Posted on 09/03/2009 2:35:11 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist
Look, I know it's the HuffPost and they're not welcome here, but you gotta enjoy this one. Absolutely mind-numbing.
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jacqueline-caster/memo-to-sarah-palin-four_b_275995.html
Exactly what I was thinking when I read the headline.
They got that right. She’s doesn’t have a dead fish go with the flow mindset. She’s light in the darkness! She is in her own league and we thank her for that!!
Memo to Sarah Palin: Four Reasons Why You Will Never be in Teddy’s League
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Unfortunately she has that idiot Levi Johnston as baby daddy to her grand-child.
And he..... He is doing a bang-up job of aspiring to Teddy’s league.
Main reason she won’t be like him is that she knows how to surface dive and call 911.
I can think of any number of reasons a sentient being would *not* want to be in “Teddy’s league” (under the sea, for starters).
Actually, I'd say "happily for us...". This is just pre-pubescent ramblings of someone with too much time on their hands. Opinion with nothing to back it up.
Thankfully she will never be in his league. She’d have to be a drunk, pervert, corrupt murderer to be comparable with Teddy K.
Dittoes from me too. Add sycophant and self centered egotistical jerk.
It’s hard to dispute that headline! Thanks for the Cool Previews reminder.
Personally, I hope Track comes home on leave from Iraq and opens a can of whoop-ass on Levi’s sorry butt.
Well, considering that Teddy was a Life Guard, he too knew how to surface dive; and then the fact the car was only in water 7 feet deep .....
The point is, she WOULD make an effort to save the woman, and she WOULD call 911 between rescue attempts. She would not walk back to town and hit the bars.
Teddy was a political hack and Sarah isn't. She wouldn't lower herself that far.
1. She would not leave someone behind to die.
2. She has principles.
3. She earned her position; it was not handed to her by her brother.
4. She takes her chosen religion seriously; it is not a prop for political purposes.
True.
Sarah has not killed anyone and is not a drunk.
Nor is she a leftist radical hater of America born with a silver spoon in her mouth.
I would not want to be in Teddy’s league.
The only thing I would like to say to Teddy is, “ Lets see your money get you out of this”.
1) Sarah’s not fat
2) Sarah’s not drunk
3) Sarah’s not Liberal
4) Sarah’s not dead
FOUR MORE REASONS WHY SARAH PALIN WILL NEVER BE IN TEDDY KENNEDY’S LEAGUE:
1. Her achievements are based on her own honest efforts and were not handed to her like a hereditary fiefdom.
2. She’s never committed negligent homicide and then used powerful family connections to cover up for her.
3. She’s not a cheat or a liar or a moral coward.
4. She remains constant in her beliefs and doesn’t change them like underwear to accommodate every political fetish that come around the corner.
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