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DUmmie FUnnies 10-06-09 (Smoking Destroys Throat of William Rivers Pitt)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 6, 2009 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/06/2009 6:57:04 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

This is a short but shocking DUFU edition today. William Rivers Pitt apparently opened up his Trust Fund checkbook and purchased his way into giving a speech at an Eleanor Roosevelt Awards Dinner held by Denver area Democrats. I could post his overlong boring speech which was my original intention but I just couldn't get over his voice. You can't hear him by clicking the pic above but if you go to TRUTHOUT, just scroll down to the video and click on it.

If you had ever heard Pitt's voice before his throat started getting eaten away by the cancer sticks, you would be as shocked as I am to hear the Pittster's voice. I remember him on the phone from Bukowksi's in early 2005, assuring me that he remembered every single detail of a long conversation that he wrote, word-for-word. Back then his voice sounded smooth and normal. However, years of sucking down those cigarettes, perhaps as many as 3 packs per day, have resulted in the raspy, unhealthy voice you hear on the video.

My advice to Pitt is to quit blowing his Trust Fund bucks to pay for ego enhancing speaking gigs and use the money to pay for medical attention. You need to quit smoking NOW or end up with a hole in your throat like this SINGING COWBOY.

Don't wait, Pitt. Pick up the phone and make an appointment with a doctor. Best to do it now before the ObamaCare waiting lines go into effect.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cancer; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; pitt; williamriverspitt; willpitt
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To: PJ-Comix

Wow — he sounds like a really bad Jessie Venture imitator.


61 posted on 10/06/2009 4:22:01 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: Charles Henrickson

At quick glance, it looks like WRP was going for some sort of clerical look there. But the only collars he’s familiar with are found on Bukowski brews...


62 posted on 10/06/2009 4:37:20 PM PDT by mikrofon (Fat Fryer Pitt)
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To: LUV W; Charles Henrickson
He looks WAY older than 38!

Wonder what happened to his hair? Did he shave it all off or did it all fall out? He looked like he had a pretty good head of hair in the picture at Crawford.

He certainly does look older than 38. All that hard, liberal living off the floor of Bukowski's ages a man!

63 posted on 10/06/2009 4:41:35 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (Palin 2012...YOU BETCHA!.)
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To: CAluvdubya

Liberals don’t age well; it’s the life of hatred and envy that causes them to look mean and old before their time.


64 posted on 10/06/2009 4:45:02 PM PDT by luvie (2010 is Conservatives' to win....or lose. So....LET'S WIN!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
You handsome young man, you!

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I"m a year older than you and waaaaay older than the Pittster....we both look younger than he does!

65 posted on 10/06/2009 4:46:17 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (Palin 2012...YOU BETCHA!.)
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To: PJ-Comix
[Pitt smokes}perhaps as many as 3 packs per day..

He must buy his Virginia Slims by carton.

66 posted on 10/06/2009 4:53:40 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Roscoe Karns
He must buy his Virginia Slims by carton.

If he's buying them in Mass., he's paying thru the nose for them....

Probably buying them from overseas....

67 posted on 10/06/2009 5:03:47 PM PDT by dirtbiker (Obama is America's first Affirmative Action president....)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Same story with drinking--I don't get around to it enough.

Wait! Don't you preside over weddings and then attend the receptions afterwards? That would be a perfect time to imbibe.

68 posted on 10/06/2009 5:13:14 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: dirtbiker

What’s the cigarette tax like in MA? How much for a carton of cigarettes there on average?


69 posted on 10/06/2009 5:17:36 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix; mikrofon

70 posted on 10/06/2009 5:38:42 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Roscoe Karns

LOL, that’s perfect!


71 posted on 10/06/2009 5:48:55 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (Palin 2012...YOU BETCHA!.)
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To: Roscoe Karns

OK, which one is the future Mrs.?


72 posted on 10/06/2009 6:22:12 PM PDT by mikrofon (Seeing Double ;)
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To: PJ-Comix
So is that the reason the soon-to-be Mrs Logorrheal One is going through with the nuptials - getting her talons on the trust fund?
73 posted on 10/06/2009 6:55:57 PM PDT by decal (The Key To Flexibility is Indecision)
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To: GeronL

“does he not know about socks?”

He only uses them for puppets.


74 posted on 10/06/2009 6:56:52 PM PDT by decal (The Key To Flexibility is Indecision)
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To: Roscoe Karns; PJ-Comix; decal; CAluvdubya; mikrofon; franksolich

Stand Up Next to a Pitt
By William Rivers Pitt
t r u t h o u t | Perspective


75 posted on 10/06/2009 7:57:26 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitt, stop!)
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To: Charles Henrickson; mikrofon; PJ-Comix

76 posted on 10/06/2009 8:02:00 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Charles Henrickson

Point made, Charles. You look 20 years younger than Pitt.


77 posted on 10/06/2009 8:50:56 PM PDT by doug from upland (10+ million views of HILLARY! UNCENSORED - put some ice on it, witch)
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To: PJ-Comix

78 posted on 10/06/2009 9:18:08 PM PDT by doug from upland (10+ million views of HILLARY! UNCENSORED - put some ice on it, witch)
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To: doug from upland

Oh yuk! And no warning either. Thats just wrong!


79 posted on 10/07/2009 9:12:33 PM PDT by beckysueb (Hey Obama, get out of Sarahs' house!)
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To: beckysueb

I accidentally stumbled upon the photo and it was too good not to photoshop.


80 posted on 10/07/2009 9:14:52 PM PDT by doug from upland (10+ million views of HILLARY! UNCENSORED - put some ice on it, witch)
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