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Millions Prepare For Orgasm During Obama Speech
Elective Decisions ^ | 1/19/09 | Chris Davis

Posted on 01/19/2009 6:32:21 PM PST by writer33

Washington—In what could likely put Playboy magazine out of business, millions of Americans are preparing to achieve orgasm during Barack Obama’s inauguration speech tomorrow. The abundant frenzy—expected upward of 20 million—would be unprecedented in American history, dwarfing the two or three million orgasms on Election Night.

Obama’s speech, “Great Expectations,” is reportedly expected to run 17 minutes long—a period of time which is sure to leave millions writhing and undulating in sheer bliss.

The Pew Center for research has reported that 90 percent of women, and 85 percent of liberal men, expect to achieve climax in the final thrust of Obama’s campaign speech, leaving many with “Great Expectations” of their own.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: chrisdavis; inauguration; itsallabouttheo; obama
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To: Gator113

Something comfortable to sit on while doing your daily Obama...


21 posted on 01/19/2009 6:46:10 PM PST by Lexinom
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To: writer33
..millions of Americans are preparing to achieve orgasm...

I think the constant orgasm been going on for the past few days now. Maybe the only question left - when will it ever END? (They really need to find a way to bottle that stuff...)

23 posted on 01/19/2009 6:46:45 PM PST by Libloather (January is Liberal, Leftist, Marxist Awareness Month.)
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To: writer33

I have to work and even if I didn’t I have already heard and seen enough bullshit about this man and from this man to last two lifetimes. Let the gomers have their day.


24 posted on 01/19/2009 6:47:36 PM PST by linn37
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To: writer33

More millions prepare barf bags by the case.


25 posted on 01/19/2009 6:51:55 PM PST by Quix (LEADRs SAY FRM 1900 2 presnt: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
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To: writer33

I wonder what the students from the friendly Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, here, studying nuclear physics, bio-technology and airliner flying (but not landing) are preparing for this once in a lifetime historic occasion?!


26 posted on 01/19/2009 6:54:19 PM PST by Revolting cat! (After all is said and done I'm goodier goodier than you!)
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To: writer33

There’s an inauguration tomorrow? (/sarcasm)


27 posted on 01/19/2009 6:58:49 PM PST by PGalt
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To: writer33

I can’t tell if I should be buying stock in batteries or barf bags!


28 posted on 01/19/2009 6:59:00 PM PST by austinaero ((More Bark, Less Wag))
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To: writer33
thanks, for the ping.
no radio (except RUSH) / no boob-tube.....
most definitely ZER0Bambi...
29 posted on 01/19/2009 7:00:07 PM PST by skinkinthegrass (just b/c you're paranoid, doesn't mean "they" aren't out to get you.. :^)
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To: Old Sarge
I will be on convoy duty with the National Guard.

thanks, for "being there" . (in the NG :)

"Troika / Footstool of Liberalism...Corruption, Nationalization & Propaganda" Rush Limbaugh
“Liberalism is just Communism sold by the drink." P.J.O’Rourke

30 posted on 01/19/2009 7:03:54 PM PST by skinkinthegrass (just b/c you're paranoid, doesn't mean "they" aren't out to get you.. :^)
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To: writer33

I WANNA A DIVORCE!


31 posted on 01/19/2009 7:04:50 PM PST by Dallas59 (Not My President)
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To: writer33

The sad thing really is that this is partially true. The Messiah has landed, and his followers are in awe of his superawesomespecialness.


32 posted on 01/19/2009 7:08:39 PM PST by ritewingwarrior (Just say No to socialism.)
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To: writer33

I am so not looking for ward to waking up tomorrow.


33 posted on 01/19/2009 7:09:26 PM PST by TennTuxedo
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To: writer33

Multiple orgasms...


34 posted on 01/19/2009 7:11:48 PM PST by Doctor Raoul (Somewhere In Kenya, A Village Is Missing It's Idiot)
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To: PGalt
There’s an inauguration tomorrow?

No, it a coronation.

35 posted on 01/19/2009 7:11:53 PM PST by rllngrk33 (The RATs and Media are the enemy.)
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To: bobby.223

Instead of hunting only tomorrow late afternoon, I’m gonna go most all day. Sitting in a tree always beats what’s going on in D.C. Happy reloading!


36 posted on 01/19/2009 7:12:39 PM PST by JustaDumbBlonde (America: Home of the Free Because of the Brave)
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To: MasonGal

I’ll be aplhabetizing my sock drawer...


37 posted on 01/19/2009 7:13:47 PM PST by Doctor Raoul (Somewhere In Kenya, A Village Is Missing It's Idiot)
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To: writer33
I work in DC and I'm glad I'm taking the week off!

It'll be Friday at best before they clean up the mess.

38 posted on 01/19/2009 7:14:43 PM PST by rllngrk33 (The RATs and Media are the enemy.)
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To: writer33
EEEWWWWWWW!!!!!

I'm glad I won't be there to see it.

39 posted on 01/19/2009 7:16:41 PM PST by rllngrk33 (The RATs and Media are the enemy.)
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To: writer33

Sheeple worship big teeth Obozo with their hands & plates out yelling, “May I have some more!”


40 posted on 01/19/2009 7:17:24 PM PST by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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