Markets in Everything: Post-Rapture Pet Rescue

Carpe Diem ^ | 03 Sep 2009 | Prof. Mark J. Perry

[BGHater]

When the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind. We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.

Our service is plain and simple; our fee structure is reasonable. For $110.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved. Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $15.00 fee. A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged friends.

MP: Thanks to Robert Alvarez for the tip. I wasn't sure it was legitimate, but the website is set up to accept payments of $110, so I guess it's legit at least in the sense that they'll take your money.

[freedumb2003]

Anyone who knows what the Rapture is won’t really be taking them up on this, since after the Rapture is the End Times.

Fido or Fifi will be just fine in God’s loving hands.

[Blackhawk]

My $ .02:

When the Rapture occurs they will forget all about your pets because they will have bigger problems to deal with.

[ReagansShinyHair]

There wouldn’t be anyone to enforce the contract. What a scam.

Some heathens could start a message relaying system so that you can be sure all your heathen friends and associates know why you disappeared. I’d do it but I don’t plan to be here, either.

[Tennessee Nana]

Yankee know how and initative... Capitalism at work... LOL

[LegalEagle61]

Read Romans 8:18-23, animals will be included in the rapture, afterall God did create them even before US! (and it was good)

[Shadowstrike]

Since God likes animals (He created so many of them) I knida ain’t worried about them being “Left Behind”.

As a matter of fact, there are some in this world who better be worried about what their 4 legged friends have to say to their Creator about their mortal masters.

[hwkbeer]

Let me get this straight.They don’t believe in God but acknowledge Jeus,Who IS GOD?

[Shadowstrike]

Don’t ya just love it?
Oh the irony.
:)

[susan4110]

I emailed Bart Centre, the owner of this pet rapture service and told him that I was Christian and it was my understanding that it is illegal to sell a service which you believe that you will never have to deliver. He became very angry and emailed me a note with a link for me to connect to. He said the link was his “lawyer” He lied.

It was not a link to a lawyer at all it was link to a picture of a sex toy molded in the shape of Jesus the Christ. Keep in mind this guy Bart Centre does not know who I am nor whether I am 15 or 50 years of age. Shame on him. He does not have Christians best interest at heart and he is a dirty old man, in my opinion.