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DUmmie FUnnies 04-26-08 ("REC if you think that dirtbag Limbaugh should be JAILED or FINED...")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | 04/26/2008 | ELRON HUBBARD, DUmmies and Paul Heinzman

Posted on 04/26/2008 1:08:35 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman

The garden of liberal hate and paranoia is a lush one when left on its own, but sprinkle that with a little Operation Chaos® plant food and it becomes a Rush garden.

As you know, for months now, Rush Limbaugh has been encouraging his listeners to prolong the Democrat primary by crossing over and voting for Hillary to keep her in the race. Whether this is actually happening is difficlt to say, but one thing is for sure: Hillary's campaign has experienced a resurgence, and it is becoming more and more apparent that the Clinton campaign intends to take this all the way to Denver.

Once there, she and hubby Bill will make sure that the delegates from Florida and Michigan are seated, in spite of the fact that all the candidates agreed that they wouldn't count.

Concurrent with this, she will try to convince many of Obama's pledged super-delegates that he is unelectable in the General Election. Not a terribly difficult thing to do, what with Obama's relationships with Jeremiah Wright and Bill Ayers, and several lapses in judgement by Barack and Michelle Obama in which they reveal their true feelings about the United States.

In the midst of this subterfuge it won't even matter what the final vote is. Obama supporters in and outside the convention will be convinced that the nomination is going to be stolen, that their votes don't matter, that the Democrat party is anything but democratic. You don't have to be a magnificently rich magnificent bastard to predict what will happen. There will be riots in Denver that will make the '68 Chicago convention look like a schoolyard brawl.

Rush knows this, and when a caller recently accused him of inciting a riot, Rush responded "I am not inspiring or inciting a riot..." followed by (in classic Rush fashion), "I'm dreaming of them." He then proceeds to sing "I'm dreaming of riots in Denver" to the tune of "White Christmas."

That is hardly what a reasonable person would call "incitement," but as you can see from this DUmmie THREAD entitled "REC if you think that dirtbag Limbaugh should be JAILED or FINED for inciting riots in Denver" it was just the right touch of high phosphorous paranoia food. Now on to watch the DUmmies' garden of hatred and paranoia bloom in a radiant Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Paul Heinzman, is in the [brackets]:

REC if you think that dirtbag Limbaugh should be JAILED or FINED for inciting riots in Denver.

[There WILL be riots when Hillary steals the nomination. Stating that fact can hardly be called "inciting."]

That disgusting sack of shit has gone TOO FAR this time.

[Manure sometimes burns pansies.]

How can that piece of human waste, this toxic sludge dripping down the ass crack of humanity, still be allowed to broadcast hate and invitations to violence?

[While prepping your flower bed, don't forget some chelated irony.]

I think that these latest, disgusting, loathsome comments of his show his complete moral bankruptcy and his willingness to see innocent people hurt as long as it helps his cause.

[If anyone gets hurt, beyond their feelings, it will be on Hillary, not Rush.]

REC THIS THREAD if you think he should be jailed or fined by the FCC, if not removed from the air, for his disgustingly inhuman behavior.

[Stating that disenfranchised voters will riot when the nomination is stolen from them.]

And let's talk about what we can do, as activists.

[Well, it wouldn't kill you to get off the computer for an hour and clean that damn basement.]

If this is a dupe, I'm sorry!

[You're being duped, all right.]

I filed a complaint with the FCC last night.

[Yeah? Did you get that basement cleaned up yet?]

I only live a few miles from him, any ideas???? Huh? I'm originally from Jersey and I DO know people...lol.

[Fugetaboutit.]

Make sure this gets national media attention...

[He's the number one rated radio host in the country; more people heard what he really said than will ever hear your misinterpretation.]

Egg his house for starters. Or, light a bag of dogshit on fire, place on his porch and ring his doorbell!!

[You might want to think twice about that--I reckon he's got security, and they ain't packin' eggs.]

He lives over the bridge from me, house is pretty well guarded...lol.

[And this DUmmie WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of nervous mental clarity.]

Filing a complaint to the FCC is a good place to start, I hear.

[It would be...if he'd actually broken a rule.]

They want a lot of information I'm no clear about . . .

[Such as what rule was violated.]

Hell, if possible, find a charge that carries the death penalty and give him a date with the f***ing needle.

[Five will get you ten that DUmmie backscatter712 thinks that Mumia Abu-Jamal should be pardoned, though.]

... do you really think anyone will riot because he says so?

[Sorry, only one Kewpie Doll per thread.]

'Fire in a crowded theater'

[The theme of the 2008 Democratic National Convention: "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!"]

CIA's 'domestic ops' just relocated to Denver. Agents provacateurs here they come !

CIA Plans to Shift Work to Denver
Domestic Division Would Be Moved

By Dana Priest
Washington Post Staff Writer
Friday, May 6, 2005; Page A21

Operation Mockingbird mouthpiece Limbaugh may be giving away the rightwingnut gameplan...but that doesn't seem to matter to these twits in the 'intelligence' community. Can't even police themselves how they gonna police anyone else ?

[Ever stop to think maybe they're there to protect your sorry asses from yourselves?]

People can be seriously hurt if his supporters start a riot thinking it is good

[Disenfranchised Obama voters are NOT Rush supporters.]

Not a joke at all!

[So why can't I stop laughing.]

Maybe he can be cellies with Wesley Snipes.

[Rush may complain about high taxes, but he does pay them.]

I called the Denver PD yesterday and reported what he said

[I'm sure they had a good laugh over it at the morning briefing.]

Almost everyone sounds nuts on this thread

The FCC isnt gonna take him off the air, hes not getting arrested, and hes gonna use all these quotes to show how progressives love free speech as long as you agree with them. Did anyone want Bill Maher arrested for wishing someone would kill Dick Cheney?

If you dont like what Rush says, do what I do, TURN HIM OFF.

[You are taking your DU account for granite.]

we need the fairness doctrine restored.

[One hundred and fifteen posts about Rush Limbaugh before the fairness doctrine is mentioned. The DUmmies are slipping.]

Yes, there is a difference and there's a difference between saying "I dream of riots" and standing in front of a mob and yelling "Grab your pitchforks, people! Let's go get 'em!"

[Wow, DUmmie MonkeyFunk, those therapy sessions really are working out.]


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; operationchaos; pa2008; rush
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To: Incorrigible
Lesson for you LFT wannabes out there: Don't reveal yourself on your seventh post. Post 999 "LOL's" and then go to town.
61 posted on 04/26/2008 6:02:58 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Out of chaos comes comedy.)
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To: PJ-Comix

He sure stirred the honey pot. Most of the posts I quoted were from Elron. He’s a made guy, meaning he’s got 1000+ posts. If he’s an LFT, he’s a good one.


62 posted on 04/26/2008 6:10:41 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Out of chaos comes comedy.)
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To: Right_Wing_Madman

Hey! I don’t remembering letting you go to my basement to take pictures! :-)


63 posted on 04/26/2008 6:14:50 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Out of chaos comes comedy.)
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To: imskylark
I’m sure this person doesn’t have a clue what was said.

No, s/he doesn't. Liberals take EVERYTING out of context, and accuse us of taking things out of context. Conservatives take things at face value.

When Jeremiah Wright sez "God bless America?...no no no...God DAMN America; it's in the Bible" and they get called out for it they say we took it out of context.

Explain to me exactly what context makes "God DAMN America" proper, acceptable.

64 posted on 04/26/2008 6:50:09 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Out of chaos comes comedy.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
LOL!

"Wow, DUmmie MonkeyFunk, those therapy sessions really are working out"

TOP 10

65 posted on 04/26/2008 6:54:19 PM PDT by scratcher
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To: Paul Heinzman

Live and learn, I never realized Rush had such influence with the moonbats that they would riot at his mere suggestion that they will.

I think these dummies are just putting people on with their incredible naivete.


66 posted on 04/26/2008 8:05:49 PM PDT by I_Like_Spam
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To: I_Like_Spam
I look at it as PDOP (Personality Disorders On Parade).

But in the DUmmies' defense, I guess adolescense is a kind of PD.

67 posted on 04/26/2008 9:51:01 PM PDT by Erasmus (If you want to fool millions, start with yourself.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
“How can that piece of human waste, this toxic sludge dripping down the ass crack of humanity, still be allowed to broadcast hate....?”

I wonder if this DUmmie has ever heard of the term, Oxymoron.

68 posted on 04/26/2008 9:59:30 PM PDT by RatsDawg (www.rootforamerica.com)
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To: Paul Heinzman
Funny how Air America, the msm, and other left wing publications can talk about assassinating the president, and they don't call for their heads to roll.
69 posted on 04/26/2008 10:01:44 PM PDT by RatsDawg (www.rootforamerica.com)
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To: Paul Heinzman

Great job, Paul! Boy the DUmmies are having a severe breakout of RDS, Rush Derangement Syndrome. Geraldo said tonight, for some reason the Obama exit polls just aren’t accurate. Wonder why. Operation Chaos? Paybacks a b@#&h, ain’t it DUmmies?


70 posted on 04/26/2008 11:10:09 PM PDT by beckysueb (Pray for our troops , America, and President Bush)
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To: RatsDawg

He would probably think it was a new drug or something.


71 posted on 04/26/2008 11:23:43 PM PDT by beckysueb (Pray for our troops , America, and President Bush)
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To: Right_Wing_Madman
I may move from the computer to that phone over and call someone about this outrage...but I am kind of hungry...where did I put that number for the pizza guy?

"Mom! I need money for pizza!"

72 posted on 04/26/2008 11:56:51 PM PDT by Purrcival (I had to put down my Bible and my gun to post this.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
It makes me extremely happy to see the libtards this foaming at the mouth mad at Rush.

I would like and listen to Rush even if they didn't hate him so much, but that they do is the icing on the cake.

I use Rush sometimes as a litmus test if I meet someone and I get a vibe that I don't like them very much.

I'll mention something I heard on Rush, and if they get defensive I figure they're most likely just a stupid lib and I can dismiss them and do something more productive with my time. Sometimes that includes tweaking them about being a white guilt liberal before I leave.

I have a few friends who don't like Rush but we've learned to never talk politics, but on balance I've found that most of the time they're NPR and Air America flunkies and all they'll do is aggravate me to no end.

My wife works with a lady whose husband is a major tool. He falls in the Air America listener category and at every event where we see each other I have a blast getting under his skin. I know he goes home and tells his wife he hates me, but so far his wife hasn't brought it up with mine.

I hope she never does because usually it's a wedding or something and I'm bored to tears. So pissing him off is the only show in town.

73 posted on 04/27/2008 2:03:37 AM PDT by libs_kma (The land of the free, because of the brave)
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To: Paul Heinzman

Elrond was also the first poster to this edition on my blog.


74 posted on 04/27/2008 4:18:35 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I went to check it out. I left “anonymous” a little advise while I was there.


75 posted on 04/27/2008 4:55:08 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Out of chaos comes comedy.)
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To: Paul Heinzman

“That radical could throw that cup of coffee at you at any minute”

Sorry, against the laws of nature...physically impossible. A Lutheran with coffee is bound by Newton’s First Law; An object at rest tends to stay at rest unless acted on by an outside force.


76 posted on 04/27/2008 6:29:35 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: PJ-Comix; Paul Heinzman
I love this post from your blog:

Swiftboating is when you irk Democrats by telling the truth about them, (or better yet, by quoting them verbatim), to their hysterical, sputtering anger and hysterical wailing.

I propose that what Limbaugh has done... that is, make a canny prediction of disaster, embarassment, and humiliation, (to the exquisite consternation of the DUmmies), should henceforth be called "Rushboating"

He's earned it.

Besides, it will further immortalize him, along with other notable buzzwords such as "Rovian"-tactics, "a Dukakis Moment" (doofus in the tank), "Kerryesque" (boring, elitist, flipfloppery), etc.


The only one he left out was "Clintonian" (Machiavellian hillbilly style) ;'}
77 posted on 04/27/2008 9:13:32 AM PDT by rockrr (Global warming is to science what Islam is to religion)
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To: Paul Heinzman

WOO HOO! A vicious rightwing fan of the DUFUs has made something special available to DUFU fans! I should have it on my blog tomorrow. Actually I do have it on my blog right now (right side) but more details tomorrow.


78 posted on 04/27/2008 9:18:25 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: GOP_Raider
Are you kidding...they had a thread over there the other day about how Ward Churchill and his Recreate68 buddy were CIA plants. Pretty decent sized thread, too. Mike Malloy says RECREATE 68 is a CIA front

Cindie

79 posted on 04/27/2008 10:47:10 AM PDT by gardencatz (My son is learning Arabic so you don't have to...oorah!!!)
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To: alarm rider
Do they ever get it?

No, they don't....

And, apparently, they aren't, either....

80 posted on 04/27/2008 11:11:56 AM PDT by dirtbiker (I 'm a liberal's worst nightmare:A redneck with a pickup, a library card, and a conceal carry permit)
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