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DUmmie FUnnies 03-31-08 (Clintonista Official In Charge During Obama Passport Breach)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 21, 2008 | HUffies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/21/2008 6:01:48 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

As soon as I heard about the Barack Obama passport security breach in the news yesterday, I KNEW there had to be a Clinton connection to it. After all, who stands to benefit from this knowledge? Right now it is none other than Hillary. Of course, the leftwing blogosphere started out blaming EVIL Rightwingers with BLOOD on their fingers. Well, it now turns out that a Clintonista was in charge during the security breach as you can see in this HUffington Post THREAD titled, "Maura Harty: State Department Official In Charge During Two Of The Breaches An Ambassador Under Clinton." Gee, what a surprise. A Clintonista illegally digging up dirt on an opponent. This makes me wonder if the left will eventually bring up Hillary's illegal breach of the FBI files to dig up dirt on almost everyone in Washington. For that she can thank Chickenman Craig Livingstone for delivering the FBI file goods. So let us now watch the HUffies react to the not-so-shocking news about a Clintonista being behind the Obama passport security breach in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who enjoys breaching an occasional bottle of Passport scotch, is in the [brackets]:

Maura Harty: State Department Official In Charge During Two Of The Breaches An Ambassador Under Clinton.

[Surprise, surprise. A Clintonista acting as a Mata Hari or Marta Hari or Maura Harty for the Clinton campaign by digging up secret passport info on Obama.]

After the news broke Thursday that two employees of the State Department had been fired and a third disciplined for accessing passport records of Sen. Barack Obama, MSNBC noted a Clinton connection to the story. The network reported that Maura Harty, the State Department official in charge of the Bureau Of Consular Affairs during the first two breaches of Obama's passport, had served as an ambassador under Bill Clinton.

[Sniff! How dare you deprive us of blaming the EVIL Bush Regime for this passport breach!]

"Harty was a consular affairs chief until the end of last month when she retired from foreign service work. Before her stint as the assistant secretary of state of consular affairs, Hardy was an ambassador to Paraguay under President Bill Clinton," MSNBC reported.

[I bet she gets a pass on Passportgate. Only EVIL Republicans are penalized for such conduct.]

Harty served as Clinton's ambassador to Paraguay from 1997-1999.

[And served as their personal Mata Hari from 2007-2008. And now on to the HUffie Peanut Gallery...]

I am woman...
Hear me roar...
The truth about Hillary I will ignore!

[You just breached Charles Henrickson song parody territory.]

We need to know NOW about Hillary's membership in the Christian cult known as "The Fellowship". If she can rake Obama over the coals because of his affiliation with his pastor, then who knows what Clinton supports and does within this secretive cult among her Republican friends.

[The Fellowship of the Sting.]

Bill & HIllary have been trolling the sewers for people just like this miserable excuse for a human being. In fact, if you want to become a card carrying Clintonista, one of the most important qualifications is that you have no moral compass and possess no personal integrity.

[Hey Will Pitt! The Clinton campaign has a job for you!]

If we've learned on thing with the Clintons: Where there's smoke; there's going to be fire. The person rifling through Obama's passport was a Clinton appointee?

[GASP! You mean it wasn't Karl Rove?]

The ghost of Vince Foster came to me in a dream and said that three separate inquiries were made into the Obama file because each time more questions were asked and more answers needed. Sandy Berger had already been caught with photocopies stuffed into his pant legs. Then I woke up and realized that it was all a bad dream.

[The reason why Sandy Berger has such chubby cheeks is because he stuffed some of the secret papers into his mouth like a squirrel storing nuts for winter.]

Will someone please ask H/ilary to back out so that Obama can focus on beating McCain...

[And ruin Rush Limbaugh's Operation Chaos?]

THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY IS KILLING ITSELF!

[WOO HOO! Operation Chaos is a SUCCESS!!!]

What is amazing about your Clintonites is your ability to block out the three hundred or so Clinton disasters that make the Wright thing seem really stupid. Do you really think the Foster "alleged suicide"; the bought pardon's, Filegate, Travelgate, Monicagate, the Russian connections and all of the rest of the garbage and baggage of the Clintons won't wear down her candidacy which now can only be accomplished by Super delegates? The Wright thing will pass because it is obvious that Obama is simply an Afrikan American- not a monster. America will get use to it and what we are seeing now is the country going through the pains of dealing with hundreds of years of pent up emotion. But once he's elected- and he will be elected-- people will see that he will not be some crazy preacher and will be what people like Bill Richardson see as the first Great President of the 21st Century.

[What is amazing is that this primary race if finally forcing many liberals, such as yourself, to finally confront the TRUTH about the Clintons.]

Remember one of the first things that Hillary did when she became first lady was to get all of the tax records of the Clinton enemies. She will do anything.

[And this HUffie WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief period of mental clarity!]

The first breach -- er -- act of "imprudent curiosity" occurred just days after Obama's upset win in Iowa. These three breaches are no coincidence.

[We can be sure there was no breach of Mike Gravel's passport.]

Am I saying I believe it is highly probable that Hillary and her running mate Bill had something to do with the three breaches of Senator Obama's passport data? Yes.

[I feel so sad that Dick Cheney isn't being blamed for this.]

Is it a coincidence that Obama's records were breached on THREE separate occasions afte key wins in Iowa, Wisconsin and Virginia? And that in each case there was a link to the Clinton campaign?

[Please, please. Let me be able to blame Dick Cheney for this passport breach.]

As a young non-voter, this is what Hillary Clinton & more importantly the Clinton brand represents: underhanded politicking. This visceral hatred for HRC I used to always think of as some convoluted love, like Oxy-King-Kong Rush Limbaugh & Hillary in the role of Fay Wray. But now I'm beginning to see that a lot of Americans *fear* the Clintons. It's because they will anything -- seemingly *anything* -- to win an election.

[Remember, Rush gave new life to the Hillary campaign with his Operation Chaos. Hee! Hee!]

I'm really hoping that Harty is not involved. Although I may not be a supporter of Sen. Clinton I find it hard to believe that she would have sanctioned an action this far over the line. In addition, it is far more politically beneficial both to Obama and to democrats if this was perpetuated by Republicans. I for one will be hoping that either this is truly benign, which I doubt greatly or was a conservative political move.

[Okay, Dorothy. Lean back, close your eyes, and click your heels together three times as you wish real hard that Karl Rove was really behind this.]

Hillary...what a deadly web you weave. You are no better than Dumbya Bu$h. You practice Rove-like politics. And now this? And what about Mena, Arkansas? Just go away.

[Stay, Hillary, STAY!!!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; clintonistas; hillaryclinton; huffingtonpost; mauraharty; nobama; obamapassport; passport; statedept
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To: G L Tirebiter

Or, if they had an “in” at the HRC campaign, they could be selling it. Just like Paterson, the check memo would read, “Personal Services”.


21 posted on 03/21/2008 6:36:25 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: Bahbah
Top 30? Getting too slow.

In short, “The Fellowship” is a super secret organization that is trying to bring “Jesus” to Capital Hill. Hillary is a super duper secret agent for this group and is considered a rogue to those “who hate God and know all” when it comes to promoting “a glorious secular state of Utopian collectivism”.

22 posted on 03/21/2008 6:49:33 AM PDT by rollo tomasi (Working hard to pay for deadbeats and corrupt politicians.)
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To: PJ-Comix
But once he's elected- and he will be elected-- people will see that he will not be some crazy preacher and will be what people like Bill Richardson see as the first Great President of the 21st Century.

"Lord Jesus I come to you know in fervent prayer that you will stop this madness from ever occurring. Amen".

23 posted on 03/21/2008 6:49:38 AM PDT by AxelPaulsenJr (God Bless George W. Bush)
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To: PJ-Comix
It is utterly amazing to me to see these people realize what us 'evil right wingers' have been saying for 15+ years. That the Clintons truly are evil. And it is especially refreshing to see the MSM actually doing some investigative reporting for once

I really wonder what is going to happen if somehow Hillary gets the Dem nomination. Are they all going to go back to being loyal little Hillary youth?

24 posted on 03/21/2008 6:54:24 AM PDT by CharlieOK1 (you get that thing I sent ya?)
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To: PJ-Comix
The DUmmies blamed the following 5 minutes after the story was just a banner on the news. It was the fault of:
Bush(of course, they called for impeachment because of this)
Haliburton
Blackwater
Exxon
Fox
Rice
Rove
They gathered all that from one sentence in a breaking news banner.

LOL...best line in a long time...
In fact, if you want to become a card carrying Clintonista, one of the most important qualifications is that you have no moral compass and possess no personal integrity.

[Hey Will Pitt! The Clinton campaign has a job for you!]

ROFLMAOLOL
25 posted on 03/21/2008 7:01:13 AM PDT by envisio (If you ain't laughin yet... you ain't seen me naked. 8^O)
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To: PJ-Comix
Am I the only one who everytime I hear Rush talking about Operation Chaos that thinks of Butters...


26 posted on 03/21/2008 7:06:00 AM PDT by CharlieOK1 (you get that thing I sent ya?)
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To: CharlieOK1

I had EXACTLY the same thought when Rush announced Operation Chaos.


27 posted on 03/21/2008 7:23:23 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel
Let’s speculate as to what Hillary’s minions might have found...I’ll go first:

I would say romantic getaways with someone other than his wife.

Depends on whether or not Mrs. Obama's passport records were pulled, too.

28 posted on 03/21/2008 7:36:22 AM PDT by wbill
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To: wbill

......I would say romantic getaways with someone other than his wife. ......

That would not be a problem. Jessee Jackson has taught us that there is no martial fidelity in black unions. Promiscuity and bastard children are not a problem in the black community.


29 posted on 03/21/2008 7:39:17 AM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. +12 . Never say never (there'll be a VP you'll like))
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To: CharlieOK1

Indeed, general disarray at the ready cap’n.


30 posted on 03/21/2008 8:04:09 AM PDT by jurroppi1 (Some, though, find his rantics off-Pitting. FR's Charles Henrickson Re: William Rivers Pitt 02-28-08)
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To: PJ-Comix
Whether one argues from motive (now that the Wright thing has broken, McCain would prefer to run against Obama and would have no reason to sabotage him now), opportunity (Clinton people have had the time to get into the senior civil service positions that are ideal for the scheme: junior civil servants would have less access; political appointees would be too conspicuous), or historical modus operandi (Oh, c'mon, do I even need to begin?), this stinks of Her Heinous....
31 posted on 03/21/2008 8:09:03 AM PDT by steve-b (Sin lies only in hurting others unnecessarily. All other "sins" are invented nonsense. --RAH)
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To: KoRn
I NEVER thought I would see the day when liberals would speak of the Clintons in such a way.

LOL!! Hillary is not only NEVER going to be President (even if she pulls the nomination out of her bag of dirty tricks, she's too damaged to win the general election), but she's going to be universally (by both left and right) recognized as the sleazeball she is.

32 posted on 03/21/2008 8:13:39 AM PDT by steve-b (Sin lies only in hurting others unnecessarily. All other "sins" are invented nonsense. --RAH)
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To: bert
"there is no martial fidelity in black unions"

Uh...dude. Nasty typo you got there.

33 posted on 03/21/2008 8:26:07 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: PJ-Comix

any photoshop experts care to take a stab at combining the original Professor Chaos with the Director of Operation Chaos??


34 posted on 03/21/2008 9:02:08 AM PDT by CharlieOK1 (you get that thing I sent ya?)
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To: KoRn
Kinda fun watching them eat their own, isn't it?
I'm going to the snackbar to get some Raisinettes....
35 posted on 03/21/2008 10:14:59 AM PDT by Ignatz (I gave up self-sacrifice for Lent.)
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To: bert
Jessee Jackson has taught us that there is no martial fidelity in black unions.

Good thing the "Rubberband Jessee-uh Jacka-sunnnn" can't declare Marital Law!

36 posted on 03/21/2008 10:19:18 AM PDT by Ignatz (I gave up self-sacrifice for Lent.)
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To: PJ-Comix; All
To the young gentleman driving the Ford Focus with the Democrat Underground bumper sticker in Greenwood, Indiana:

That kindly older lady who let you out onto Frye Road in front of her (after you were STUCK in the traffic jam in Kohl's parking) lot was a member of Free Republic!!

Happy Easter!!!

37 posted on 03/21/2008 12:42:09 PM PDT by Miss Marple
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To: PJ-Comix

They have bumper stickers, PJ!


38 posted on 03/21/2008 12:43:14 PM PDT by Miss Marple
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To: PJ-Comix
The Wright thing will pass because it is obvious that Obama is simply an Afrikan American- not a monster.

He's a monster Amerikanischer from the Afrika Korps!

39 posted on 03/21/2008 1:47:16 PM PDT by Argus (Obama: All turban and no goats.)
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To: PJ-Comix
THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY IS KILLING ITSELF!

"Paging Dr. Dean, paging Dr. Dean...Dr. Kevorkian is on the red courtesy phone. Dr. Dean, please pick up the red courtesy phone."

40 posted on 03/21/2008 3:41:02 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman
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