Posted on 11/15/2009 7:20:38 PM PST by shield
The Tabloid Trash Beat: Obama Collapses Under The Strain
The National Examiner is the Ford Pinto of gossip rags. It doesn't have the credibility (ha ha) of the National Enquirer and it's not quite as flaky as the Globe.
Still, when I saw this story on the cover, I had to have it:
According to the totally unreliable folks at the Examiner, Obama is cracking under the strain of his own incompetence:
"By all accounts, the president was yelling about he's under attack from all sides, until he suddenly got dizzy, went quiet and slumped forward on his desk," says a source.
"He's had a lot of dizzy spells lately, but this was the most terrifying. He'd never actually collapsed before.
...Despite troubles like the auto industry bailout, two wars and health care reform, reports took Obama to task for playing golf 24 times so far in his presidency.
The reports point out that his predecessor, George W. Bush, took three years to play 24 times and eventually gave it up saying: "I think playing golf during a war just sends the wrong signal."
..."Barack has to give himself a little time off or I'm afraid he won't see the end of his first time."
Wow, if that's right, I guess reading a teleprompter and wrecking a nation with your incompetence are tougher than you might think.
Damn! From the looks of the photo, if anyone asked Michelle to haul ass, she’d have to make two trips!
Bravo!
It’s also tough to find out you aren’t the Messiah.
...you aren’t the Messiah...
ROFLMAO, he’s Satan and spawned in hell.
Strangely, the poem made Obama likable - momentarily. I’ll recover. Did you see this post Cicero?
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2387942/posts?page=12
Cracks are showing but will be dismissed my the media.
Wonder what they will report when he comes completely unglued?
Hussein was never glued normally; Soros had him pumped up with a God complex. The one true God is now at work to save this country.
Must be tougher being a commie S.O.B. than I thought.
Must be tougher being a commie S.O.B. than I thought.
That’s what happens when you use water based glue for outdoor applications. :)
Jeeze...the guy is nothing but a pussy. Can’t handle anything but the perks of the job. I hope he has a freakin’ nervous breakdown and has to step down.
I saw a tabloid on the stands a couple weeks ago and there was something in the headline about stress and Michelle crying etc..oh the joy of it all..We may not see an impeachment after all...sounds like stroke time with all the smoke and mirrors in the White Hut not to mention the ciggies ( wonder what kind they are or loaded with) that could cause vascular diseases...hummm he could just stroke out! Then we would have to deal with that loon Biden.
I don’t agree. Men his age ( course being military we didn’t see those kinds of wt issues in the Marine Corps and certainly don’t today with the fitness requiremets they have now). While 0bama was trim during the campaign and on the run we would see photo ops of him eating junk ( Mr Organic food lover that he claims to be) but I do think he is thinner now. I think the thing to watch is his face. Watch for changes in complexion and dark circles etc...sometimes that gauntness will show up.
Can’t wait for his first physical at Bethesda..oh but we won’t know anything about his constitution..that will be sealed with all the rest of his documents..he is after all the Mystery Resident.
Don’t insult Howdy Doody like that!
The other thing that must be bugging Obama is the fact that almost EVERYONE is SICK TO DEATH OF SEEING AND LISTENING to him on Television every single bloody day. He has a news conference at least once a day every day. I HAVE to change the channel the minute he comes on and I’ll just betchya that I’m only one of millions. The networks have to recognize that!! We must remember that this man CANNOT TAKE ANY KIND OF CRITICISM OR REJECTION. It makes him mental!! CO
The other thing that must be bugging Obama is the fact that almost EVERYONE is SICK TO DEATH OF SEEING AND LISTENING to him on Television every single bloody day. He has a news conference at least once a day every day. I HAVE to change the channel the minute he comes on and I’ll just betchya that I’m only one of millions. The networks have to recognize that!! We must remember that this man CANNOT TAKE ANY KIND OF CRITICISM OR REJECTION. It makes him mental!! CO
I agree, some days he really does act “hopped up” and I also notice the ever increasing skinny he’s sporting. He also appears to have real mood swings. Just my observation. CO
SNORT**** Now that was funny!! CO
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> Pathological Narcissism is a mental illness
Mojitojoe! That's the best photo montage ever! It's almost brought me to tears - of joy :)
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Nah, he'd screw that up, too.
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