S.P.A.M.M.E.D (Everyone do your part before she suffers more) - VANITY

fracturedrepublic.com ^ | May 10, 2009 | Gordon Greene

[Gordon Greene]

Friends... Please help me.

Millions of people in the world suffer from a dread disease, but most don't even realize they are infected.

The disease is Sao Paulo Afybrillitis-Macrodegenerative-Molaral-Ephedryl-Diticularism (or S.P.A.M.M.E.D).

Each day children and some well meaning adults in third-world countries and remote places such as Hot Coffee, Mississippi come into contact with the Sao Paulo Kidney Rat and don't even know it. This results in exposure to the S.P.A.M.M.E.D virus which almost always ends in hundreds of people suffering with severe pain of the lower posterior region.

Please do what you can to stop the spread of Sao Paulo Afybrillitis-Macrodegenerative-Molaral-Ephedryl-Diticularism before it's too late...

If you don’t hate God and you don't want a precious three year old girl to have hot needles poked in her eyeballs (the only known cure for S.P.A.M.M.E.D) then please email this to 5,353.2 of your closest friends in the next 22 seconds.

She's depending on you...

[Gordon Greene]

SPAM: Everybody hates it, but it is nice fried up with a slice of American cheese and a little mayo. Reckon it depends on your personal taste.

[Gordon Greene]

Something to cleanse the palate.

Nobody I want to tick off this evening I reckon.

[tet68]

I say whip the horses eyes and make him see.
Take Tea and see, said the blind man, as he picked up
the hammer and saw.

[stefanbatory]

so is this a SPAM posting then?

[al baby]

Welcome to free republic now go home

[Gordon Greene]

Just read what you do... envious, I am...

That’s some hard work, smithy!

“And children coming home from school
Look in at the open door;
They love to see the flaming forge,
And bear the bellows roar,
And catch the burning sparks that fly
Like chaff from a threshing-floor.”
Longfellow

[Gordon Greene]

Absolutely...

[Gordon Greene]

“Welcome to free republic now go home”

Not that new... yet not old like you.

Think I’ll hang a while.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

IB4Z?

(From muh Crackberry; just kidding.)

[Gordon Greene]

Righto... Brutus.

[Clinging Bitterly]

Remember, the number to call is BR-549.

[Gordon Greene]

Hee-Haw, my friend... Hee-Haw.

[Gordon Greene]

“And never ask for nothing but God’s light to see by.”

Great line.

[al baby]

Sorry i miss read your sign up date. welcome

[Gordon Greene]

Gracias...

After re-reading it does seem a little trite. Not my usual; just messin’ around a bit.

Hopefully the Viking Kitties will show mercy just this once.

[50cal Smokepole]

I don't like Spam!

[humblegunner]

If you don’t hate God and you don't want a precious three year old girl to have hot needles poked in her eyeballs

What if I really hate little girls and think needles in the eyeballs are just the thing for them?

God will take care of himself. Me, I'm all about the needles.

And the eyeballs.

Temperature is irrelevant.

[Gordon Greene]

Oh crap!

That’s great... Spam, spam, spam, spam...

[50cal Smokepole]

Bleedin’ Vikings!!!
LOL!

[Gordon Greene]

“God will take care of himself. Me, I’m all about the needles.

And the eyeballs.

Temperature is irrelevant.”

You gotta be the reason I posted this tonight. Man, I love a dry wit. Good stuff...

Might I mention the sub-zero needles are probably worse. Just not as sexy.