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DUmmie FUnnies 10-06-09 (Smoking Destroys Throat of William Rivers Pitt)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 6, 2009 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/06/2009 6:57:04 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

This is a short but shocking DUFU edition today. William Rivers Pitt apparently opened up his Trust Fund checkbook and purchased his way into giving a speech at an Eleanor Roosevelt Awards Dinner held by Denver area Democrats. I could post his overlong boring speech which was my original intention but I just couldn't get over his voice. You can't hear him by clicking the pic above but if you go to TRUTHOUT, just scroll down to the video and click on it.

If you had ever heard Pitt's voice before his throat started getting eaten away by the cancer sticks, you would be as shocked as I am to hear the Pittster's voice. I remember him on the phone from Bukowksi's in early 2005, assuring me that he remembered every single detail of a long conversation that he wrote, word-for-word. Back then his voice sounded smooth and normal. However, years of sucking down those cigarettes, perhaps as many as 3 packs per day, have resulted in the raspy, unhealthy voice you hear on the video.

My advice to Pitt is to quit blowing his Trust Fund bucks to pay for ego enhancing speaking gigs and use the money to pay for medical attention. You need to quit smoking NOW or end up with a hole in your throat like this SINGING COWBOY.

Don't wait, Pitt. Pick up the phone and make an appointment with a doctor. Best to do it now before the ObamaCare waiting lines go into effect.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cancer; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; pitt; williamriverspitt; willpitt
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To: Charles Henrickson; Cletus.D.Yokel

He looks older than I do at 66...


41 posted on 10/06/2009 2:03:48 PM PDT by bcsco (Hopey changey down the drainey...)
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To: Charles Henrickson

except for gray on your face, you look much younger


42 posted on 10/06/2009 2:06:53 PM PDT by GeronL (California : bankrupt ideas from bankrupt people from a bankrupt state now bankrupting America)
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To: Charles Henrickson
He looks old and dissipated and you?...well you're just cute! :D

....and WAY younger-looking!

43 posted on 10/06/2009 2:53:23 PM PDT by luvie (2010 is Conservatives' to win....or lose. So....LET'S WIN!!)
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To: techcor
It’s only fair. Drinking has destroyed his liver and liberalism has destroyed his mind.

Liberalism hasn't destroyed his mind. You must first possess a mind. Liberals don't have that luxury....

I think Pitt sounds a lot like comedian Blake Clark now, which for me is an improvement, but the message delivered by the voice is still inanely STUPID!!!!

44 posted on 10/06/2009 2:59:46 PM PDT by dirtbiker (Obama is America's first Affirmative Action president....)
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To: Charles Henrickson

The cigarettes make the difference. I assume you don’t smoke. Smoking ages people quickly.


45 posted on 10/06/2009 3:12:56 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: PJ-Comix; franksolich; mikrofon; Roscoe Karns; dead; Mr. Silverback; GeronL; LUV W; KJC1; ...
More photos from the Raspy Rasputin's tour de farce in Denver:


46 posted on 10/06/2009 3:14:02 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitt, stop!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

He’s got a Zero-like arrogant stance. Copycat!


47 posted on 10/06/2009 3:24:15 PM PDT by luvie (2010 is Conservatives' to win....or lose. So....LET'S WIN!!)
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To: PJ-Comix; franksolich; bcsco; Cletus.D.Yokel; mikrofon; martin_fierro
The cigarettes make the difference. I assume you don’t smoke.

I keep forgetting to. I want to smoke, but I can't seem to get around to it. Pipe and cigar, I mean. No cigarettes for me. But I do smoke an occasional pipe or cigar.

A few years ago I made a New Year's resolution to take up smoking. So for my 50th birthday, my wife and daughter got me a pipe.

Same story with drinking--I don't get around to it enough. I do enjoy a good margarita or single-malt scotch. Had a beer with my lunch today. Sometimes I'll have a glass of wine with dinner. (Still haven't come across any Flor de Caña rum here in St. Louis, PJ.)

I've got a couple of pastors' conferences coming up the next couple of weeks. Often the guys will get together at the end of the day for scotch and cigars.

48 posted on 10/06/2009 3:24:20 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitt, stop!)
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To: PJ-Comix; franksolich; mikrofon; Roscoe Karns; dead; Mr. Silverback; GeronL; LUV W; KJC1; ...

Pied Piper Pitt is morphing into Padded Porker Pitt. Our boy has been packing on the pounds, from the looks of it.


49 posted on 10/06/2009 3:29:30 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitt, stop!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

So much for the theory that smoking keeps you thin! :D


50 posted on 10/06/2009 3:37:10 PM PDT by luvie (2010 is Conservatives' to win....or lose. So....LET'S WIN!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

...I should not want him touching me! Ugh!


51 posted on 10/06/2009 3:37:54 PM PDT by luvie (2010 is Conservatives' to win....or lose. So....LET'S WIN!!)
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To: LUV W; PJ-Comix
I think Willie needs to hit the dance pad, to get back his boyish figure:


52 posted on 10/06/2009 3:41:34 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitt, stop!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

You just want to uglify this thread with those pics huh?


53 posted on 10/06/2009 3:48:16 PM PDT by GeronL (California : bankrupt ideas from bankrupt people from a bankrupt state now bankrupting America)
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To: Charles Henrickson

54 posted on 10/06/2009 3:51:55 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Do you think he’s going to outlast his Raven?


55 posted on 10/06/2009 3:52:30 PM PDT by GeronL (California : bankrupt ideas from bankrupt people from a bankrupt state now bankrupting America)
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To: Charles Henrickson

....not to mention his hair! LOL!


56 posted on 10/06/2009 3:53:23 PM PDT by luvie (2010 is Conservatives' to win....or lose. So....LET'S WIN!!)
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To: dead

lol


57 posted on 10/06/2009 3:54:25 PM PDT by GeronL (California : bankrupt ideas from bankrupt people from a bankrupt state now bankrupting America)
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To: PJ-Comix

Is it me, or does Pitt already look about half fitshaced....

58 posted on 10/06/2009 4:04:55 PM PDT by dirtbiker (Obama is America's first Affirmative Action president....)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 59?


59 posted on 10/06/2009 4:15:42 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: GeronL
Doesn’t get the love he did just 24 business hours ago.

Last time he posted he got pummeled. It was like watching Milhouse nail Bart (but in a good way).

60 posted on 10/06/2009 4:18:29 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
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