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Obama Collapses Under The Strain
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| 11-15-2009
| John Hawkins
Posted on 11/15/2009 7:20:38 PM PST by shield
The Tabloid Trash Beat: Obama Collapses Under The Strain
The National Examiner is the Ford Pinto of gossip rags. It doesn't have the credibility (ha ha) of the National Enquirer and it's not quite as flaky as the Globe.
Still, when I saw this story on the cover, I had to have it:
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According to the totally unreliable folks at the Examiner, Obama is cracking under the strain of his own incompetence:
"By all accounts, the president was yelling about he's under attack from all sides, until he suddenly got dizzy, went quiet and slumped forward on his desk," says a source.
"He's had a lot of dizzy spells lately, but this was the most terrifying. He'd never actually collapsed before.
...Despite troubles like the auto industry bailout, two wars and health care reform, reports took Obama to task for playing golf 24 times so far in his presidency.
The reports point out that his predecessor, George W. Bush, took three years to play 24 times and eventually gave it up saying: "I think playing golf during a war just sends the wrong signal."
..."Barack has to give himself a little time off or I'm afraid he won't see the end of his first time."
Wow, if that's right, I guess reading a teleprompter and wrecking a nation with your incompetence are tougher than you might think.
TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: cuckoo; cuckoocuckoo; mentalmeltdown; mentalward; narcissist; obama; rubberroom
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To: shield
If there is the slightest germ of truth to this, my advice is:
TURN UP THE HEAT ON HIM!
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posted on
11/15/2009 7:34:25 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
To: shield
If he really has medical problems he will get the best treatment possible (insert Obamacare joke here). All his staff would have to do is show the doctor a video of a Biden speech and they will call in House if necessary to find out what’s wrong.
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posted on
11/15/2009 7:34:58 PM PST
by
Pan_Yan
(All gray areas are fabrications.)
To: Cinnamontea
Actually he has lost 25lbs in a very short period of time....HA
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posted on
11/15/2009 7:35:03 PM PST
by
shield
(A wise man's heart is at his RIGHT hand;but a fool's heart at his LEFT. Ecc 10:2)
To: Mr Rogers
I actually bought this today...and the affair is old news...
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posted on
11/15/2009 7:37:28 PM PST
by
shield
(A wise man's heart is at his RIGHT hand;but a fool's heart at his LEFT. Ecc 10:2)
To: shield
...maybe all the bowing gets him dizzy.
To: BookmanTheJanitor
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posted on
11/15/2009 7:40:11 PM PST
by
curth
To: mamelukesabre
I bet the stress is unbearable
BO doesn't KNOW what stress is! Give me a break! He doesn't even have to memorize a speech. His only concern is keeping his past from pro Americans - and he has his team of lawyers doing that. He has every news org. covering for his many sins and he plans on taking down those that don't. To read about dizzy spells is NO BIG DEAL.
How many papers would they sell if they put the number of military deaths brought on my BO's new ROE? Yet, 'dizzy spells' sell.
To: shield
Is the economy getting better? Obama says "yes" but I see no evidence, nor any reason for it to improve in the near future.
Are foreign affairs getting better? Hell no! They are getting significantly more complicated.
Is the press liking him more, increasingly eager to cover for him? Hell no! People are increasingly tired of pretending that he walks on water.
It's all downhill from here for him. The stress will only build for the next three years.
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posted on
11/15/2009 7:41:51 PM PST
by
ClearCase_guy
(Play the Race Card -- lose the game.)
To: shield
Must have been all the Obama voodoo dolls that went on the market.
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posted on
11/15/2009 7:43:04 PM PST
by
Eye of Unk
("If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace." T. Paine)
To: Mr Rogers
Although Biden as President, with Pelosi next in line? She wouldn't automatically become VP. Under the 25th Amendment, Biden would have to nominate someone for Senate approval.
My guesses: Kerry or Harkin.
To: shield
Kobe beef injections...STAT!
To: curth
I bet he has an HIV related illness.
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posted on
11/15/2009 7:45:28 PM PST
by
Eye of Unk
("If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace." T. Paine)
To: mamelukesabre
“Hes got the MSM on his side no matter what.”
You forgot his puppet masters and teleprompters.
Obammie is just a modern Howdy Doody, without the class.
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posted on
11/15/2009 7:45:41 PM PST
by
AlexW
(Now in the Philippines . Happy not to be back in the USA for now.)
To: Eye of Unk
Why cant he just have a heart attack?????
To: buccaneer81
My guesses: Kerry or Harkin. You really know how to cheer a guy up... ;>(
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posted on
11/15/2009 7:48:50 PM PST
by
Mr Rogers
(I loathe the ground he slithers on!)
To: shield
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posted on
11/15/2009 7:49:25 PM PST
by
Blood of Tyrants
(The Second Amendment. Don't MAKE me use it.)
To: shield
Obama has AIDS. Allegedly.
I hope Larry Sinclair didn’t catch it from Obama during one of their limousine sexcapades.
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posted on
11/15/2009 7:49:55 PM PST
by
Islam=Murder
(Hitler hated his Jewish side, Omoslem hates his white side.)
To: mamelukesabre
Imagine what his stress would be if he had to fight the msm every day like bush did for 8 years.
Indeed. He would be curled up in a ball and sucking his thumb under his desk.
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posted on
11/15/2009 7:49:59 PM PST
by
rbg81
(DRAIN THE SWAMP!!)
To: shield
In order to have stress, you first have to care about the outcome of your performance. Obama does not care!
To: MAD-AS-HELL
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posted on
11/15/2009 7:51:12 PM PST
by
Blood of Tyrants
(The Second Amendment. Don't MAKE me use it.)
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