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(Vanity) Collect for Easter, in the Year of Their Lord 1: Psalm 23
grey_whiskers ^ | 04-03-2010 | grey_whiskers

Posted on 04/03/2010 9:11:48 PM PDT by grey_whiskers

A psalm of David Plouffe.

1 Barack is my shepherd, I shall want.

2 He makes me drive in green transportation,
he leads me to Healthcare beside diverted waters,

3 he steals my soul.
He guides me in paths of self-righteousness
for *his* name's sake.

4 Even though I walk
through the valley of the shadow of Palin
I will fear no racist Tea Parties,
for you are with me;
your Rahm and your teleprompter, they comfort me.

5 You prepare a table of Wagyu beef for me
in the presence of Arugula. Sure is expensive.
You prevent me from drilling for oil; my wind turbine overflows.

6 Surely Hope and Change will follow me
all the days of my life, and he will dwell in the White House forever.


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Religion
KEYWORDS: easter; humor; obama; psalms; whiskersvanity
Cheers!
1 posted on 04/03/2010 9:11:49 PM PDT by grey_whiskers
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To: grey_whiskers; G8 Diplomat; snarks_when_bored; TigerLikesRooster; Tax-chick; Scotswife; ...
Like, *PING*, folks.

A little Easter humor.

HE is risen indeed -- in 6 more hours or so, where I live.

Cheers!

2 posted on 04/03/2010 9:15:07 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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Ask our savior if he will die for us... surely he will, since he can resurrect himself... LOL ...


3 posted on 04/03/2010 9:15:31 PM PDT by Star Traveler (Remember to keep the Messiah of Israel in the One-World Government that we look forward to coming)
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4 posted on 04/03/2010 9:20:17 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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LOL!


5 posted on 04/03/2010 9:54:25 PM PDT by neverdem (Xin loi minh oi)
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To: grey_whiskers

Happy Easter!


6 posted on 04/03/2010 10:11:37 PM PDT by Darnright (There can never be a complete confidence in a power which is excessive. - Tacitus)
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Thanks, you too.

Good night -- EARLY good morning, too.

Cheers!

7 posted on 04/03/2010 11:22:20 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers

Global Muslim Demographics

An interesting look at how fast Islam is taking over the world. You’ve been warned

http://www.mediacircus.com/tag/muslim/


8 posted on 04/04/2010 6:40:11 AM PDT by KeyLargo
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To: grey_whiskers

Well done, scary, but well done!


9 posted on 04/04/2010 8:46:31 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Do you really want a representative who is more afraid of Nancy Pelosi than of you?)
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