Posted on 04/05/2010 11:43:56 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Well, I finally saw my first LIVE Tea Party yesterday. It was going on at the corner of University and Oakland Park in Sunrise where I was heading to do some couponing activities at WalMart. My first observation was that it seemed a lot more exciting in person than just watching a Tea Party on YouTube. Even though they were just making an appearance with the Gasden Flag and signs such as "Remember November," their mere presence served as a great reminder to folks driving by. I also knew it would drive the DUmmie types even CRAZIER than they already are. You see, the DUmmies hate the Tea Parties because they fear the Tea Parties even though they put up fake front as you can see in this THREAD, "The End of the Republican Party." Yeah, they claim that the Tea Parties will spell disaster for the Republican Party but they really know the Tea Parties means victory for them at the polls. The DUmmies even have their old excuse at the ready to explain away the elections in November---touch screen voting machines. Yeah, and how did those same touch screens give Obama a landslide victory in 2008? So let us now watch the DUmmies pretend the end is near for the Republicans in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, back after a too long DUFU lapse, is in the [brackets]:
The End of the Republican Party
[Freudenschade, baby!]
AN EMPTY CAN MAKES THE MOST NOISE
[So that explains Pied Piper Pitt.]
After watching the behavior of the Teabaggers for several months I have come to the inescapable conclusion that they are nothing more than a gang of fourth grade bullies. They are uneducated beyond rudimentary communication skills, which leads them to be bigoted and susceptible to mass delusions. They are easily programmed, as can be seen by their signs (many misspelled) and their chants, which are often ludicrous. (Health Care Equals Tyranny). Their existence and apparent flourishing are symptoms of the dissolution of the Republican party. This process is not an overnight collapse. It began with Nixon and really hit its stride with the illegal accession to the presidency of George the Stupid in 2000. But it is clear; the Republican party is disintegrating before our eyes. They have no leaders, they have no morals, they have no platform and no constructive ideas. They do have plenty of perverts and hypocrites. Not a week goes by when the public is not presented with a new Republican sex scandal.
[Check with Pitt. He would probably tell you that the Tea Party movement peaked when the American hockey team beat the USSR at the 1980 Winter Olympics. USA! USA! USA! ]
The party is desperately trying to hold on to its “base,” which at this point is anyone who’ll vote for them, which is why the Republicans are welcoming the Teabaggers, who have found a home among the desperate and corrupt political hacks, which is all the Republican party has left.
[So no need to fear them this November?]
It seems that all the Republicans can do now is obstruct anything and everything Democratic, hoping to prevent any progress from being made, in order to make the claim that the Democrats are ineffective, therefore people should vote Republican in the next election. This tactic wouldn’t fool a five-year-old.
[But it would fool a DUmmie.]
It seems that all the Republicans can do now is obstruct anything and everything Democratic, hoping to prevent any progress from being made, in order to make the claim that the Democrats are ineffective, therefore people should vote Republican in the next election. This tactic wouldn’t fool a five-year-old. So who do they have left? Sarah Palin (a money-hungry fool), Rush Limbo (an overblown bigot) Glenn Beck (a crazy idiot), and Michele Bachmann (Hahahahaha). I don’t think any of them is capable of saving the Republican party. What we’ll see eventually is a weakened Republican party, (having finally repudiated the Teabagger Klan) too damaged to do anything, trying desperately to get back to the middle of the road, and the formation of a third party for the Teabaggers and assorted nutjobs, conspiracy fans and tin-foil hatters .
[So no need to fear the Tea Parties...except that is EXACTLY what you really fear as your fellow DUmmies will now confirm.]
Touch Screen Voting Machines. Anyone can be president whomever the monied interests choose until voting can be protected.
[Ah! Getting your Diebold excuses ready well in advance of November.]
EXACTLY!!! Whoever counts the votes can "win." They've done it before and they'll do it again if allowed. We all need to remember what damage cornered, desperate, rabid animals can do. They are utterly corrupt and don't care what damage they do.
[Speaking of desperate. I really love your desperate excuses for the possibility of LOSING bigtime this November.]
So, no, don't underestimate--oops! wrong verbiage, I meant to say misunderestimate--the stupidity of the American people. And therein lies the proof. "Misunderestimated" was was used on CBS a month ago or so ago by one of the reporters covering the Chile earthquake and NO ONE F*CKING CORRECTED HIM!!! Bush's lexicon has been absorbed into our modern English and DON'T ANY OF YOU F*CKING BE LAUGHING ABOUT IT, GODDAMN IT!! This, more than anything, illustrates why I don't think that the Republican Party is going gently into the sunset anytime soon. In fact, I think they just might come roaring back stronger than ever. May I make my case, please?
[And I don't think you will be going gently into the Rubber Room. Tranquilizer darts will be necessary.]
I won't agree that they are at the end until after November's elections. IMO, they are gaining strength through the teabaggers, Fox "news" and other MSM. Maybe I'm being taken in by the polls and media reports, but I'm not believing that they are done.
[Would you like me to apply the chloroform rag to your face so you can wake up on the other side of November? It will be so much less painless that way.]
Ken Blackwell and Karl Rove rigged the Ohio results to give the chimp another "win". Kerry actually won in 2004. The rigging was quite obvious to anyone really paying attention.
[Bev Harris is just $10 away from overturning the 2004 election.]
As you so aptly observe: DESPERATION resounds from their EVERY act. They will soon go into full Panic mode. Could be interesting if not just a little scarey.
[Desperation? Full Panic mode? Projecting much?
BEWARE OF FOX
Maybe you just misunremembered PJ.
The DUmmie lexicon has to be absorbed by toilet paper.
No, forgetting through forgetfulness is a lesser problem than misunremembering. At least I refuse to see it any differentially... :)
John Kerry is about to enter the Deconcession Chamber.
Millions of people join the Tea Party movement, including near a quarter of the total voters being Democrats or Undecideds, and it's "bigoted rabble, stupid uneducated morons trying to prevent real progress." If Democrat candidates and policies get bounced by a majority at the polls, it's "we failed to get our message across."
Liberals do what they think is right, no matter who it hurts or how negative the consequences, because it "feels good to help people" and they proclaim themselves wonderful kind humanitarians. Conservatives do what they can to provide a level playing field where everyone can rise or sink according to their own skills and abilities, with the maximum personal freedom for you to be who you want to be without the interference of a Big Brother government, and they are "heartless bigots who want our schoolkids to be stupid, our old people eating dogfood, and who act like backward looking dogmatic Puritans who want to control what you do in your private life."
"A word means what I want it to mean!" ---Tweedledee.
Another (lame) excuse for my absence recently is that I was getting headaches while on a computer for more than an hour. Sooooo... I had myself fitted out for special computer glasses. They are like very low power reading glasses (I don’t use regular glasses) but they are made special so you can use them at the distance you are usually at from the computer screen. Very slight magnification. I picked them up last week. Worked great. No more headaches. If you suffer from headaches while surfing the Web, I highly recommend you get fitted for the special computer glasses.
I use the term misunderestimated just to see them go nucular...
I prefer my chants to be in an iambic pentameter...;)
Welcome back. I just had to pull your chain a little. Hope that new laptop wasn't behind part of the vision problem...
I suffer from the occasional headache while surfing, but it's not a vision problem, I assure you. It has more to do with socialist content...
BTW, Julie & I will be fitted for glasses again come June. Last year, I went for straight lenses. I can't use my bi-focals for golf. This year I'll be renewing my bi-focals. I don't use the lower portion for PC work as I see quite well at that distance. It's reading I need them for. And I find the prescription from a couple years ago is starting to fade somewhat.
This chant is simply awesome.
Those short fat little legs sticking out of those big shoes just cracks me up!
Don’t forget to remind them we own all the guns and they spent the last forty years disarming themselves. [giggle]
>>History’s top 10 times for appropriate use of the F-word
10th - “Scattered ‘effing showers, my @ss!” - Noah, 4314 BC
9th - “How the ‘ef did you work that out?” - Pythagoras, 126 BC
8th - “You want WHAT on the ‘effing ceiling?” - Michelangelo, 1566
7th - “Where did all those ‘effing Indians come from?” - Custer, 1877
6th - “It does so ‘effing look like her!” - Picasso, 1926
5th - “Where the ‘ef are we?” - Amelia Earhart, 1937
4th - “Any ‘effing idiot could understand that.” - Einstein, 1938
3rd - “What the ‘ef was that?” - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
2nd - “I need this parade like I need a ‘effing hole in the head!” - JFK, 1963
1st - “Aw c’mon. Who the ‘ef is going to find out?” - Tiger Woods, 2009 <<
Fantastic list! I am trying to figure out where the biggest one of all goes:
“They are so effing stupid, they will vote for me even though I never did a think in my effing life” — barry soetoro, 2007.
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