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Homosexual Bar Near Ground Zero Mosque Called “Travesty” {SATIRE}
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 14 August 2010 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/14/2010 10:55:02 AM PDT by John Semmens

The plan to build a mosque near the site of the 9/11 attack on the World Trade Center buildings took a new twist when an investor announced his plan to locate a homosexual bar across the street. Greg Gutfeld says the bar is “an effort to break down barriers and reduce homophobia among Muslims.”

The planned bar was labeled “insensitive” by Mayor Michael Bloomberg. “Homosexuality is considered a sin by devout Muslims,” Bloomberg asserted. “For Mr. Gutfeld to try to insert such a den of depravity so close to a place of worship is a travesty. No good can come of it.”

Mosque spokesman, Malik Killayu went even further, calling the placement of the proposed bar “a virtual declaration of war. This Jew may imagine he is opening a dialog, but he should not be surprised if a righteous Muslim opens his head with an axe for this offense against Allah and his children.”

In another travesty, a group of high school students singing the National Anthem outside the Lincoln Memorial was shocked to be stopped in mid-verse by Capitol Police. The song, it seems, is deemed “too one-sided.” “The President is trying to reach out to other countries,” explained Officer Jamaal Ahmed. “Foreigners visiting the Capitol shouldn’t be disturbed by the bellicose phrases of this ode to American might.”

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Religion; Society
KEYWORDS: forkedtongue; gay; hypocritebloomberg; leftisthypocrisy; liberalhypocrites; mosque; nyc; satire
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1 posted on 08/14/2010 10:55:04 AM PDT by John Semmens
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2 posted on 08/14/2010 10:57:26 AM PDT by John Semmens
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Bloomberg says that Americans need to be tolerant of the Ground Zero Mosque and Islam, but out of the other side of his mouth says that Muslims can express intolerance towards a gay bar, and that it is ok for them to do so.

Can we say Bloomberg=hypocrite?


3 posted on 08/14/2010 10:57:43 AM PDT by Laissez-faire capitalist
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No Problem Bloomberg and the Kenyan Queer can both go there after prayer.


4 posted on 08/14/2010 10:57:55 AM PDT by Cheetahcat (Zero the Wright kind of Racist! We are in a state of War with Democrats)
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And I am trying to post as much mis-information about this as possible also, ping.....


5 posted on 08/14/2010 10:58:04 AM PDT by FoxPro (Out side of a dog, books are mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it is to dark to read.)
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...and let’s have NOW build an office as close to this sh#% stain as possible.


6 posted on 08/14/2010 10:58:23 AM PDT by CommieCutter (A Centrist Democrat is now defined as: between Socialism and Communism.)
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Bloomberg speaks with a forked tongue...


7 posted on 08/14/2010 10:58:37 AM PDT by Laissez-faire capitalist
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To: Cheetahcat

No Problem Bloomberg and the Kenyan Queer can both go there after prayer.


LMAO!


8 posted on 08/14/2010 10:59:03 AM PDT by CommieCutter (A Centrist Democrat is now defined as: between Socialism and Communism.)
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Seemed like a good business model to me.You have got to go where your customers are to be successful.


9 posted on 08/14/2010 10:59:11 AM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop thinking about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: John Semmens
How about a KC Masterpiece chain restaurant on the other side or a dog adpotion center?


10 posted on 08/14/2010 11:00:29 AM PDT by dselig
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To: John Semmens

“For Mr. Gutfeld to try to insert such a den of depravity so close to a place of worship is a travesty. No good can come of it.”

Good one John.


11 posted on 08/14/2010 11:00:52 AM PDT by jessduntno (I wonder...how will third Manassas turn out?)
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“The planned bar was labeled “insensitive” by Mayor Michael Bloomberg. “Homosexuality is considered a sin by devout Muslims,” Bloomberg asserted. “For Mr. Gutfeld to try to insert such a den of depravity so close to a place of worship is a travesty. No good can come of it.”

Does Bloomberg not see the stupidity of his remark.....and a mosque near ground zero is not “insensitive”.......and for liberal Bloomberg to call a gay bar a “den of depravity” is also insensitive, he needs to read the part in the liberal rule book again about promoting and celebrating sinful behavior....it is all good according them.....

12 posted on 08/14/2010 11:01:14 AM PDT by Kimmers (Illegal immigration is destroying America, look what it did to the White House)
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call it Cordoba’s or whatever the name is on the Mosque

Note : this Mosque is brought to you by people who will cut your head off if you make a cartoon of Mohammed


13 posted on 08/14/2010 11:01:25 AM PDT by woofie
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Uh-oh. I think Bloomberg just alienated a big part of his constituency. :)


14 posted on 08/14/2010 11:01:59 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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This is a good one, John.


15 posted on 08/14/2010 11:01:59 AM PDT by wastedyears (The Founders revolted for less.)
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This is just too rich! A mosque isn't in our face but a homosexual bar is in their face. The Progressive double standard strikes again. It's an interesting way to see which constituency is more important to them. NEA vs school vouchers for blacks...NEA wins. Mosque at ground zero vs homosexual bar...muslims win. I'm sure others have noted similar instances when progressives had to screw one constituency over in favor of another one.
16 posted on 08/14/2010 11:02:53 AM PDT by AlaskaErik (I served and protected my country for 31 years. Progressives spent that time trying to destroy it.)
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To: Laissez-faire capitalist

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17 posted on 08/14/2010 11:04:03 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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Bloomers is a Crony-capiatalist, nebbish, poor little rich boy, self hating jew, tiny buttwipe of a man...the only reason he is probably not a fag (the jury is still out) is that he has the greatest aphrodisiac of all time, billions of dollars....he decries the 2nd amendment, but whines about how the enemy’s first amentdment rights to worship are being usurped....even though Islam is NOT a religion but a murder cult...


18 posted on 08/14/2010 11:04:11 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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Malik Killayu

Right on!

19 posted on 08/14/2010 11:04:38 AM PDT by Bernard Marx (I donÂ’t trust the reasoning of anyone who writes then when they mean than.)
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To: John Semmens

Correction, that is a:

Homosexual strip club and barbecue ribs restaurant that serves spirits and is an affiliate of the Young Men’s Christian Association and the “Crusades Studies Historical Society”.

Every thing us Americans love!


20 posted on 08/14/2010 11:05:06 AM PDT by FoxPro (Out side of a dog, books are mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it is to dark to read.)
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