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Murtha Decries “Unfair” Campaign Tactics
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 1 Nov 2008 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/02/2008 8:48:32 AM PST by John Semmens

Representative John Murtha (D-Pa.), whose reelection bid has been endangered by his characterization of his constituents as “racists,” “rednecks,” and “ignorant,” made a heartfelt plea to the leftist political operation known as “MoveOn” for help in “countering the right-wing attack machine that is smearing my reputation.”

“People like Rush Limbaugh, Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity, and even ordinary citizens are unfairly using my own words against me,” Murtha wrote to MoveOn’s donor list. “As you well know, the Democratic Party has patented the terms ‘racist’ and ‘redneck.’ For our opponents to quote us when we use these terms violates common decency. Please give generously so that we will have the resources to enable us to prevail on election day.”

The Pittsburgh Tribune-Review newspaper rallied to Murtha’s defense, saying it was “unconscionable for this great man to be pilloried for telling the truth. Because, sadly, western Pennsylvania is infested with ignorant racists and rednecks. We must not let them win. Congressman Murtha is to be applauded for his candor. We urge voters to reward this candor by returning him to office for his 19th term.”

In related news, Pennsylvania Governor Ed Rendell augmented Murtha’s comments by pointing out that “not only are they racist rednecks, they’re also disgustingly poor. Many own only one car. They camp out for vacations because they can’t afford a hotel. Few have ever had lobster unless they caught it themselves.”

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TOPICS: Humor; Politics; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: almostfunny; democrats; pennsylvania; rendell; satire
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1 posted on 11/02/2008 8:48:32 AM PST by John Semmens
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2 posted on 11/02/2008 8:49:20 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Key here Murtha, is that they are using YOUR WORDS.

Sounds fair to me.


3 posted on 11/02/2008 8:50:34 AM PST by dforest (Is there any good idea out there that Obama doesn't lay claim to anymore?)
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To: John Semmens

Mofo Murth has no frickin right to even utter anything about what is fair or unfair for how he grossly unfairly labeled US Military men as murderers and slandered them. Has he even apologized yet?

The man needs to have his ass thrown out of office and die the drunk that he is.


4 posted on 11/02/2008 8:51:02 AM PST by MAD-AS-HELL (How does one win over terrorists? KILL them with UNKINDNESS)
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To: John Semmens

Love that site....it always takes me a couple of paragraphs before I even sniff the sarcasm....


5 posted on 11/02/2008 8:51:08 AM PST by ErnBatavia (Cuba got "Change"...in 1959)
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To: indylindy

It’s satire.


6 posted on 11/02/2008 8:51:08 AM PST by Buck W. (If you push something hard enough, it will fall over.)
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To: John Semmens

MURTHA/POS nuff said.


7 posted on 11/02/2008 8:51:13 AM PST by HANG THE EXPENSE (Defeat liberalism, its the right thing to do for America.)
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To: John Semmens

Parody.


8 posted on 11/02/2008 8:51:33 AM PST by Tzimisce (How Would Mohammed Vote? Obama for President!)
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To: Buck W.

oops! LOL hard to tell anymore.


9 posted on 11/02/2008 8:52:02 AM PST by dforest (Is there any good idea out there that Obama doesn't lay claim to anymore?)
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To: John Semmens

Didn’t falsely call you a murderer.

Pray for W, McCuda and Our Innocent Marines


10 posted on 11/02/2008 8:53:42 AM PST by bray (Rezko = Obama)
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To: indylindy
Sounds so real, but fake!

LMAO ~ traveled through Murtha's district the other day. Didn't see a single Murtha sign anywhere. It's like he doesn't exist.

Did you know there are folks there with small landholdings who raise elk (reindeer) for personal consumption? I don't think Murtha has a chance with them.

11 posted on 11/02/2008 8:54:21 AM PST by muawiyah
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Did you know there are folks there with small landholdings who raise elk (reindeer) for personal consumption? I don't think Murtha has a chance with them.

I believe Murtha would call these folks "barbarians". :)

12 posted on 11/02/2008 8:57:51 AM PST by dforest (Is there any good idea out there that Obama doesn't lay claim to anymore?)
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To: Buck W.

Funny thing is.. My sister and her husband never had live lobster until a few years ago, when they visited me down here. They Had have frozen crap, of course, but my BIL saw the live ones cooking and remarked about they looked like big cockroaches. I told him he needed to spend a year in Philly before qualifying that statement.


13 posted on 11/02/2008 8:59:10 AM PST by Safetgiver (I can't vote for a guy who's name sounds like my cat puking up a hairball. Baaarrraaaacccck!)
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To: John Semmens
Though, I know the article is satire, I'm going to be VERY HAPPY to see this POS go down in defeat.

The people who live in his district deserve this corrupt scumbag if they send him back

14 posted on 11/02/2008 8:59:39 AM PST by Popman (Dont worry Barney Frank has your ass-ets covered!!!)
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To: muawiyah

Didn’t see a single Murtha sign anywhere. ...Hell, every building in Johnstown has one!


15 posted on 11/02/2008 9:00:35 AM PST by Safetgiver (I can't vote for a guy who's name sounds like my cat puking up a hairball. Baaarrraaaacccck!)
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To: John Semmens

LOL, Murtha reminds me of SSargent Barry Sadler’s
“Garet Trooper”.


16 posted on 11/02/2008 9:01:29 AM PST by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (Obama and ITS thugs are made paranoid by Sarahnoia. (stole from molly_jack2007))
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To: Safetgiver

That’s gotta’ be the ONLY PLACE. I didn’t go there.


17 posted on 11/02/2008 9:11:08 AM PST by muawiyah
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To: John Semmens

Thanx for the PING!


18 posted on 11/02/2008 9:11:29 AM PST by Roccus (Someday it'll all make sense.............maybe.)
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To: John Semmens

People that play games with our national security as he did, who pander, abuse their powers, lie and cheat and then cry when they are undone by their own actions and words, deserve no respect nor pity. He’s the archetypal political hyena, the slimy, fat, two faced weasel that plays opportunistic games regardless of truth and consequence. He’s a pig, yuck.


19 posted on 11/02/2008 9:14:10 AM PST by Red6 (Come and take it.)
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To: John Semmens

Eddie: We don’t call ‘em “lobster” - we call ‘em crawdads!


20 posted on 11/02/2008 9:21:29 AM PST by rockrr (Global warming is to science what Islam is to religion)
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