Springfield Nazis get punked by the Jewish Community Relations Bureau

The Pitch ^ | June 3, 2009 | Nadia Pflaum

[SolidWood]

The Springfield, Missouri, chapter of the National Socialist Movement, a neo-Nazi organization, thought it would be cute to adopt a section of highway along West Bypass between Sunshine and Farm Road 142. MoDOT allowed them to put up a sign along the road bearing the group's name, and members posed with it, Seig Heil-ing and whatnot (pictured). Afterward, they went home, put on their swastika-print jammies and drifted off to thumb-sucking sleep, secure in their white pride.

Then, along came the Jews to ruin everything.

The Jewish Community Relations Bureau, based here in KC, approached Kansas City Rep. Jason Holsman for ideas to counter the hate-group's highway sign. Holsman, in turn, suggested that Springfield Rep. Sara Lampe introduce a bill renaming the half mile of the West Bypass after a much-loved, modern Jewish theologian. Lampe sponsored the bill, and with another Springfield legislator, Rep. Bob Dixon, attached it as an amendment on a larger transportation bill that passed both Missouri houses. Now it awaits Gov. Jay Nixon's signature.

Soon, the Springfield Unit of the National Socialist Movement will be responsible for cleaning Rabbi Abraham Joshua Heschel Memorial Highway.

[SolidWood]

*snicker*

[rdl6989]

The title made me laugh.

[Islander7]

ROFLMAO!! Now that is sweet revenge indeed!

[muir_redwoods]

This is very similar to a story about 10 years ago about the KKK sponsoring a mile or so of hwy that got renamed, just for them, the Rosa Parks Memorial Highway”

[Eagle Eye]

Yes and when the KKK was MIA on clean ups they lost their sign.

[MyTwoCopperCoins]

It is hilarious to read about these neo-NAZI morons.

The real Hitler would have had these thrashy, unemployable inbred, tattooed fools lined-up and shot before they could shout “seig heil” or whatever.

[ovrtaxt]

Now see, this kind of thing is a lot more effective than running off to court, filing lawsuits trying to make a point and destroying the Bill of Rights in the process. Kudos to the Jewish Community Relations Bureau!

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I’m not so sure. The brownshirts were basically street thugs, outlaw biker types.

[R. Scott]

I’m not so sure.

What happened to the SA when Hitler no longer needed them?
The Night of the Long Knives.

[bgill]

Sure, it’s funny but it’s the taxpayers who have to foot the bill.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

True, but that was one bunch of thugs taking out another.

[R. Scott]

Yep - not a bad thing at times.

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[agrace]

HA! This is fantastic!

[Slings and Arrows]

Springfield Nazis. I hate Springfield Nazis.

[a fool in paradise]

The Springfield, Missouri, chapter of the National Socialist Movement, a neo-Nazi organization,

Nationalized Socialism. Y'know, there are governments in the world today that are giving it a try. I don't think it's a good idea but some say that nations need "CHANGE".

[dfwgator]

I hate Springfield Nazis.

[dfwgator]

GMTA.

[Freedom2specul8]

~Missouri Funny Ping~!

[Clemenza]

The real Hitler would have had these thrashy, unemployable inbred, tattooed fools lined-up and shot before they could shout “seig heil” or whatever.

If these folks are "the master race" then we truly have become an idiocracy...

Most Neo-Nazis either resemble slovenly "American Splendor" rejects (don't tell them that Pekar is Jewish) or look like they should be marching in a Gay Pride parade.