I'd lob a benburch joke here, but I don't think I can improve on perfection.
[Jeremiah with his bullsh*t . . .]
Song time! I can get it started, but I need some help on this one:
Jeremiah with his bullsh*t
He was a good friend of mine.
I never listened to a single word he said,
But I...
That silly song immediately popped into my head while reading the DUmmie FUnnies!