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DUmmie FUnnies 03-31-08 (Clintonista Official In Charge During Obama Passport Breach)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 21, 2008 | HUffies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/21/2008 6:01:48 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

As soon as I heard about the Barack Obama passport security breach in the news yesterday, I KNEW there had to be a Clinton connection to it. After all, who stands to benefit from this knowledge? Right now it is none other than Hillary. Of course, the leftwing blogosphere started out blaming EVIL Rightwingers with BLOOD on their fingers. Well, it now turns out that a Clintonista was in charge during the security breach as you can see in this HUffington Post THREAD titled, "Maura Harty: State Department Official In Charge During Two Of The Breaches An Ambassador Under Clinton." Gee, what a surprise. A Clintonista illegally digging up dirt on an opponent. This makes me wonder if the left will eventually bring up Hillary's illegal breach of the FBI files to dig up dirt on almost everyone in Washington. For that she can thank Chickenman Craig Livingstone for delivering the FBI file goods. So let us now watch the HUffies react to the not-so-shocking news about a Clintonista being behind the Obama passport security breach in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who enjoys breaching an occasional bottle of Passport scotch, is in the [brackets]:

Maura Harty: State Department Official In Charge During Two Of The Breaches An Ambassador Under Clinton.

[Surprise, surprise. A Clintonista acting as a Mata Hari or Marta Hari or Maura Harty for the Clinton campaign by digging up secret passport info on Obama.]

After the news broke Thursday that two employees of the State Department had been fired and a third disciplined for accessing passport records of Sen. Barack Obama, MSNBC noted a Clinton connection to the story. The network reported that Maura Harty, the State Department official in charge of the Bureau Of Consular Affairs during the first two breaches of Obama's passport, had served as an ambassador under Bill Clinton.

[Sniff! How dare you deprive us of blaming the EVIL Bush Regime for this passport breach!]

"Harty was a consular affairs chief until the end of last month when she retired from foreign service work. Before her stint as the assistant secretary of state of consular affairs, Hardy was an ambassador to Paraguay under President Bill Clinton," MSNBC reported.

[I bet she gets a pass on Passportgate. Only EVIL Republicans are penalized for such conduct.]

Harty served as Clinton's ambassador to Paraguay from 1997-1999.

[And served as their personal Mata Hari from 2007-2008. And now on to the HUffie Peanut Gallery...]

I am woman...
Hear me roar...
The truth about Hillary I will ignore!

[You just breached Charles Henrickson song parody territory.]

We need to know NOW about Hillary's membership in the Christian cult known as "The Fellowship". If she can rake Obama over the coals because of his affiliation with his pastor, then who knows what Clinton supports and does within this secretive cult among her Republican friends.

[The Fellowship of the Sting.]

Bill & HIllary have been trolling the sewers for people just like this miserable excuse for a human being. In fact, if you want to become a card carrying Clintonista, one of the most important qualifications is that you have no moral compass and possess no personal integrity.

[Hey Will Pitt! The Clinton campaign has a job for you!]

If we've learned on thing with the Clintons: Where there's smoke; there's going to be fire. The person rifling through Obama's passport was a Clinton appointee?

[GASP! You mean it wasn't Karl Rove?]

The ghost of Vince Foster came to me in a dream and said that three separate inquiries were made into the Obama file because each time more questions were asked and more answers needed. Sandy Berger had already been caught with photocopies stuffed into his pant legs. Then I woke up and realized that it was all a bad dream.

[The reason why Sandy Berger has such chubby cheeks is because he stuffed some of the secret papers into his mouth like a squirrel storing nuts for winter.]

Will someone please ask H/ilary to back out so that Obama can focus on beating McCain...

[And ruin Rush Limbaugh's Operation Chaos?]

THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY IS KILLING ITSELF!

[WOO HOO! Operation Chaos is a SUCCESS!!!]

What is amazing about your Clintonites is your ability to block out the three hundred or so Clinton disasters that make the Wright thing seem really stupid. Do you really think the Foster "alleged suicide"; the bought pardon's, Filegate, Travelgate, Monicagate, the Russian connections and all of the rest of the garbage and baggage of the Clintons won't wear down her candidacy which now can only be accomplished by Super delegates? The Wright thing will pass because it is obvious that Obama is simply an Afrikan American- not a monster. America will get use to it and what we are seeing now is the country going through the pains of dealing with hundreds of years of pent up emotion. But once he's elected- and he will be elected-- people will see that he will not be some crazy preacher and will be what people like Bill Richardson see as the first Great President of the 21st Century.

[What is amazing is that this primary race if finally forcing many liberals, such as yourself, to finally confront the TRUTH about the Clintons.]

Remember one of the first things that Hillary did when she became first lady was to get all of the tax records of the Clinton enemies. She will do anything.

[And this HUffie WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief period of mental clarity!]

The first breach -- er -- act of "imprudent curiosity" occurred just days after Obama's upset win in Iowa. These three breaches are no coincidence.

[We can be sure there was no breach of Mike Gravel's passport.]

Am I saying I believe it is highly probable that Hillary and her running mate Bill had something to do with the three breaches of Senator Obama's passport data? Yes.

[I feel so sad that Dick Cheney isn't being blamed for this.]

Is it a coincidence that Obama's records were breached on THREE separate occasions afte key wins in Iowa, Wisconsin and Virginia? And that in each case there was a link to the Clinton campaign?

[Please, please. Let me be able to blame Dick Cheney for this passport breach.]

As a young non-voter, this is what Hillary Clinton & more importantly the Clinton brand represents: underhanded politicking. This visceral hatred for HRC I used to always think of as some convoluted love, like Oxy-King-Kong Rush Limbaugh & Hillary in the role of Fay Wray. But now I'm beginning to see that a lot of Americans *fear* the Clintons. It's because they will anything -- seemingly *anything* -- to win an election.

[Remember, Rush gave new life to the Hillary campaign with his Operation Chaos. Hee! Hee!]

I'm really hoping that Harty is not involved. Although I may not be a supporter of Sen. Clinton I find it hard to believe that she would have sanctioned an action this far over the line. In addition, it is far more politically beneficial both to Obama and to democrats if this was perpetuated by Republicans. I for one will be hoping that either this is truly benign, which I doubt greatly or was a conservative political move.

[Okay, Dorothy. Lean back, close your eyes, and click your heels together three times as you wish real hard that Karl Rove was really behind this.]

Hillary...what a deadly web you weave. You are no better than Dumbya Bu$h. You practice Rove-like politics. And now this? And what about Mena, Arkansas? Just go away.

[Stay, Hillary, STAY!!!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; clintonistas; hillaryclinton; huffingtonpost; mauraharty; nobama; obamapassport; passport; statedept
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1 posted on 03/21/2008 6:01:50 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 03/21/2008 6:03:08 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

A-Ling!


3 posted on 03/21/2008 6:06:13 AM PDT by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: PJ-Comix

“THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY IS KILLING ITSELF!”

*snicker*


4 posted on 03/21/2008 6:06:30 AM PDT by imskylark
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To: PJ-Comix
We need to know NOW about Hillary's membership in the Christian cult known as "The Fellowship". If she can rake Obama over the coals because of his affiliation with his pastor, then who knows what Clinton supports and does within this secretive cult among her Republican friends.

Some looney tunes caller to Hannity brought up this "Fellowship" yesterday. Anyone know what in the world this is supposed to be. I have not yet received my invitation.

5 posted on 03/21/2008 6:08:35 AM PDT by Bahbah
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To: PJ-Comix

LOL! I can’t believe what I’m reading. I NEVER thought I would see the day when liberals would speak of the Clintons in such a way.


6 posted on 03/21/2008 6:08:54 AM PDT by KoRn (CTHULHU '08 - I won't settle for a lesser evil any longer!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10?


7 posted on 03/21/2008 6:09:28 AM PDT by rightinthemiddle (The Mainstream Media Controls Our Party. Go, RINOS!)
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To: PJ-Comix

The Clinton legacy at work again.


8 posted on 03/21/2008 6:09:52 AM PDT by TruthWillWin
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To: PJ-Comix

TOP 10 again?


9 posted on 03/21/2008 6:12:18 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (His middle name is NOT Hussein for being a Christian.)
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To: PJ-Comix
The person rifling through Obama's passport was a Clinton appointee?

Wonder what the Clinton's had on him?

10 posted on 03/21/2008 6:12:23 AM PDT by TruthWillWin
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To: PJ-Comix
Just heard that Patrick Kennedy is going to be briefing OBama's staff on this issue today.

PK is an Obama supporter, he may use this to take out Hillary.

11 posted on 03/21/2008 6:14:20 AM PDT by mware (mware...killer of threads.)
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To: PJ-Comix

But the Obamawamas already blamed it on Bush:

Bill Burton, a spokesman for Obama’s presidential campaign, called for a complete investigation.

“This is an outrageous breach of security and privacy, even from an administration that has shown little regard for either over the last eight years,” Burton said. “Our government’s duty is to protect the private information of the American people, not use it for political purposes.”


12 posted on 03/21/2008 6:14:32 AM PDT by rightinthemiddle (The Mainstream Media Controls Our Party. Go, RINOS!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Believe me when I say that Maura Hardy would have had absolutely nothing to do with two or three contract employees who were poking their noses into confidential data. That sort of thing is so far below her level, she probably never heard of their names before.


13 posted on 03/21/2008 6:17:50 AM PDT by kevkrom (2-D fantasy artists wanted: http://faxcelestis.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=213)
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To: PJ-Comix
The ghost of Vince Foster came to me in a dream and said that three separate inquiries were made into the Obama file because each time more questions were asked and more answers needed. Sandy Berger had already been caught with photocopies stuffed into his pant legs. Then I woke up and realized that it was all a bad dream.

That was NOT a bad dream. You were watching the news on PMSNBC. The news anchor looks like a ghost.

The first breach -- er -- act of "imprudent curiosity" occurred just days after Obama's upset win in Iowa. These three breaches are no coincidence.

You must remember, "Nothing that happens with the clintons is a coincidence."

Am I saying I believe it is highly probable that Hillary and her running mate Bill had something to do with the three breaches of Senator Obama's passport data? Yes.

Yes. AH HA! You got it!! You must listen to Rush.

Is it a coincidence that Obama's records were breached on THREE separate occasions afte key wins in Iowa, Wisconsin and Virginia? And that in each case there was a link to the Clinton campaign?

One more time, "Remember nothing that happens with the clintons is a coincidence."

Hillary...what a deadly web you weave. You are no better than Dumbya Bu$h. You practice Rove-like politics. And now this? And what about Mena, Arkansas? Just go away.

You don't understand. Rove has his hillary control machine in sync with Rush's Operation Chaos pulsar, which has a tendency to stunne hillary's Humabeeber.

14 posted on 03/21/2008 6:27:20 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (His middle name is NOT Hussein for being a Christian.)
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To: PJ-Comix

“then who knows what Clinton supports and does within this secretive cult among her Republican friends.”

Why is the Twilight Zone theme song playing in my head?


15 posted on 03/21/2008 6:28:56 AM PDT by imskylark
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To: PJ-Comix

The unfortunate part of “passport-gate” is that we won’t find out what juicy info was obtained until the Pennsylvania polls start swinging toward Obama.

Let’s speculate as to what Hillary’s minions might have found...I’ll go first:

A four day weekend in Tehran during the Hadj?


16 posted on 03/21/2008 6:29:57 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Yearly trips to Mecca and Cuba?


17 posted on 03/21/2008 6:31:17 AM PDT by usmcobra (I sing Karaoke the way it was meant to be sung, drunk, badly and in Japanese)
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To: KoRn

“NEVER thought I would see the day when liberals would speak of the Clintons in such a way.”

Reality about the Clinton’s is smacking a LOT of libdems up the side of the face now, and many aren’t handling it well...

The Clinton’s were thier hero’s, they were CELBRITIES, and they could do no wrong. These people lept to thier defense, no matter what the crime.

Funny to watch, actually...


18 posted on 03/21/2008 6:32:15 AM PDT by tcrlaf (VOTE DEMOCRAT-You'll look great in a Burka!)
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To: PJ-Comix
"And what about Mena, Arkansas?"

LFT Alert! This came from waaaaaay out in left field and DUmmies don't believe in the Mena drug conspiracy.

19 posted on 03/21/2008 6:32:22 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: kevkrom
Believe me when I say that Maura Hardy would have had absolutely nothing to do with two or three contract employees who were poking their noses into confidential data. That sort of thing is so far below her level, she probably never heard of their names before.

You're likely 100% correct - the folks doing this were probably voyeurs looking for some tiddle taddle they could share at happy hour with their pals.

But why fall back on reality when the DUmmies are having such a good time with their circular firing squad?

20 posted on 03/21/2008 6:34:11 AM PDT by G L Tirebiter
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