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DUmmie FUnnies 04-26-08 ("REC if you think that dirtbag Limbaugh should be JAILED or FINED...")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | 04/26/2008 | ELRON HUBBARD, DUmmies and Paul Heinzman

Posted on 04/26/2008 1:08:35 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman

The garden of liberal hate and paranoia is a lush one when left on its own, but sprinkle that with a little Operation Chaos® plant food and it becomes a Rush garden.

As you know, for months now, Rush Limbaugh has been encouraging his listeners to prolong the Democrat primary by crossing over and voting for Hillary to keep her in the race. Whether this is actually happening is difficlt to say, but one thing is for sure: Hillary's campaign has experienced a resurgence, and it is becoming more and more apparent that the Clinton campaign intends to take this all the way to Denver.

Once there, she and hubby Bill will make sure that the delegates from Florida and Michigan are seated, in spite of the fact that all the candidates agreed that they wouldn't count.

Concurrent with this, she will try to convince many of Obama's pledged super-delegates that he is unelectable in the General Election. Not a terribly difficult thing to do, what with Obama's relationships with Jeremiah Wright and Bill Ayers, and several lapses in judgement by Barack and Michelle Obama in which they reveal their true feelings about the United States.

In the midst of this subterfuge it won't even matter what the final vote is. Obama supporters in and outside the convention will be convinced that the nomination is going to be stolen, that their votes don't matter, that the Democrat party is anything but democratic. You don't have to be a magnificently rich magnificent bastard to predict what will happen. There will be riots in Denver that will make the '68 Chicago convention look like a schoolyard brawl.

Rush knows this, and when a caller recently accused him of inciting a riot, Rush responded "I am not inspiring or inciting a riot..." followed by (in classic Rush fashion), "I'm dreaming of them." He then proceeds to sing "I'm dreaming of riots in Denver" to the tune of "White Christmas."

That is hardly what a reasonable person would call "incitement," but as you can see from this DUmmie THREAD entitled "REC if you think that dirtbag Limbaugh should be JAILED or FINED for inciting riots in Denver" it was just the right touch of high phosphorous paranoia food. Now on to watch the DUmmies' garden of hatred and paranoia bloom in a radiant Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Paul Heinzman, is in the [brackets]:

REC if you think that dirtbag Limbaugh should be JAILED or FINED for inciting riots in Denver.

[There WILL be riots when Hillary steals the nomination. Stating that fact can hardly be called "inciting."]

That disgusting sack of shit has gone TOO FAR this time.

[Manure sometimes burns pansies.]

How can that piece of human waste, this toxic sludge dripping down the ass crack of humanity, still be allowed to broadcast hate and invitations to violence?

[While prepping your flower bed, don't forget some chelated irony.]

I think that these latest, disgusting, loathsome comments of his show his complete moral bankruptcy and his willingness to see innocent people hurt as long as it helps his cause.

[If anyone gets hurt, beyond their feelings, it will be on Hillary, not Rush.]

REC THIS THREAD if you think he should be jailed or fined by the FCC, if not removed from the air, for his disgustingly inhuman behavior.

[Stating that disenfranchised voters will riot when the nomination is stolen from them.]

And let's talk about what we can do, as activists.

[Well, it wouldn't kill you to get off the computer for an hour and clean that damn basement.]

If this is a dupe, I'm sorry!

[You're being duped, all right.]

I filed a complaint with the FCC last night.

[Yeah? Did you get that basement cleaned up yet?]

I only live a few miles from him, any ideas???? Huh? I'm originally from Jersey and I DO know people...lol.

[Fugetaboutit.]

Make sure this gets national media attention...

[He's the number one rated radio host in the country; more people heard what he really said than will ever hear your misinterpretation.]

Egg his house for starters. Or, light a bag of dogshit on fire, place on his porch and ring his doorbell!!

[You might want to think twice about that--I reckon he's got security, and they ain't packin' eggs.]

He lives over the bridge from me, house is pretty well guarded...lol.

[And this DUmmie WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of nervous mental clarity.]

Filing a complaint to the FCC is a good place to start, I hear.

[It would be...if he'd actually broken a rule.]

They want a lot of information I'm no clear about . . .

[Such as what rule was violated.]

Hell, if possible, find a charge that carries the death penalty and give him a date with the f***ing needle.

[Five will get you ten that DUmmie backscatter712 thinks that Mumia Abu-Jamal should be pardoned, though.]

... do you really think anyone will riot because he says so?

[Sorry, only one Kewpie Doll per thread.]

'Fire in a crowded theater'

[The theme of the 2008 Democratic National Convention: "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!"]

CIA's 'domestic ops' just relocated to Denver. Agents provacateurs here they come !

CIA Plans to Shift Work to Denver
Domestic Division Would Be Moved

By Dana Priest
Washington Post Staff Writer
Friday, May 6, 2005; Page A21

Operation Mockingbird mouthpiece Limbaugh may be giving away the rightwingnut gameplan...but that doesn't seem to matter to these twits in the 'intelligence' community. Can't even police themselves how they gonna police anyone else ?

[Ever stop to think maybe they're there to protect your sorry asses from yourselves?]

People can be seriously hurt if his supporters start a riot thinking it is good

[Disenfranchised Obama voters are NOT Rush supporters.]

Not a joke at all!

[So why can't I stop laughing.]

Maybe he can be cellies with Wesley Snipes.

[Rush may complain about high taxes, but he does pay them.]

I called the Denver PD yesterday and reported what he said

[I'm sure they had a good laugh over it at the morning briefing.]

Almost everyone sounds nuts on this thread

The FCC isnt gonna take him off the air, hes not getting arrested, and hes gonna use all these quotes to show how progressives love free speech as long as you agree with them. Did anyone want Bill Maher arrested for wishing someone would kill Dick Cheney?

If you dont like what Rush says, do what I do, TURN HIM OFF.

[You are taking your DU account for granite.]

we need the fairness doctrine restored.

[One hundred and fifteen posts about Rush Limbaugh before the fairness doctrine is mentioned. The DUmmies are slipping.]

Yes, there is a difference and there's a difference between saying "I dream of riots" and standing in front of a mob and yelling "Grab your pitchforks, people! Let's go get 'em!"

[Wow, DUmmie MonkeyFunk, those therapy sessions really are working out.]


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; operationchaos; pa2008; rush
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To: Paul Heinzman; kevkrom
How can that piece of human waste, this toxic sludge dripping down the ass crack of humanity, still be allowed to broadcast hate and invitations to violence?

Hell, if possible, find a charge that carries the death penalty and give him a date with the f***ing needle.

Anyone else sense the irony here?

21 posted on 04/26/2008 1:58:04 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Chaos continues!)
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To: Paul Heinzman; kevkrom
How can that piece of human waste, this toxic sludge dripping down the ass crack of humanity, still be allowed to broadcast hate and invitations to violence?

TO THE HAGUE WITH HIM!

22 posted on 04/26/2008 2:00:54 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Chaos continues!)
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To: Paul Heinzman
Almost everyone sounds nuts on this thread

Should be posted at the start of EVERY THREAD in DUmmieland.

23 posted on 04/26/2008 2:02:35 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Chaos continues!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Yep. They call for Cheney's death, for the death of Henry Hyde and his family, they dance on President Reagan's grave, they hope Tony Snow dies in agony from cancer, they spout about free speech until they disagree with it, and we're intolerant??!!
24 posted on 04/26/2008 2:02:41 PM PDT by mrsmel (I have principles too, McCain! And I'm a maverick against your candidacy!)
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To: Paul Heinzman
standing in front of a mob and yelling "Grab your pitchforks, people! Let's go get 'em!"

That's the DUmmies themselves, coming for Rush:


25 posted on 04/26/2008 2:10:58 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Chaos continues!)
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To: mrsmel; KJC1
and away the ants go, furiously scurrying about to see which one can be the biggest, baddest, most vitriolic little DUmmy ant of all.

SOMEBODY SHOOK UP THE ANTS!

26 posted on 04/26/2008 2:14:07 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Chaos continues!)
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To: Paul Heinzman
It won't be Conservatives or Republicans that cause trouble in Denver, it will the Liberal Democrat DUmmies, Kosnuts, Code Pinko's, NotInMyNamers, Moveoners and any other number of Anti-American, Anti-Capitalist, EcoTerrorist Anarchist groups.

It won't be Dittoheads, sorry.

27 posted on 04/26/2008 2:16:16 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: Always Right
the funny thing is, if there are riots it will be the Dummie-types doing the rioting.

Probably not even them. The DUmmies tend to be white and lazy. If there are riots, they will be done by those who listen to race-hustlers and hate-mongers like Jeremiah Wright.

28 posted on 04/26/2008 2:18:58 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Chaos continues!)
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That is, if Barack is “denied” the nomination.


29 posted on 04/26/2008 2:19:59 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Chaos continues!)
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To: Paul Heinzman
Hy, DUmmies: In New York, Al Sharpton has just told his followers that they will "shut the city down." The crowd is yelling, "Kill the police!"

And you're complaining about Rush???!!!

30 posted on 04/26/2008 2:28:03 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Chaos continues!)
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To: Paul Heinzman
Pathetic.
31 posted on 04/26/2008 2:44:30 PM PDT by Vision ("If God so clothes the grass of the field...will He not much more clothe you...?" -Matthew 6:30)
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To: Paul Heinzman
Almost everyone sounds nuts on this thread

That cracks me up more than just about anything I've read from the DUmmies in a long time. As if the poster just now noticed that, or like it's never happened before? BWAH!

32 posted on 04/26/2008 2:47:40 PM PDT by lonevoice (John McCain was a Kinoki foot pad in the Reagan Revolution)
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To: Paul Heinzman
[You are taking your DU account for granite.]

LOL, very nice!

33 posted on 04/26/2008 2:59:52 PM PDT by KJC1
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To: Charles Henrickson
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34 posted on 04/26/2008 3:03:21 PM PDT by KJC1
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To: Paul Heinzman
gonna use all these quotes to show how progressives love free speech as long as you agree with them

Liberals are all about "choice" UNTIL you choose differently than them!
35 posted on 04/26/2008 3:07:10 PM PDT by socialismisinsidious ( The socialist income tax system turns US citizens into beggars or quitters!)
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To: Paul Heinzman

“They want a lot of information I’m no clear about . . .

[Such as what rule was violated.]”

Or what he said. I’m sure this person doesn’t have a clue what was said.


36 posted on 04/26/2008 3:09:49 PM PDT by imskylark
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To: Paul Heinzman
Manure sometimes burns pansies.

While prepping your flower bed, don't forget some chelated irony.

You are really very good at this, Paul.

LOLOL

37 posted on 04/26/2008 3:12:30 PM PDT by Petronski (When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth, voting for Hillary.)
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To: GOP_Raider; Paul Heinzman
Hey, if any of the DUmmies haven’t had their internet access shut off so they can purchase their dime sacks, they might want to Google the phrase “Recreate 68”.

It's evident the DUmmies did not listen to any part of Rush. That is what he has been talking about. The "Recreate 68" bunch is the ones talking about riots. Just like the "Barrack the Magic Negro" was started by a Black editorial writer, not Rush.

38 posted on 04/26/2008 3:42:54 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Typical white person, bitter, religious, gun owner, who will "Just say No to BO (or HRC).")
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To: Paul Heinzman
That disgusting sack of shit has gone TOO FAR this time

Yeah, sharing bad weed results in even more wacko posts than usual -- next time, invest in the good stuff first...

39 posted on 04/26/2008 3:44:26 PM PDT by mikrofon (Guest DUFU Bump)
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To: Paul Heinzman
I am waiting for one heckuva battle in Denver. I've called for punches flying and dentures on the floor.

My latest name for helping Hillary.


40 posted on 04/26/2008 3:45:57 PM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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