Posted on 07/30/2009 10:51:05 AM PDT by bloodmeridian
WASHINGTON -- President Barack Obama was arrested for DUI this afternoon after taking a Harvard professor and a Cambridge police officer on a harrowing barhopping tour and subsequent high-speed police chase through the city.
What started as a beer picnic outside the Oval Office to clear the air over the president’s embarrassing comments last week after the arrest of Harvard’s Henry Louis Gates turned ugly, when the president, having quaffed one Bud Light and four plastic bottles of water in 15 minutes, stole a Secret Service SUV and demanded Gates and Sgt. James Crowley continue their party throughout the District of Columbia.
When Crowley refused to enter the SUV and politely threatened to arrest the president for disorderly conduct, Obama clubbed him on the head a half dozen times with a full bottle of water and shoved the unconscious police officer into the back seat. Obama then jumped in the driver’s seat and mashed the accelerator and rammed the massive vehicle through the White House gate at a high rate of speed.
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Where is the part about his throwing a lit cigarette butt out of his window and starting a brush fire?
Good humor!
Oh swell! Now I got to cleam the corn flakes and milk out of my keyboard.
All of this was planned to take attention away from the birth certificate, as is everything he does.
Those “bottled waters” were probably from Michelle’s vodka stash...
No, that fire thing was Brush’s fault.
I think I remember seeing this on TV. The SUV was a white Ford Bronco wasn’t it?
Obama was heard to say, “I’ll show you my birth certificate if you give me a warning.” LOL...
If I was in the White House, I would have Bumper Cars in the basement... :-)
LMAO funny.
Thanks for the laugh - it was much needed!
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