Posted on 05/10/2010 8:27:08 AM PDT by jenk
Originally from Yahoo News, but I changed it a little bit. This is satire.
WASHINGTON – Obama has started making calls to Senate leaders to inform them of his choice, while his White House thugs are launching a broad campaign-style sales pitch to Capitol Hill and the media. That effort is designed to distort the national image of Kagan, an unknown figure to much of America. The selection of Kagan came after nearly a monthlong process of riling hispanics and ignoring disasters and Muslim-extremist bomb threats. Obama always had Kagan on his short list but still considered a broader group of candidates, interviewing four. The president informed Kagan that she would a Supreme Court nominee on Sunday night. He then called the three federal judges he did not choose for the position, Diane Wood, Merrick Garland and Sidney Thomas. Never a judge, Kagan is known as a bit slow but politically connected to the Chicago machine and has enjoyed an anti-American legal career. She was the first female dean of Harvard Law School, first woman to serve as the top Supreme Court lawyer for any administration, and now first in Obama’s mind to succeed legendary liberal Justice John Paul Stevens. On Monday morning, shortly before 8 a.m., Kagan rolled from her Washington, D.C., apartment, to see her shadow, a sign her handlers say means the regime will last another six weeks.
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Kagan...Filly-bust-her.
Yep. LOL!
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http://tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com
I thought it was actor Patton Oswalt being appointed to SCOTUS!
It is Patton Oswalt. You’re right. LOL!
Lol, I hate to make fun of a person’s looks but Obama sure knows how to pull them out of the woodwork!!
lol.
Properly translated:
WASHINGTON – Obama gots started makin’ calls t’Senate leaders t’info’m dem uh his choice, while his Honky Crib dugs is launchin’ some broad campaign-style sales pitch t’Capitol Hill and da damn media. WORD! Dat effo’t be designed t’disto’t da damn nashunal image uh Kagan, an unknode figure t’much uh America. WORD! De selecshun uh Kagan came afta’ nearly some mondlong process uh rilin’ hispanics and igno’in’ disasters and Muslim-extremist bomb dreats. Obama always had Kagan on his sho’t list but still considered some broada’ group uh candun didates, interviewin’ foe. De super-dude info’med Kagan dat she would some Supreme Court nominee on Sunday night. Man! He den called da damn dree federal judges he dun did not choose fo’ de posishun, Diane Wood, Merrick Garland and Sidney Domas. Neva’ a judge, Kagan be knode as some bit slow but politically connected t’de Chicago machine and gots enjoyed an anti-American legal career. Ah be baaad... She wuz de fust dudette dean uh Harvard Law Farm, fust honky chick t’serve as de top Supreme Court lawya’ fo’ any administrashun, and now fust in Obama’s mind t’succeed legendary liberal Justice Raz’tus Paul Stevens. On Monday mo’nin’, sho’tly befo’e 8 a. WORD!m. WORD!, Kagan rolled fum ha’ Wuzhin’ton, D.C., apartment, t’see ha’ shadow, some sign ha’ handlers say means de regime gots’ta last anoda’ six weeks.
You sure 'bout that?
....and just how do ya know?
“Nominee, Not a He “
WANA...........HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WANA...........HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Pg 12
” Phenominology of Curly “
LOL!
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LOL!
Whether the nominee is a he or a she, we know it likey the ladies. :-)
The American people need to know whether the nominee is a he or a she.
Yes, indeed. That’s our nominee. Good picture, TVP. Thanks for posting it.
Have her disrobe during the Senate confirmation hearings. Fair is fair!
That's too much trauma for Americans to endure. There must be another way. My God, man!
My eyes, Phil. My eyes. LOL!
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