Posted on 01/19/2009 6:32:21 PM PST by writer33
Washington—In what could likely put Playboy magazine out of business, millions of Americans are preparing to achieve orgasm during Barack Obama’s inauguration speech tomorrow. The abundant frenzy—expected upward of 20 million—would be unprecedented in American history, dwarfing the two or three million orgasms on Election Night.
Obama’s speech, “Great Expectations,” is reportedly expected to run 17 minutes long—a period of time which is sure to leave millions writhing and undulating in sheer bliss.
The Pew Center for research has reported that 90 percent of women, and 85 percent of liberal men, expect to achieve climax in the final thrust of Obama’s campaign speech, leaving many with “Great Expectations” of their own.
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Now that is just F’ng gross!!!! I am assuming this activity will take place just at the moment the big O does a fist pump! after saying “I do Mutha”
Yep. It’ll be a sticky situation. :-)
It's really hard to tell anymore.
I’ll be in class. I’m hoping Israel launches airstrikes against Iran’s nuclear weapons facilities during the speech. Then maybe I’ll have something to watch on the news tomorrow night.
Oh, really? Mr. Davis needs to learn the art of subtlety. This is "satire" of the sort that a teen-aged boy might write.
Same thing here, only reloading first and then the range.
Don't plan on watching any of it.
I may hand paint one and then have my wife invited a couple of lib’s from her office over.... for a friendly get together. ;>)
Not everyone has a toilet seat that is not only functional, but drives home a point, while being a conversation piece. LOL
The past 2 months have been hard for me...it’s difficult to describe other than that I have this sense of profound nostalgia and of being disconnected from the people around me. I realized that I don’t actually share many of the same values as many other Americans, although I like to think we still agree on all of the big picture stuff. I think that being sick with pneumonia for over a month gave me a lot of time slow down and reflect on what I want out of life. A lot of my friends are getting the hell out of dodge and DC is in this bizarre state of euphoria...I’ve never seen masses of people like this so happy. It’s totally weird.
Now I know why Rush always said, “Don’t try this at home...”
This is a classic!
However, I think you will have to count me out.
bump for later
I’ll be glued to the set - free intel from the enemy is better then paying for it later in lives.
I’ve got a bunch of books I’ve been meaning to read. Good day to get started on that.
They can't ~ they just fake it.
I won’t even bother faking an Obasm.
I'm not watching TV so maybe I am missing the main stream media having their Obama orgasms, etc., but I am not seeing any joy out here in muddville. For sure.
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