Posted on 05/18/2010 8:23:44 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
The DUmmies are realizing what the Rev. Jeremiah Wright is now saying: Barry USED me like a five-dollar hooker and then threw me UNDER THE BUS! Read about it here, in this THREAD, "Ex-Obama pastor: 'Obama threw me under the bus.'"
Of course, some of the Obamassiah True Believers think Jerry done Barry wrong by hurting him politically, but most of the DUmmies are ready to join Rev. Wright on the pavement.
So let's all join the crowd under the chassis, where the comments are in Roadkill Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, recalling that the original Jeremiah got thrown into a pit--which reminds me, Where IS Pitt?--is in the [Barackets]:
Ex-Obama pastor: 'Obama threw me under the bus'
[DUmmies: 'We know the feeling!']
The Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Barack Obama's controversial former pastor, said . . . that he is "toxic" to the Obama administration and that the president "threw me under the bus."
[Toxic DUmp.]
"No one in the Obama administration will respond to me, listen to me, talk to me or read anything that I write to them."
[Jeremiah's chickens . . . comin' home to roost!]
"When Obama threw me under the bus, he threw me under the bus literally!"
[Literally! In a figurative sort of way. . . . Now on to the DUmmies . . .]
I was wondering when he'd rear his ugly head.
[THAT'S RACIST!]
And yet, that hateful Rick Warren, is still in favor. I guess it's okay to use inflammatory language so long as it's against homosexuals.
[Homosexuals rearing their heads.]
Obama is man of political expedience. The reason we are all so pissed about it is that we were all suckered by his slick presentation on the campaign trail (at least I was) and now we are being made to be fools. Quite frankly, it sucks.
[G*d D*MN Obama!!!]
You're being obtuse and dense.
[That's just DUmmie being DUmmie.]
If you are saying that first and foremost Obama is a hypocrite and a shill, then I am with you.
[Amazing how Obama brings us together, isn't it?]
Obama used his 20 year relationship with Wright as long as it benefited him. Then he jettisoned him.
[Theme song from The Jettisons: "Well, we're moving on down . . . to the street side. . . ."]
Right now I feel like the classic jilted lover. I took it up the ass because he said he'd love me in the morning.
[The heartbreak of Ben Burch Syndrome.]
personally i think he deserved to be thrown under the bus. that man tried to hurt obama with his bullsh*t.
[Jeremiah with his bullsh*t . . .]
Obama JOINED Wrights congregation for "political" expediency, mostly because it was an influential church in the community he was attempting to organize. Leaving Wright, when he became "inexpedient" was merely a continuation of the purpose.
[DUmmie zipplewrath, for this Brief Moment of Mental Clarity, you win today's Kewpie Doll! Congratulations!]
Wright married the Obamas, baptized their children, and gave Obama "The Audicity of Hope" title
[The Expediency of Wright.]
Maybe if Americans weren't so racist, he could have stayed in his church
[G*d D*MN AmeriKKKa!!!]
remember that speech about how much Obama claimed to love Wright? Equated him with a grandparent. Then, almost immediately. . . .
[Soylent Wright is people.]
It's getting awfully crowded under here!
[E UNDERBUS POSSUM!]
when he spouted insane nonsense . . . is when he was revealed for the vain nutjob he is.
[No wonder DU loves him!]
"he threw me under the bus literally!" no. FIGURATIVELY, you idiot!
[Racist wordophobe!]
obama didn't throw him under the bus. wright threw himself onto the path of the bus, and the republicans and the media drove the bus over him.
[Bus's fault!]
I hope Jeremiah Wright continues speaking truth to power.
["Speaking truth to power"! Drink up!]
Obama has an enormous bus.
[Don't be so hard on Michelle! It's genetic.]
it is time to retire the "under the bus" metaphor and come up with a new one.
[Throw the bus under the bus!]
The last time I actually saw footage of the good Reverend, he actually looked & sounded deranged.
[Bus Derangement Syndrome.]
Sorry to mix metaphors but Jeremiah Wright is a train wreck.
[Campaigns, Trains, and Obama Big Wheels.]
The idiot chucked himself under the bus. Oh, wait. He probably believes "the Jews" told Obama to throw him under there.
[Rahm for one more!]
The nation's least exclusive club: People the Prez Threw Under The Bus.
[Democratic Underbus!]
wasn’t Wright an early visitor to the WH (according to WH logs ) ?
....thus they are DUmmies. :D
LOL! Yeah, if only those Crackers weren't so racist Osama could have stayed in his Hate Whitey church!
lolol
Top 25!
>>[Homosexuals rearing their heads.]
Chortle!
I adore the Dummie Funnies, but I believe this is by far the best yet. Hilarious!
Wright retired from preaching and remains a member of that church. DUmmies are so uninformed.
I'd lob a benburch joke here, but I don't think I can improve on perfection.
[Jeremiah with his bullsh*t . . .]
Song time! I can get it started, but I need some help on this one:
Jeremiah with his bullsh*t
He was a good friend of mine.
I never listened to a single word he said,
But I...
Just when you think it can't get worse, it does.
[THAT'S RACIST!]
Typical DUmmie, talking about the ugly part.
There is that *r* word again. Why do the dems like to refer to everyone as a racist?
[Bus's fault!]
Nothing can ever be blamed on a dem syndrome strikes again.
[Throw the bus under the bus!]
How about a Rachel Corrie bulldozer instead of the bus?
[Rahm for one more!]
Nothing can ever be blamed on a dem syndrome strikes again.
EXPEDIENCE > EXPERIENCE
That silly song immediately popped into my head while reading the DUmmie FUnnies!
Meet Jerry Jettison...
(do-do-do, do-do-do,do-do-do, do-do-do)
The Lone Deranger
The sad thing is, although a spark tries to light in their BB sized brains, there just isn’t enough fuel there to keep in going.
Come elction time, they will all either will be fooled again, or if they’re the smart ones (if you can use that term without choking from laughter about them) line up like good little whatevers (starts with an “N”) and vote for him for the same reason I voted for McCain, he will be their best alternative from their own perspective, distorted though it may be.
[Campaigns, Trains, and Obama Big Wheels.]
Those are NOT pillows!!!!
Yep....that phrase has Jumped the Shark.
I just spit oatmeal on my keyboard.
Hey Charles, you could also do a parody, “Another One Under the Bus” to “Another One Bites the Dust”!
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