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Man Blames Sarah Palin For Distraction
Elective Decisions ^ | 07/06/09 | Chris Davis

Posted on 07/06/2009 3:56:22 PM PDT by writer33

Carol Stream, IL—Ron Bellarsky once lived a normal, happy life, going to work and home on a daily basis. But lately, Ron has been distracted. Far too distracted to go to work, take care of his kids or even get a good night’s sleep. It isn’t Barack Obama prancing through Russia that has him distracted. It’s Sarah Palin and her resignation that has left an ugly scar on his world.

At least that’s what Bellarsky claims. He says that she’s interrupted the smooth flow of every day life, and “that she needs to just go away to help bring all things back into focus.”

(Excerpt) Read more at electivedecisions.wordpress.com ...


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And don't forget to vote on who represents conservatism more:

Poll Asks: Who Represents Conservatism More?

1 posted on 07/06/2009 3:56:22 PM PDT by writer33
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To: Allegra; AZamericonnie; b4its2late; Babu; backhoe; Bahbah; bannie; BellStar; Big Horn; ...

Satire ping!


2 posted on 07/06/2009 3:56:42 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

Man up, Nancy boy in Illinois ...


3 posted on 07/06/2009 3:58:06 PM PDT by mgc1122
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To: mgc1122

:-)


4 posted on 07/06/2009 3:58:33 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33
Hehehe...love it. The libs and RINOs are beside themselves. Couldn't happen to a more deserving bunch!



MANY MORE STICKER DESIGNS HERE

5 posted on 07/06/2009 4:00:07 PM PDT by Jeff Head (Freedom is not free...never has been, never will be. (www.dragonsfuryseries.com))
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To: Reagan Man
This thread's for you... Cue the Budweiser music...

/johnny

6 posted on 07/06/2009 4:00:29 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (God Bless us all, each, and every one.)
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To: JRandomFreeper

You sniffing glue will rot your brain.


7 posted on 07/06/2009 4:01:57 PM PDT by Reagan Man ("In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem.")
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To: writer33

Hey that reaction is just what I heard from the three pundits on Special Reoprt With Bret Baier!


8 posted on 07/06/2009 4:08:32 PM PDT by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
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To: Reagan Man
Not quite so fast as having PDS. All I have to outlive is you.

And I actually meant that with a little jocularity, to relieve the tension of the heightened emotions over the weekend.

I'd say I'm sorry, but I'd be lying.

/johnny

9 posted on 07/06/2009 4:09:32 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (God Bless us all, each, and every one.)
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To: writer33

This is too funny!


10 posted on 07/06/2009 4:13:21 PM PDT by PhiKapMom (Mary Fallin - OK Gov/Coburn/Rubio - Senate 2010 ! Sarah for President 2012)
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To: writer33

These type of reactions from all the psychotics and the pseudo-intellectual “elite” are a good reason we ALL should encourage and help Palin with whatever she pursues.
No one since Reagan has attracted so much animosity and visceral hatred, which to me proves her worthiness. You can have your “erudite” and “learned” beltway bozo’s but when it comes right down to it she is the ONLY one out there right now that can strike a nerve and BIG TIME with the establishment. When you get ‘em off balance, which she obviously can, then its easier to make them fall.


11 posted on 07/06/2009 4:16:04 PM PDT by mkcc30 ("Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute.")
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To: mkcc30
I know I WON'T vote for Romney, and I will vote for Palin.

/johnny

12 posted on 07/06/2009 4:17:25 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (God Bless us all, each, and every one.)
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To: JRandomFreeper

If she isn’t on the ticket, I’ll write her in.


13 posted on 07/06/2009 4:19:46 PM PDT by SolidWood (Sarah Palin: "Only dead fish go with the flow!")
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To: mkcc30
No one since Reagan has attracted so much animosity and visceral hatred, which to me proves her worthiness. You can have your “erudite” and “learned” beltway bozo’s but when it comes right down to it she is the ONLY one out there right now that can strike a nerve and BIG TIME with the establishment. When you get ‘em off balance, which she obviously can, then its easier to make them fall.

Agreed.

14 posted on 07/06/2009 4:19:56 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

Heh. :)


15 posted on 07/06/2009 4:20:40 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Jeff Head

Thanks for posting the graphic. I appreciate it. Glad you enjoyed it.


16 posted on 07/06/2009 4:20:45 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: SolidWood
Groundswell, the early days....

No more politics as usual.

/johnny

17 posted on 07/06/2009 4:21:44 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (God Bless us all, each, and every one.)
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To: Red_Devil 232
Hey that reaction is just what I heard from the three pundits on Special Reoprt With Bret Baier!

:-)

18 posted on 07/06/2009 4:22:09 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: PhiKapMom

Glad you enjoyed it, PhiKapMom. Thanks for reading.


19 posted on 07/06/2009 4:22:33 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: trisham

Thanks for reading, trisham. Glad you enjoyed it.


20 posted on 07/06/2009 4:23:10 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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