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Nude Pose May Yet Block Brown from Taking Senate Seat
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 23 January 2010 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/23/2010 3:53:08 PM PST by John Semmens

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev) is reportedly “very uncomfortable” with the idea of newly elected Senator Scott Brown (R-Mass) “sitting amongst us in the Senate.” The reason: in 1982, Brown posed nude for Cosmo magazine.

“The people expect that Senators will exhibit only the highest levels of decorum and integrity,” Reid said. “I’m not sure that Scott Brown lives up to this expectation.”

Reid pointed out that “each chamber of Congress is responsible for deciding whether a person shall be accepted into the body. So, we could vote not to seat Brown if we feel that doing so would diminish the respect voters have for all of us.”

The Majority leader brushed aside criticisms that Congress has accepted tax cheats among its ranks and as appointees to the Executive Branch. “Everybody cheats on their taxes,” Reid argued. “Why should we single out those who get caught and exclude them from government?”

Reid also rejected the late Senator Ted Kennedy’s questionable behavior in the death of Mary Jo Kopechne being used as a standard of reference for how low the body might stoop regarding the quality of its membership, calling such comparisons “unfair and unkind considering the illustrious legislative record Senator Kennedy compiled in the years following that unfortunate tragedy.”

In related news, MSNBC pundit Keith Olbermann urged that the special election vote for Brown be overturned due to its implicitly racist overtones. “Here we have America’s first African-American President politely asking Massachusetts voters to send Martha Coakley to the Senate to help him pass healthcare,” Olbermann said. “But exit polls showed that the majority of Massachusetts’ white voters dissed the President’s request. We can’t let white voters in one state impede the policies of a black man elected by a majority of the voters in America.”

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: decorum; racism; satire; senate; wasteoftime
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To: Talisker

I don’t know an e-mail address for Reid but we could all fax him this pic of Senator Franken at 202-224-7327 or his Las Vegas office at 702-388-5030


41 posted on 01/23/2010 4:39:11 PM PST by csmusaret (Oops. My karma just ran over my dogma.)
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To: John Semmens

Got me!


42 posted on 01/23/2010 4:39:58 PM PST by Protect the Bill of Rights
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To: John Semmens
I wonder how Senator Reid voted for the impeachment of the sex addict/pedafile aka Prez Clinton?

I suppose that Kleagle Byrd's behavior shows the proper decorum for a Senator.

43 posted on 01/23/2010 4:41:21 PM PST by Young Werther ( ("Quae Cum Ita Sunt - Julius Caesar "Since these things are so!"))
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To: John Semmens

((”Everybody cheats on their taxes,” Reid argued...))

Oh really? He needs to have his checked now since he thinks he can speak for “everybody”....Does that mean the rest of us can?...hummm...so why isn’t the IRS going after these guys. They have committed a crime.???? Do tell? Class distinction perhaps, elite mindset....they alll need to go as quick as we can get them out!

Frankly Brown should not have run with the poster boy spread...but the people did vote for him... and that was that. Does make you wonder how much of a “play -boy” he’ll be or is?


44 posted on 01/23/2010 4:50:00 PM PST by caww
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To: TexasCajun

He looks like a turtle coming out of the shell... he really does...


45 posted on 01/23/2010 4:52:31 PM PST by caww
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To: John Semmens

GOOD SATIRE....But don’t give them any ideas !


46 posted on 01/23/2010 4:54:05 PM PST by mosesdapoet ("The best way to punish a province is to let be ruled by a professor ".. Frederick the Great")
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To: TexasCajun

I don’t know why he would even care about them being in Arizona since he represents Nevada.


47 posted on 01/23/2010 4:54:41 PM PST by 12Gauge687 (Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice)
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To: UCANSEE2
This should leave cause for a lawsuit. It is discrimination in every meaning of the word, and of the laws the forbid it.

Did you know the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary?

48 posted on 01/23/2010 4:55:09 PM PST by xjcsa (Ridiculing the ridiculous since the day I was born.)
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To: John Semmens

I’ve looked and looked and read and read..and I can’t find the satire anywhere in that article. Did you mess up the link title?


49 posted on 01/23/2010 4:58:02 PM PST by greyfoxx39 (Obamacare: Old folks don't deserve healthcare. They use up too many carbon credits just breathing.)
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To: John Semmens

Harry and hid Democrat buddies have killed,lied,cheated, you name it they have done it. Brown has shown his credentials which is more than the CIC has done.


50 posted on 01/23/2010 4:59:45 PM PST by Big Horn (Rebuild the GOP to a conservative party)
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To: csmusaret

Lets get all of them pictured, be it photo shaped or not doing their deeds..tax evasion, o;’barney, cheating on their mates..even that one of Bo with Sarkozy looking at that girls butt. etc. and then send a spread right to every member of congress...Rep’s included becuase they aren’t exempt either. Now that would be an interesting sight...

Kinda like that drawing in the sand...He that is without sin cast the first stone.


51 posted on 01/23/2010 5:00:50 PM PST by caww
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To: Talisker

LOL!

Great point!


52 posted on 01/23/2010 5:02:19 PM PST by Randy Larsen ( BTW, If I offend you! Please let me know, I may want to offend you again!(FR #1690))
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To: John Semmens

I’m positive that Reid didn’t get Bwarny Franks opinion on that.


53 posted on 01/23/2010 5:06:49 PM PST by parthian shot (When do we stop asking and start telling?)
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To: Ouderkirk

Stuart Smalley is a victim of low self esteem.


54 posted on 01/23/2010 5:06:54 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

If this is not satire . . .

their outrageous hideousness has reached a new low.

Treasonous bustards.


55 posted on 01/23/2010 5:07:01 PM PST by Quix (POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 TRAITORS http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
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To: John Semmens

Crap!

Hook, line, and sinker!

LOL!


56 posted on 01/23/2010 5:07:12 PM PST by Randy Larsen ( BTW, If I offend you! Please let me know, I may want to offend you again!(FR #1690))
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To: Big Horn

“Brown has shown his credentials which is more than the CIC has done.”

So you think the CIC should show his “credentials” in Cosmo?


57 posted on 01/23/2010 5:30:16 PM PST by GGpaX4DumpedTea (I am a tea party descendant - steeped in the Constitutional legacy handed down by the Founders)
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To: John Semmens

Ya done good on this one.


58 posted on 01/23/2010 6:00:02 PM PST by Eagle Eye (The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it is still on my list.)
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To: Eagle Eye

LOL!!! (And there is always the picture of al franken in diapers with a bottle and bonnet...from an SNL skit, I think!)


59 posted on 01/23/2010 6:21:51 PM PST by Republic
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To: John Semmens

He is exposing little more than would be seen on most beaches and it was nearly 30 years ago. This is beyond silly that anyone would take this charge seriously.


60 posted on 01/23/2010 7:40:04 PM PST by The Great RJ ("The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money." M. Thatcher)
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