Posted on 08/14/2010 10:55:02 AM PDT by John Semmens
The plan to build a mosque near the site of the 9/11 attack on the World Trade Center buildings took a new twist when an investor announced his plan to locate a homosexual bar across the street. Greg Gutfeld says the bar is “an effort to break down barriers and reduce homophobia among Muslims.”
The planned bar was labeled “insensitive” by Mayor Michael Bloomberg. “Homosexuality is considered a sin by devout Muslims,” Bloomberg asserted. “For Mr. Gutfeld to try to insert such a den of depravity so close to a place of worship is a travesty. No good can come of it.”
Mosque spokesman, Malik Killayu went even further, calling the placement of the proposed bar “a virtual declaration of war. This Jew may imagine he is opening a dialog, but he should not be surprised if a righteous Muslim opens his head with an axe for this offense against Allah and his children.”
In another travesty, a group of high school students singing the National Anthem outside the Lincoln Memorial was shocked to be stopped in mid-verse by Capitol Police. The song, it seems, is deemed “too one-sided.” “The President is trying to reach out to other countries,” explained Officer Jamaal Ahmed. “Foreigners visiting the Capitol shouldn’t be disturbed by the bellicose phrases of this ode to American might.”
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Breitbart’s Big Government website is reporting that the left is suddenly not interested in “gay rights.”
It would be a good thread to put up here at FR, but, alas, I do not have the time to do so as I must be going, but I would if I had the time to do so. Maybe someone else can do this - put that link and thread up here at FR.
Liberals=hypocrites. Period.
So ole’ Bloomie is showing his real colors, eh?
Muzzie ragheads hate homosexuals and are “offended”? And CHristians are “intolerant. Just how far is all this bending over going to go?
I never miss Red Eye and LOVE Greg. If it turns out he is serious about this gay bar thing, I think it is hilarious and where do I invest?
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They should always have satire and humor bolded in these posts!!
A fine name for the bar.
Howsabout an upscale dog grooming salon on the other side??
Mebbie a nice ‘ol southern BBQ joint across the street?
GET CREATIVE GUYS (not to mention the pig blood water baloons and flying dog feces)!
Is the speciality BBQ pulled pork sandwiches?
Stop getting so close. Americas Providence is going down fast. Blame our institutionalized School system and lack of getting your ass whipped by your Parents.
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Maybe you don’t think that Libs are hypocrites?
In a way, I would love to see someone actually try and put a gay bar across from the GZ Mosque - or two to three blocks from it. Talk about rich....
Welcome to the great old game of Satire. You all lose.
The link said that it was satire.
But don’t put it as being beyond the reach of someone trying to do this. Once the idea is planted, expect someone to try it (build the “gay bar”), eventually, that is if the GZ mosque is actually built there. That would be rich...
I actually almost want someone to try it.
I thought is was going to be called the Bottoms Up? /s
Thanks John.
Oklahoma Joe’s is really good as well. Both would be a big hit in NYC!
“Fake but accurate?”
*low_whistle* You whooshed a LOT of people with this one.
Offering Obamah a pulled-pork sandwich would be like flashing a cross in front of a vampire!
Or maybe a Honey Baked Ham franchise would be in order...
Shoe, meet the other foot. :)
That is an idea..have a lovely dog walking park across the street where all the professional dog walkers and socialites can walk Poochie and the doggie treat time is at oh muzzie prayer time..that will be a busy dog park. Oh and plant the poop pick up canister in from of the mosque.
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