Posted on 07/16/2009 2:59:42 PM PDT by vaper69
Introducing a new series to Needs of the Many Things I Hate. They are numerous, and they need to be shared.
In the inaugural post of Things I Hate I will take aim at the scourge of female fashion capri pants.
I dont know where the capri came from, and I dont give a damn. They have all the glamor and charm of a bucket full of vomit, and that opinion is nearly universal among men. I have yet to meet a man who likes his woman to wear capris.
The irony is how cute women seem to think capris are. Further proving that women are just as clueless about their fashion as men are about theirs. Trust me women, you look about as cute in capri pants as a plumbers hairy ass crack after 12 hours of cleaning up fecal matter in 120 degree heat. Alright, I take that back. The plumber still has more style than you.
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They are. They're a bit longer than bermuda shorts. Capris go down to the mid-calf.
Ain't that the truth! It's SO annoying!
I have no talent. No money for a seamstress. I really need a mother.
Powdered wigs, ruffled sleeves, make up.
Maybe you’re thinking of leggings. They look like tights with no feet in them. Lots of women wear them with long tops. Men wear them when they’re bicycling or running.
That’s just WRONG!
I agree with you!!!!! WOMEN and GIRLS need POCKETS!!!! We have cell phones and credit cards and whatnot too. Why are our jackets empty inside while the guys get extra hidden pockets?
As for the capris argument, what does this blogger look like, and what does HE wear? Capris are much nicer than short shorts on anyone ever 25.
Some stores brought 'gauchos' back this season. They're as ugly as they were in the 70s, when culottes, their lower class cousins, were also in fashion.
Thanks. Didn’t know if I remembered right. :-)
What's hilarious is the teenagers, even some who are not heavy, who wear the low rise pants, but STILL have a 'muffin top', that is, their belly pooches out above the waist of the pants. Makes me wonder if they even OWN a full length mirror.
Our daughter LOVES cargo pants, but it's almost impossible to find them for women. She's been known to order BDUs. ;o)
Not that it matters to anyone but me, but I find 3” heel espadrilles and capris on a callipygous woman incredibly sexy, especially when she’s going toe-to-toe with me on the piss.
I always wait for their 'sales', and watch the Overstocks online to see if something I'd wanted earlier is now on sale.
'J Jill' is owned by Talbotts, I believe, and has some really cute styles, as well, as does Coldwater Creek. As with Land's End, I check the Sales and Clearance sections online for both those stores.
Same here...although giving robert redford money pains me.
Here here! I hate them too. Unless you are a size 4 and 6’ tall they do not look good on you. I am so mad that they seem to be something that just won’t go away. Seriously I think they are joke inflicted on us by gay fashion designed who laugh when they see women looking like sausage casings in them!
*snort*
After reading that rant -— the more I like capris.
Which of those stores is connected with Robert Redford?
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