DUmmie FUnnies 09-03-08 (Beyond the Palin: Let's THANK the KOmmies for their vile attacks!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 3, 2008 | KOmmies and Charles Henrickson

[Charles Henrickson]

GO, SARAH!!!

And as long as we're thanking people, THANX to our own mikrofon for the lead graphic today!

[pogo101]

ibtp?

[Charles Henrickson]

Stay classy, KOmmieland!

PING!

[Not A Snowbird]

IN! Now to read.

[hattend]

Top 10!

[FredZarguna]

#2?

[Old Sarge]

SEVEN

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

The word is she tried to fake a pregancy look a like? Did anyone see this past seasons episode of Desperate Housewives?????? My question is why would her mother out her daughter? There is some real emotional difficulities in this family. A five month old baby with life long learning differences? What is it that is missing in Sara's life that she would need to be VP of the United States?

Ok my brain must be shot because this stream of words made no sense at all.

[mowowie]

Eight!

[GQuagmire]

Top ten. Now to read

[Kevmo]

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Here’s how I’ve been bumping Palin/Obama threads today.

Sung to the tune of “Oh! Susanna, don’t you cry for me.”

“Oh, no Bama, please don’t lie to me... for I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.”

I come from Minnesota with my laptop on my knee;
I’m goin’ to Free Republic my true love for to see.
It rained all night the day I left,
the weather it was dry;
The sun so hot I froze to death,
Obama don’t you lie.

Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me;
I come from Minnesota,
with my laptop on my knee.

I had a dream the other night,
When everything was still;
I thought I saw Obama dear,
A-coming down the hill.
The smearing lie was in Duluth,
The tear was in his eye,
Said I, I’m coming for the truth
Obama don’t you lie.

Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me;
I’m off to Free Republic,
with my laptop on my knee.

I fight in my pajamas,
It’s plain for all to see.
I aim to be the next Buckhead;
The media all hate me.
I fell in love with Sarah
When my sister bit a moose.
The Guvnor’s family ate it up
And then they set it loose.

Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me;
I’m off to Free Republic,
with my laptop on my knee.

She loves her sons, she likes her guns,
and Trigonometry.
The media will jump the shark
When Juan makes history.
Well, JimRob knows she’ll pave the trolls
So controversially,
And Berg will knock Obama down
With friends of Hillary.

Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me;
I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.

I soon will be in Hawaii,
And then I’ll look all ‘round,
And when I find his birth record,
I’ll fall upon the ground.
But if I do not find it,
This Freeper’ll surely die,
And when I’m dead and buried,
Obama don’t you lie.

Oh! No Bama, don’t you cry for me;
I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2073903/posts?page=6#6

[GOP_Raider]

Is that you, Jann Wenner?

Jann Wenner: Genuflecting the Hollywood Left since 1977

[Little Pig]

So, any more word on when the Biden material is coming out?

[NoGrayZone]

Wooohooo Charles!!!! Go Palin!!

[FredZarguna]

I broke this story late last night while many of you were in bed. Forgive me for reprinting it here, but FReepers should all try to absorb this and get our talking points ready before the Drive-By's take off and run with it.

Apparently, Palin is, in fact, a pirate. Unretouched photos follow:

[Mtner77]

KOmmies are slime. Period!

I am curious if anyone else out there has been paying attention to FNC today. This is the second hour long show with Shepard Smith today, and on both, while discussing Gov. Palin, he sounds a lot like Keith Oblerdork. If he wants a job at MSDNC, he is doing very well with his resume. If he has something new to say, then say it. But all he keeps doing is repeating over and over the by now tired dem/msm rumors which have all been proven false. I keep checking the channel to see if I am on the right network.

[dirtbiker]

And if McCain had vetted his f*cking "choice" this wouldn't be happening.

And if KOmmies had at least 3 active brain cells, they would be DUmmies....

[alecqss]

So much for abstinence-only education

Yeah... and while at that - so much for coming to work everyday (or so) - still much is not done... Judging by Kos guys, so much for ethics lessons, too. So much for the money - it's never enough. We should never do any law enforcement - it's futile, we probably need to legalize everything.

Unlike the leftist ideas, anything else is required to immediately achieve perfection; damn otherwise. BTW, I don't think students actually need years of sex propaganda to be able to go to the pharmacy and buy a condom. That's just me. Also, I don't see much results of contraception "education" - other than lots of teenage unwed mothers on welfare. But again, leftist ideas are allowed for "slight" imperfections.

Abstinence in teenage years is a good idea. As well as a good parenting, family and love for the child. Not "punished with the baby"! Bristol was not abstinent, but she will have a wedding, build a family and love her kid. And I suspect it is much more than most of her attackers had and have.

[Charles Henrickson]

Palin is, in fact, a pirate.

Pirates of the Caribouin'.

[roaddog727]

go Sarah Barracuda!