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Congressman Wants Critic Jailed
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 19 December 2009 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/20/2009 9:55:13 AM PST by John Semmens

Representative Alan Grayson (D-Fla) has filed a complaint with U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder demanding that a pesky critic of his be prosecuted. The critic is one Angie Langley—originator of a web site called “mycongressmanisnuts.com.”

“It’s a sad day for America when a nobody like Ms. Langley can harass a member of congress with impunity,” Grayson complained. “People should be taught respect for those of us who govern them. We shouldn’t have to endure the kind of round-the-clock mockery being dished out by the people who live under us.”

The basis for Grayson’s contention that Langley ought to go to jail is the fact that she does not live in his congressional district. “Calling her web site ‘mycongressmanisnuts’ is untrue and misleading,” Grayson complained. “She doesn’t even live in my district. Those who don’t live in the district shouldn’t be allowed to mislead the real constituents who do.”

Grayson insisted that his acceptance of campaign donations from persons who don’t live in the district is different. “Every legitimate candidate for office gets financial help from outside the district,” Grayson contended. “This is a normal part of the political process. But Langley is a rogue operating beyond the bounds of established procedures.”

The congressman insisted that only recognized candidates be permitted to criticize incumbent officeholders. “I can deal with opposing candidates on a level playing field,” Grayson said. “I can’t hit back at a non-candidate like Langley. She has nothing to gain. She’s invulnerable to anything I might throw at her. That’s unfair.”

(Excerpt) Read more at azconserv1.wordpress.com ...


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: arrogance; democrat; humorshouldbefunny; oppression; satire; satireshouldbefunny
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1 posted on 12/20/2009 9:55:15 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Getting hard to tell the difference between satire and reality these days.


2 posted on 12/20/2009 9:56:39 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: John Semmens

Is this the moron who had to apologize a few weeks ago for something??????????????


3 posted on 12/20/2009 9:58:36 AM PST by Captain Peter Blood
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This man is nuts. He is completely out of his mind. What a fruitcake.


4 posted on 12/20/2009 9:58:37 AM PST by rep-always
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To: John Semmens

More proof that Liberals do not want free speech in any form. Why do you think they want to take our guns away? The second amendment is the only think that keeps people like Obama, Pelosi and Grayson from behaving like the Stalinists they really are.


5 posted on 12/20/2009 10:02:21 AM PST by Astronaut
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To: dfwgator
“It’s a sad day for America when a nobody like Ms. Langley can harass a member of congress with impunity,” Grayson complained. “People should be taught respect for those of us who govern them. We shouldn’t have to endure the kind of round-the-clock mockery being dished out by the people who live under us.”

This "satire" has captured the true feelings of the liberal Democrats.

Reminds me of Barbara Boxer's comments to a general.

6 posted on 12/20/2009 10:02:57 AM PST by capt. norm (Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.)
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To: John Semmens
Better than the truth....


7 posted on 12/20/2009 10:03:10 AM PST by darkwing104 (Lets get dangerous)
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To: John Semmens

After voting him out, Grayson’s consituents should either pelt him with rotten tomatoes & eggs, then tar & feather him.


8 posted on 12/20/2009 10:03:29 AM PST by DarthVader (Liberalism is the politics of EVIL whose time of judgment has come.)
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To: John Semmens

So instead of keeping his big mouth shut, he has now guaranted thousands of visitors to this website. What an idiot.


9 posted on 12/20/2009 10:03:50 AM PST by ChocChipCookie (When a president must hire out his real job to 32 czars, he was never CEO material.)
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To: John Semmens

UH GUYS THIS IS SATIRE!

I believed it at first as well.


10 posted on 12/20/2009 10:05:50 AM PST by RatsDawg
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To: Captain Peter Blood

This is “Die quickly!” Grayson — but I don’t think he’s ever apologized. He has the intellect of a night crawler.


11 posted on 12/20/2009 10:07:06 AM PST by JohnQ1 (War declared. Fire at will.)
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I hope some naive people now begin to realize how dangerous these leftists like Grayson are.

IN 1917 they simply hanged and shot their detractors...now they appeal to Holder, aka the State, for relief.

I am not sure which is more dangerous....a quick end or a slow death by water torture.


12 posted on 12/20/2009 10:07:51 AM PST by eleni121 (For Jesus did not give us a timid spirit , but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline)
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To: dfwgator

It sure sounds like something he would say.


13 posted on 12/20/2009 10:08:08 AM PST by Col Frank Slade
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“People should be taught respect for those of us who govern them. We shouldn’t have to endure the kind of round-the-clock mockery being dished out by the people who live under us.”

Hum, just curious — Where did he stand on this issue with the lame-stream-media was spewing the same crap about “W.”

I guess my only comment to this dumbarse grayson is — “Good God man, if you are going to go crazy you really shouldn’t do it publicly...”


14 posted on 12/20/2009 10:08:15 AM PST by areukiddingme1 (areukiddingme1 is a synonym for a Retired U.S. Navy Chief Petty Officer and tired of liberal BS.))
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Lets hope his district has had enough and will show him the door in November of 2010.


15 posted on 12/20/2009 10:08:15 AM PST by Captain Peter Blood
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To: John Semmens

Either this is a joke or this guy is nuts.


16 posted on 12/20/2009 10:14:04 AM PST by for-q-clinton (If at first you don't succeed keep on sucking until you do succeed)
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To: for-q-clinton

Actually, it’s both. Notice that the article comes from a Satire website. But on the other hand, he is nuts, and personally, I don’t know why anyone would bother to satirize him. The truth is entertaining enough without satire.


17 posted on 12/20/2009 10:16:10 AM PST by Brilliant
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To: John Semmens

Even without your ping, I almost fell for it. Already Mister Weisenheimer, you’re good, too good.

[Smile.]

Merry Christmas.


18 posted on 12/20/2009 10:16:51 AM PST by Arthur Wildfire! March (Ayers unimportant? What about Robert KKK Byrd or FALN pardons? DNC -- the terrorism party.)
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To: for-q-clinton

Either [the DNC] is a joke or nuts.


19 posted on 12/20/2009 10:17:42 AM PST by Arthur Wildfire! March (Ayers unimportant? What about Robert KKK Byrd or FALN pardons? DNC -- the terrorism party.)
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To: RatsDawg; John Semmens

“I believed it at first as well.”

I pinged people on my list by accident to a Semmens satire thread ... not once but twice!

This reminds me of the time when Rush asked, “Who wrote this? Al Gore or the Unibomber?”


20 posted on 12/20/2009 10:20:26 AM PST by Arthur Wildfire! March (Ayers unimportant? What about Robert KKK Byrd or FALN pardons? DNC -- the terrorism party.)
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