I know why Michelle wears ugly high belts and looks fat and pregnant

My blog about Michelle Obama - the Empress has no clothes that look good ^ | 10-4-2009 | newsbird

[newsbird]

I have seen so many people wonder why Michelle wears her ugly belts up high looking retarded. Also she has been looking pregnant since May but by now she would be much bigger if she really was pregnant. I have followed her clothes in my blog and figured out a few days ago why this is happening. My fairly long post about my conclusion, with pictures, is on my front page. Please tell me what you think - do you agree with my assessment of her figure problems?

[bvw]

Makes sense. What’s her prognosis?

[kalee]

She has the preggie pouchy look in the front because of the extra fabric it takes to cover her rear.

[tioga]

LOL...sunday blog pimping........that site is full of scholarly content. I love it.

[jla]

"This is a conservative forum and vulgarity is not welcome here."

Get over yourself, there's been much worse than the verb "screwed" posted here, (and I bet you never raised so much as a peep)

[paulycy]

I don't get any money from pimping.

So what?

[tioga]

LOL.......welcome aboard. Love the research into MO’s figure.

[jla]

You’re amazing! *applause*

[newsbird]

I'm a blonde too but I am not dumb, just physically challenged so there are things I can't do. Mentally just as sharp as before so I sure can't complain about anything, just explaining to you since you seem to be so concerned about what i do.
do you watch TV or play golf? I don't and I can't
I use about the same time online while my friends do TV or golf.
You may want to have some kids to control what they can and cannot do. The best thing that comes with age is that there is no need to try to control anything. be free and independent

why did you read my post? seems like it was not your cup of tea

[libertarian27]

I image searched “legs wide apart”
After sifting through Porn and Exercise shots I bumped into the Robot:)

[Contra]

That’s a new dance step called the “Wide Stance” it’s in honor of that gay senator who explained away his homosexual advances in the men’s bathroom by claiming he has a “wide stance.” Michael Jackson was about to make it the next big dance craze.

[Bronzy]

Who is taking the photos of the sidestep? I never thought there would be two.

[newsbird]

i don't have tv, but I see photos on internet. I agree with you - eventually the media gets tired of her and I agree she will gain weight - she already has maybe 15 lbs. She will get bigger in all the wrong places. She may become bulimic. I think she is a binge eater based on how she talks about food and how she looks from one set of photos to the next. Her favorite food is french fries and hamburgers..I think that's is really sad. I have not had any since 1981 when i quit drinking and smoking too. then i got a chronic illness as a reward.
I listened to her speech Friday to the IOC and she smacked hard during paused and her speech was just way off topic. 90% about her and her father - what did that have to do with the IOC? make her dead father proud? she was pimping her father deliberately while i “pimped my blog” because i was ignorant

[newsbird]

thanks for the comments!I blog just to keep writing because I forget English real fast if I stop. it all starts to look soo bad. My native language is phonetic and we learn to read and write when we are 4-6 years old, school starts when kids are 7 - but my country still scores much higher than USA on all subjects. I'm proud to be a Finn... they have come a long way in 50 years.
If you noticed I had a side bar box in my blog for global education rankings - score tables and bar charts. Why the Scandinavians beat the USA in K-12 education is something that the educators here should look at instead of trying some other experiment. I was shocked what my son had to learn in math classes, no wonder they turn kids off before they even get started.

[BraveMan]

I remember that. You ‘90ers drink a lot of coffee.

OWK liked cheese in his coffee . . .

[newsbird]

Thank you! I'm glad you liked it. I think after realizing what she was dealing with it is not going to bother me anymore what she wears.
what irritated me was that the media writes she is always in prefect style... that just bs and I don't know why they do it. Only blogs spell out where she makes mistakes.

She has certainly come a long way from where she grew up, and she can be real proud of that. If you look at her photos from 20+ years ago she definitely has improved her looks each year. It may have gone to her head. and the media is not helping to keep her in touch with reality.

[OwenKellogg]

OWK??

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Nobody by that name.

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The legends never fade. I even pinged quidam to a thread a while back.

[wardaddy]

I think some of this is over the top.

[Landru]

"OWK liked cheese in his coffee..."

It's actually One Who doesn't Know squat, Braveman.

FWIW word on the street was Danny died. Of course Danny was a damned liar's liar so no one knows, least of all the One who always claimed to know the loudest.

[newsbird]

great idea, I will just check your site here a bit more before doing so.. I landed here by accident this morning.
do you have stats on your traffic at this site? the look and feel here is like unix compared to windows at wordpress so I have not figured out yet what’s happening here.

[greyfoxx39]

;) Had your coffee yet this morning?