar a “den of depravity” is also insensitive, he needs to read the part in the liberal rule book again about promoting and celebrating sinful behavior....

Bloomberg must certainly know he is offending gays with his remarks and putting to rest 100% the "diversity" mantra democrat/liberals/socialists like himself want to inflict upon the rest of New Yorkers and Americans who are not in their elite circle or everyday Americans in general. Their rules do NOT apply to them.

60 posted on 08/14/2010 11:51:44 AM PDT by MamaDearest
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