Posted on 11/15/2009 7:20:38 PM PST by shield
The Tabloid Trash Beat: Obama Collapses Under The Strain
The National Examiner is the Ford Pinto of gossip rags. It doesn't have the credibility (ha ha) of the National Enquirer and it's not quite as flaky as the Globe.
Still, when I saw this story on the cover, I had to have it:
According to the totally unreliable folks at the Examiner, Obama is cracking under the strain of his own incompetence:
"By all accounts, the president was yelling about he's under attack from all sides, until he suddenly got dizzy, went quiet and slumped forward on his desk," says a source.
"He's had a lot of dizzy spells lately, but this was the most terrifying. He'd never actually collapsed before.
...Despite troubles like the auto industry bailout, two wars and health care reform, reports took Obama to task for playing golf 24 times so far in his presidency.
The reports point out that his predecessor, George W. Bush, took three years to play 24 times and eventually gave it up saying: "I think playing golf during a war just sends the wrong signal."
..."Barack has to give himself a little time off or I'm afraid he won't see the end of his first time."
Wow, if that's right, I guess reading a teleprompter and wrecking a nation with your incompetence are tougher than you might think.
Being a God is tough work. Pelosi, the Goddess, will help by destroying the country for him with Reid’s help.
It’s tough work to destroy the Constitution and enslave free people who cherish their freedom while destroying the economy, and throwing the US military under the bus after the FBI, CIA, and whomever else stands in their way. Overseeing voter fraud is a tough job too.
IIRC, Nixon smoked cigarettes.
had an affair with one of his male professors at Occidental College
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How did I miss this one? First I heard of that.
He is quite thin but this might just be genetic.
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Have you seen pictures of his parents, they were not thin, his mother was heavy.
(tick)...;0)
LOL...and btw if Obama vomitted wouldn’t that just prove he is more like Bush than not?
I like Psalm’s for my prayers...
I’ll take him any ole day. At least he’s just an idiot, he’s not an insane Marxist manchild closet homo.
Ditto to that!!
Pop
Sitting in his seat, a seat broad and broken
In, sprinkled with ashes,
Pop switches channels, takes another
Shot of Seagrams, neat, and asks
What to do with me, a green young man
Who fails to consider the
Flim and flam of the world, since
Things have been easy for me;
I stare hard at his face, a stare
That deflects off his brow;
I’m sure he’s unaware of his
Dark, watery eyes, that
Glance in different directions,
And his slow, unwelcome twitches,
Fail to pass.
I listen, nod,
Listen, open, till I cling to his pale,
Beige T-shirt, yelling,
Yelling in his ears, that hang
With heavy lobes, but he’s still telling
His joke, so I ask why
He’s so unhappy, to which he replies . . .
But I don’t care anymore, cause
He took too damn long, and from
Under my seat, I pull out the
Mirror I’ve been saving; I’m laughing,
Laughing loud, the blood rushing from his face
To mine, as he grows small,
A spot in my brain, something
That may be squeezed out, like a
Watermelon seed between
Two fingers.
Pop takes another shot, neat,
Points out the same amber
Stain on his shorts that I’ve got on mine and
Makes me smell his smell, coming
From me; he switches channels, recites an old poem
He wrote before his mother died,
Stands, shouts, and asks
For a hug, as I shink, my
Arms barely reaching around
His thick, oily neck, and his broad back; ‘cause
I see my face, framed within
Pop’s black-framed glasses
And know he’s laughing too.
— Barack Obama
Maybe the bow to the Emperor of Japan was meant for the Sumo wrestler behind Obunghole.
Perhaps my nickname for him has nore meaning than I realized.
where he just suddenly projectile vomits all his real intentions on live TV.
I think he’s done that a numbe rof times. There are clips of him saying everything except that he;s a fanatical Marxist ( which is he ) He could say that and will eventually because he knows we wont do a damn thing about it except chat on here.
FWIW
http://i38.tinypic.com/288xiiq.jpg
originally at this link.... http://stdcarriers.com/stdcarrierlastname.aspx
but site has changed and reference to Barry has been expunged...
http://stdcarriers.com/Default.aspx
Clinton = cigars?
Oh, double ditto on that.
BUT following Newt's “Big Tent” advice RIGHT NOW — when the
majority of the VOTING public is SICK of anything that smacks of
Progressivism — is folly.
The only people that such a policy serves is RINOs & Progressives.
He didn’t have a clue it’d be hard...now he finds out it is a real hard job...since he has never ever had a real job...he now has a clue how hard it is and is fainting...collapsing...and NO tellin’ what else...wonder how long it can be kept under wraps?
I read it here at FR...probably on the long thread...
Great pics........I think Ogabe ran for President for the power, adulation, and perks. He really didn’t think he would have to DO anything like work. That cuts into his gym time and golf outings.
No doubt in my mind that he’s taking stimulants. Couple that with 3-4 packs of cigs a day and you get a really skinny Kenyan.
I don’t know if you saw it in an earlier post, but The Globe claims Bowbama has lung cancer.
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