Posted on 11/15/2009 7:20:38 PM PST by shield
The Tabloid Trash Beat: Obama Collapses Under The Strain
The National Examiner is the Ford Pinto of gossip rags. It doesn't have the credibility (ha ha) of the National Enquirer and it's not quite as flaky as the Globe.
Still, when I saw this story on the cover, I had to have it:
According to the totally unreliable folks at the Examiner, Obama is cracking under the strain of his own incompetence:
"By all accounts, the president was yelling about he's under attack from all sides, until he suddenly got dizzy, went quiet and slumped forward on his desk," says a source.
"He's had a lot of dizzy spells lately, but this was the most terrifying. He'd never actually collapsed before.
...Despite troubles like the auto industry bailout, two wars and health care reform, reports took Obama to task for playing golf 24 times so far in his presidency.
The reports point out that his predecessor, George W. Bush, took three years to play 24 times and eventually gave it up saying: "I think playing golf during a war just sends the wrong signal."
..."Barack has to give himself a little time off or I'm afraid he won't see the end of his first time."
Wow, if that's right, I guess reading a teleprompter and wrecking a nation with your incompetence are tougher than you might think.
source?
Maybe he’s about to have an alien baby.
I never buy one of those things unless there is an alien baby story in it.
The portrait of him in the White House attic must be HIDEOUS by now.
I was going to say that. Let's call Larry Sinclair about that. Obeeeee is very skinny.
Well, it could be Pelosi or Reid ;-)
It’ll get easier after he gets ALL of Satan’s power...
That's just wrong.
Well, not eating or being able to eat enough can make you weak. He could also be suffering from dehydration, and people really underestimate how badly being just a little dehydrated can be to someone, then compound it with being President and not being up to it.
Now THAT is a picture of Arnold in a job he just might be qualified for. Kindergarten teacher.
Is that same rag that always said that Laura Bush is going divorce George W Bush while they were both in the White house
Is he HIV positive...or now actually AIDS?
He;ll be dictator in 3 years. You people are unrealtically optimistic.
Despite troubles like the auto industry bailout, two wars and health care reform, reports took Obama to task for playing golf 24 times so far in his presidency
This is true
“Although Biden as President”
I’ve noticed a lot of Freepers comment on this as being an awful possibility. Not me. Obviously Biden is not the sharpest guy around, but at least he’s not a Marxist. I’d prefer him any day over Obama.
From the Globe tabloid:
Obama Lung Cancer Shocker!
Chain-smoking President Barack Obama has lung cancer, White House sources fear as the Commander-in-Chief suffers chest pains, dizzy spells and has lost 25 pounds! This week’s GLOBE bares the stunning inside story. You can’t afford to miss it!
Pelosi would still stay third in line, as Biden would nominate a VP and the senate would confirm. Only way she gets it is if they both go. And I think if anything happens to Barack, you’re going to have to have the biggest damn can opener get Joe out of the VP bunker until well after he’s been sworn in and working from there a couple months.
Hard to keep up with all of Soros’ marching orders(for The Post American World)
The Hillary camp is alive and well...and leaking stories. The Messiah may choose not to run again,due to health issues.
Can’t wait till it’s in public.
Not a physical collapse - that gets nothing but sympathy.
I want to see a mental collapse where he just suddenly projectile vomits all his real intentions on live TV.
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