Millions Prepare For Orgasm During Obama Speech

Elective Decisions ^ | 1/19/09 | Chris Davis

[writer33]

Washington—In what could likely put Playboy magazine out of business, millions of Americans are preparing to achieve orgasm during Barack Obama’s inauguration speech tomorrow. The abundant frenzy—expected upward of 20 million—would be unprecedented in American history, dwarfing the two or three million orgasms on Election Night.

Obama’s speech, “Great Expectations,” is reportedly expected to run 17 minutes long—a period of time which is sure to leave millions writhing and undulating in sheer bliss.

The Pew Center for research has reported that 90 percent of women, and 85 percent of liberal men, expect to achieve climax in the final thrust of Obama’s campaign speech, leaving many with “Great Expectations” of their own.

[Lexinom]

Something comfortable to sit on while doing your daily Obama...

[Libloather]

..millions of Americans are preparing to achieve orgasm...

I think the constant orgasm been going on for the past few days now. Maybe the only question left - when will it ever END? (They really need to find a way to bottle that stuff...)

[linn37]

I have to work and even if I didn’t I have already heard and seen enough bullshit about this man and from this man to last two lifetimes. Let the gomers have their day.

[Quix]

More millions prepare barf bags by the case.

[Revolting cat!]

I wonder what the students from the friendly Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, here, studying nuclear physics, bio-technology and airliner flying (but not landing) are preparing for this once in a lifetime historic occasion?!

[PGalt]

There’s an inauguration tomorrow? (/sarcasm)

[austinaero]

I can’t tell if I should be buying stock in batteries or barf bags!

[skinkinthegrass]

thanks, for the ping.
no radio (except RUSH) / no boob-tube.....
most definitely ZER0Bambi...

[skinkinthegrass]

I will be on convoy duty with the National Guard.

thanks, for "being there" . (in the NG :)

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[Dallas59]

I WANNA A DIVORCE!

[ritewingwarrior]

The sad thing really is that this is partially true. The Messiah has landed, and his followers are in awe of his superawesomespecialness.

[TennTuxedo]

I am so not looking for ward to waking up tomorrow.

[Doctor Raoul]

Multiple orgasms...

[rllngrk33]

There’s an inauguration tomorrow?

No, it a coronation.

[JustaDumbBlonde]

Instead of hunting only tomorrow late afternoon, I’m gonna go most all day. Sitting in a tree always beats what’s going on in D.C. Happy reloading!

[Doctor Raoul]

I’ll be aplhabetizing my sock drawer...

[rllngrk33]

I work in DC and I'm glad I'm taking the week off!

It'll be Friday at best before they clean up the mess.

[rllngrk33]

EEEWWWWWWW!!!!!

I'm glad I won't be there to see it.

[lilylangtree]

Sheeple worship big teeth Obozo with their hands & plates out yelling, “May I have some more!”