Posted on 05/10/2009 6:31:46 PM PDT by Gordon Greene
Friends... Please help me.
Millions of people in the world suffer from a dread disease, but most don't even realize they are infected.
The disease is Sao Paulo Afybrillitis-Macrodegenerative-Molaral-Ephedryl-Diticularism (or S.P.A.M.M.E.D).
Each day children and some well meaning adults in third-world countries and remote places such as Hot Coffee, Mississippi come into contact with the Sao Paulo Kidney Rat and don't even know it. This results in exposure to the S.P.A.M.M.E.D virus which almost always ends in hundreds of people suffering with severe pain of the lower posterior region.
Please do what you can to stop the spread of Sao Paulo Afybrillitis-Macrodegenerative-Molaral-Ephedryl-Diticularism before it's too late...
If you dont hate God and you don't want a precious three year old girl to have hot needles poked in her eyeballs (the only known cure for S.P.A.M.M.E.D) then please email this to 5,353.2 of your closest friends in the next 22 seconds.
She's depending on you...
I was wondering where all those cat pics come from.
AND THANK YOU FOR THE PIC OF THAT FINE EXAMPLE OF WOMANHOOD!
(Blech! I’ve been kissed by a dog!!!)
I st... err, borrowed it.
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